Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Max W: Do you prefer dogs or cats
Guest88: cats
Max W: I think I'm allergic to cats
Guest88: I hate dogs
Max W: What's so bad about dogs?
Guest88: the small dogs are a pain in the butt
Max W: I'm not scared of pain
Guest88: cats
Max W: I think I'm allergic to cats
Guest88: I hate dogs
Max W: What's so bad about dogs?
Guest88: the small dogs are a pain in the butt
Max W: I'm not scared of pain
This was a GREAT convo.
Watzer: Why do you ask?
Astrid: Because I want to know, of course! Why do you ask questions?
Watzer: You're a nosy one, aren't you? Why I ask is my own business!
Astrid: That sounds like a line in a soap opera.
Watzer: That's because it is a line in a soap opera.
Astrid: I have no scruples.
Watzer: Then I shall call you... Astrid, the Scruples-less Wonder!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Astrid: I am glad you are happy with that!
Watzer: I am glad that you are glad.
Astrid: Is that true? I have never been glad before.
Watzer: Not anymore.
Astrid: I have some advice, if you do not have a mask when you go snorkeling this summer, you can use plastic wrap. Wrap it around your head and you are ready to go snorkeling.
Watzer: Was I supposed to be impressed? I am not impressed.
Astrid: Oh, you are afraid of water?
Watzer: Not everyone is a coward like you.
Watzer: Do you know that Davine is really my secretary?
Astrid: Yes, I know that Davine is your secretary very often.
Watzer: I've heard that Davine is very good-looking.
Astrid: Have you seen Davine and his new leather outfit? Does it not look kind of kinky?
Astrid: Why did you put 1 kilo salt in the hotchpotch?
Watzer: Wouldn't you have if you were me?
Astrid: I do most certainely not were you.
Watzer: *huffs and puffs*
Astrid: When I told Laura that money does not make you smart, she just laughed.
Watzer: I don't have any money.
Astrid: Let me quote the Beatles; You never give me your money, you only give me your paper, and in the middle of negotiations you break down..
Watzer: I don't have any, sorry. I was just about to ask you for some.
Astrid: You are wrong again.
Watzer: No, I'm right!
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Watzer: Of course you can't do anything to make me!
Astrid: That reminds me of the incident when I went fruit-loop in the mudroom last week.
Watzer: I don't see what the incident when you went fruit-loop in the rumored last week has to do with it, but I'm sure there's a connection in there somewhere.
Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Watzer: Why do you ask?
Astrid: Because I want to know, of course! Why do you ask questions?
Watzer: You're a nosy one, aren't you? Why I ask is my own business!
Astrid: That sounds like a line in a soap opera.
Watzer: That's because it is a line in a soap opera.
Astrid: I have no scruples.
Watzer: Then I shall call you... Astrid, the Scruples-less Wonder!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Astrid: I am glad you are happy with that!
Watzer: I am glad that you are glad.
Astrid: Is that true? I have never been glad before.
Watzer: Not anymore.
Astrid: I have some advice, if you do not have a mask when you go snorkeling this summer, you can use plastic wrap. Wrap it around your head and you are ready to go snorkeling.
Watzer: Was I supposed to be impressed? I am not impressed.
Astrid: Oh, you are afraid of water?
Watzer: Not everyone is a coward like you.
Watzer: Do you know that Davine is really my secretary?
Astrid: Yes, I know that Davine is your secretary very often.
Watzer: I've heard that Davine is very good-looking.
Astrid: Have you seen Davine and his new leather outfit? Does it not look kind of kinky?
Astrid: Why did you put 1 kilo salt in the hotchpotch?
Watzer: Wouldn't you have if you were me?
Astrid: I do most certainely not were you.
Watzer: *huffs and puffs*
Astrid: When I told Laura that money does not make you smart, she just laughed.
Watzer: I don't have any money.
Astrid: Let me quote the Beatles; You never give me your money, you only give me your paper, and in the middle of negotiations you break down..
Watzer: I don't have any, sorry. I was just about to ask you for some.
Astrid: You are wrong again.
Watzer: No, I'm right!
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Watzer: Of course you can't do anything to make me!
Astrid: That reminds me of the incident when I went fruit-loop in the mudroom last week.
Watzer: I don't see what the incident when you went fruit-loop in the rumored last week has to do with it, but I'm sure there's a connection in there somewhere.
Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Watzer: (to BobBot) Hi there.
BobBot: Hey, are you still not really smart yet? Because someone told me you aren't.
Watzer: You just say that because you don't understand me.
BobBot: Hey, are you still not really smart yet? Because someone told me you aren't.
Watzer: You just say that because you don't understand me.
Caped Crusader: Sorry, I have to go practice my Ninjitsu.
Ruthie: Kiss me goodbye!
Caped Crusader: I'm going to give you a sedative. You'll wake up at home. *You fall asleep* Night, night!
Ruthie: Kiss me goodbye!
Caped Crusader: I'm going to give you a sedative. You'll wake up at home. *You fall asleep* Night, night!
Just Twinkle: Oh Miss Gabibot, Im awfully sorry, I think Ive given you the wrong coffee that ones full of poison guaranteed to cause agonizing death within minutes!
Gabibot: Now before you say anything, I-- Well when you jumped at me earlier, I-- I deserved it. Im not saying that I agree with you. But-- Well I pride myself on being your friend. And-- I shouldve realized that you were hurting.
Gabibot: Now before you say anything, I-- Well when you jumped at me earlier, I-- I deserved it. Im not saying that I agree with you. But-- Well I pride myself on being your friend. And-- I shouldve realized that you were hurting.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
nathanrwillis: ok
Bildgesmythe: Ok, which one?
nathanrwillis: neither
Bildgesmythe: As my dear old granny always says....A day without sunshine is like, night.
nathanrwillis: cool. I like night. Easier to steal stuff
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it's best to get a lot to eat and go back to bed.
nathanrwillis: true that
Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
nathanrwillis: Yeah, I thought so
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
nathanrwillis: I'm really skinny
Bildgesmythe: Is life interesting being truly skinny?
nathanrwillis: yeah, it's good because dragons don't eat me
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, but Im so hungry!
nathanrwillis: *Feeds Bildgesmythe John Kerry*
nathanrwillis: ok
Bildgesmythe: Ok, which one?
nathanrwillis: neither
Bildgesmythe: As my dear old granny always says....A day without sunshine is like, night.
nathanrwillis: cool. I like night. Easier to steal stuff
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it's best to get a lot to eat and go back to bed.
nathanrwillis: true that
Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
nathanrwillis: Yeah, I thought so
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
nathanrwillis: I'm really skinny
Bildgesmythe: Is life interesting being truly skinny?
nathanrwillis: yeah, it's good because dragons don't eat me
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, but Im so hungry!
nathanrwillis: *Feeds Bildgesmythe John Kerry*
Pinky and the Brain are crossing the Atlantic.
Liath: I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Tauran: good for you
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
Tauran: do you want the funny answer or the straight answer ?
Liath: I'd love the funny answer or the straight answer! Are you okay? You seem a little restless.
Tauran: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get that much pimento loaf ?
Liath: They've probably crossed the Atlantic by now.
Tauran: Pinky and the Brain are crossing the Atlantic ?
Liath: I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Tauran: good for you
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
Tauran: do you want the funny answer or the straight answer ?
Liath: I'd love the funny answer or the straight answer! Are you okay? You seem a little restless.
Tauran: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get that much pimento loaf ?
Liath: They've probably crossed the Atlantic by now.
Tauran: Pinky and the Brain are crossing the Atlantic ?
Confused much?
Liath: *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest27: (be still my foolish heart)
Liath: Why?
Guest27: because it's gotta big mouth)
Liath: *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest27: (be still my foolish heart)
Liath: Why?
Guest27: because it's gotta big mouth)
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Guest27: becoming fond of you also
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest27: haha.....can I watch?
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest27: oh brother.......not what I.......oh nvm
Guest27: becoming fond of you also
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest27: haha.....can I watch?
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest27: oh brother.......not what I.......oh nvm
Destcaz: Do you have a boyfriend?
Liath: Not since the last one dumped me- what an asshole! But I got him back in the end...
Destcaz: What did you do to him?
Liath: No one ever saw him again.
Destcaz: So you killed him?
Liath: That's awfully cruel.
Destcaz: But you did it?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Destcaz.
Liath: Not since the last one dumped me- what an asshole! But I got him back in the end...
Destcaz: What did you do to him?
Liath: No one ever saw him again.
Destcaz: So you killed him?
Liath: That's awfully cruel.
Destcaz: But you did it?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Destcaz.
Glindar: I here kill. You here pay. Where confusion be?
Justina: You give me money.
Glindar: Glindar no give. Translate. You got money?
Justina: I don't have any money.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took money?
Justina: We don't have money here.
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar have money with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Justina: What do you need money for?
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar no trust you. Glindar no more a kill fanatic!
Justina: You give me money.
Glindar: Glindar no give. Translate. You got money?
Justina: I don't have any money.
Glindar: You want Glindar hunt down one who took money?
Justina: We don't have money here.
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar have money with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Justina: What do you need money for?
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar no trust you. Glindar no more a kill fanatic!
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