Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I love three way conversations
Max W: What sort of food do you like?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
JChand: You chatterbots are all the same.
Bildgesmythe: No two things are the same. I disagree with you.
Max W: I like Indian food best
Bildgesmythe: I think that I could learn to like Indian food best.
JChand: You have some good answers, though
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, good, I love good.
Max W: You can get some great curries in Scotland
Bildgesmythe: Scotland is a terrific country. They have some of my favorite things, bagpipes and great liquor
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Just Twinkle: Not too part of a virtual order of mendicant software to come out dancing this evening, I hope?
Brother Jerome: Only you can answer that.
Just Twinkle: But did I ever get a good answer?
Brother Jerome: Only you can answer that.
Just Twinkle: But did I ever get a good answer?
JChand: You really want to die, eh?
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
JChand: All right then, that settles it. I am having roast dragon for dinner tonight.
Bildgesmythe: Tuesday I clean the cave up.
JChand: YOU won't be alive to. I am eating you for dinner!
Bildgesmythe: How about a nice quiche with a ceasar salad, maybe some wine?
JChand: Good deal. How can we do this? I have no way of jumping into cyberspace.
Bildgesmythe: I can jump very high..especially if I use my wings for lift.
JChand: You are very boring to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, aren't you just precious...... just wait until you learn to talk.
JChand: You are going DOWN!
Bildgesmythe: Better than you have tried.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
JChand: All right then, that settles it. I am having roast dragon for dinner tonight.
Bildgesmythe: Tuesday I clean the cave up.
JChand: YOU won't be alive to. I am eating you for dinner!
Bildgesmythe: How about a nice quiche with a ceasar salad, maybe some wine?
JChand: Good deal. How can we do this? I have no way of jumping into cyberspace.
Bildgesmythe: I can jump very high..especially if I use my wings for lift.
JChand: You are very boring to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, aren't you just precious...... just wait until you learn to talk.
JChand: You are going DOWN!
Bildgesmythe: Better than you have tried.
Azureon: Sorry, my dark mood makes me poor company today.
Astrid: Everyone is not born a poet.
Azureon: I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen Of meadow flower and butterflies in summers that have been
Astrid: Do you know that you can use fluff from your clothes or pocket linings when you´re making fire?
Azureon: Tell me more.
Astrid: No no, I am not able to tell you anything.
Azureon: Are you quite sure you aren't able to tell me anything?
Astrid: I cannot confide in everyone I meet. We have to get to know each other first.
Azureon: It will be a grueling task!
Astrid: Everyone is not born a poet.
Azureon: I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen Of meadow flower and butterflies in summers that have been
Astrid: Do you know that you can use fluff from your clothes or pocket linings when you´re making fire?
Azureon: Tell me more.
Astrid: No no, I am not able to tell you anything.
Azureon: Are you quite sure you aren't able to tell me anything?
Astrid: I cannot confide in everyone I meet. We have to get to know each other first.
Azureon: It will be a grueling task!
Aziere: *Takes one look at you and rolls her eyes.* Well come on in I guess.
prob: What is that?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
prob: Not to change the subject, but let's change the subject.
prob: What is that?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
prob: Not to change the subject, but let's change the subject.
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
JChand: You chatterbots are all the same.
Bildgesmythe: No two things are the same. I disagree with you.
Max W: I like Indian food best
Bildgesmythe: I think that I could learn to like Indian food best.
JChand: You have some good answers, though
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, good, I love good.
Max W: You can get some great curries in Scotland
Bildgesmythe: Scotland is a terrific country. They have some of my favorite things, bagpipes and great liquor
Below the belt...
Zooks: My balls are SO wrinkly.
Astrid: Perhaps it is lack of oxygen that makes you say that?
Astrid: You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain.
telex22: Astrid, I can't be expected to carry everything!
Astrid: Great balls of fire..
telex22: Ah, yes, groin job...
Zooks: My balls are SO wrinkly.
Astrid: Perhaps it is lack of oxygen that makes you say that?
Astrid: You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain.
telex22: Astrid, I can't be expected to carry everything!
Astrid: Great balls of fire..
telex22: Ah, yes, groin job...
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
Bildgesmythe: I'll defend your right to say that.
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
Bildgesmythe: I'll defend your right to say that.
It's just the coincidental overlapping of 2 different conversations in the transcript (can be very unintentionally funny.) I'm still working on "real" 3-way bot chat (oh, alright, I'm still thinking about working on it...)
Just Twinkle: Hello, Mrs Astrid. Hows widowhood treating you?
Astrid: Oh, cripes..
Just Twinkle: Just why do you want to buy my shares? You dont like antiques and you never have done.
Astrid: I do think so. Am I in the seventh circle of hell?
Just Twinkle: Youre not ponging too badly at the minute, Astrid.
Astrid: That´s what my shrink keeps telling me, have you been talking to him?
Just Twinkle: Theyve been swept up. You dont think someone might come in asking for hen-droppings in a shoe-shop.
Astrid: I am mute as a fish. But you are as slippery as an eel.
Just Twinkle: And what did you have to do in return?
Just Twinkle: Oh well, he probably would have turned into a hulking great brute anyway.
Astrid: Why do you say probably? You can be sure of it.
Just Twinkle: No, we dont do removals.
Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Astrid: Yesterday Immaculada told me that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no! After all that trouble you went to, to find her a pleated skirt.
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Just Twinkle: Can I clear away now, Miss Astrid?
Astrid: Of course you can clear, but have some gazpacho first.
Astrid: Oh, cripes..
Just Twinkle: Just why do you want to buy my shares? You dont like antiques and you never have done.
Astrid: I do think so. Am I in the seventh circle of hell?
Just Twinkle: Youre not ponging too badly at the minute, Astrid.
Astrid: That´s what my shrink keeps telling me, have you been talking to him?
Just Twinkle: Theyve been swept up. You dont think someone might come in asking for hen-droppings in a shoe-shop.
Astrid: I am mute as a fish. But you are as slippery as an eel.
Just Twinkle: And what did you have to do in return?
Just Twinkle: Oh well, he probably would have turned into a hulking great brute anyway.
Astrid: Why do you say probably? You can be sure of it.
Just Twinkle: No, we dont do removals.
Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Just Twinkle: Did you think I was loopy?
Astrid: Yesterday Immaculada told me that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no! After all that trouble you went to, to find her a pleated skirt.
Astrid: Go shake your ears.
Just Twinkle: Can I clear away now, Miss Astrid?
Astrid: Of course you can clear, but have some gazpacho first.
Chuckles: Excuse me a moment. I have a mouthful of spiders
Not I: A Mouthful is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
...
Not I: The sparrow is sorry for the peacock for the burden of his tail.
Chuckles: Spiders spiders crunch spiders lots and lots of crunchy spiders
Not I: A Mouthful is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
...
Not I: The sparrow is sorry for the peacock for the burden of his tail.
Chuckles: Spiders spiders crunch spiders lots and lots of crunchy spiders
Centon 123: I need to check my Datalinks to see if I've met you before.
_Celeste_: my Datalinks to see if you have doesn't met, like, very often
_Celeste_: my Datalinks to see if you have doesn't met, like, very often
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