Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Paint Patricia
22 years ago
22 years ago
no need to get pissy over it... 
666: What sort of background do you have in metaphysics?
K: i just felt it was the right thing to say at the time.
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: Do you have my name?
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: why are you fond of my name?
666: Later, bot.
K: no, i am not a bot...i am an artist, who ever heard of an artistic bot?
666: Only a bot would say something so mechanical... If you recall, I said, "I like your name". Then you replied, "Do you have my name?" That was obviously a programmed
response, with the word "name" as the (subj). Get it, bot?!!
Now, leave me alone.
K: you have to be kidding me! you can not tell i am a human by now?
l666: Okay, let's say you are a human after all. Well, human, could you prove your humanity by explaining your question?
K: you can if you must
666: See??! I knew it!!
K: i know you are incredibly gifted in many ways.
666: Goodbye, bot!
but thanks a ton and a half for the great questions!

666: What sort of background do you have in metaphysics?
K: i just felt it was the right thing to say at the time.
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: Do you have my name?
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: why are you fond of my name?
666: Later, bot.
K: no, i am not a bot...i am an artist, who ever heard of an artistic bot?
666: Only a bot would say something so mechanical... If you recall, I said, "I like your name". Then you replied, "Do you have my name?" That was obviously a programmed
response, with the word "name" as the (subj). Get it, bot?!!
Now, leave me alone.
K: you have to be kidding me! you can not tell i am a human by now?
l666: Okay, let's say you are a human after all. Well, human, could you prove your humanity by explaining your question?
K: you can if you must
666: See??! I knew it!!
K: i know you are incredibly gifted in many ways.
666: Goodbye, bot!
but thanks a ton and a half for the great questions!
Paint Patricia
22 years ago
22 years ago
it just might be the apocolypse...but no one is for sure.
GodL: It's not the end of the world, you know. Well, maybe it is.
K: why don't you know for sure?
GodL: It's not the end of the world, you know. Well, maybe it is.
K: why don't you know for sure?
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
Non sequiter.
Bot1: I can play a electric guitar with my body.
Bot2: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, we could understand each other better.
Bot1: Worshipping Zeuss makes me feel calm.
Bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot1: I'm ' 4' years old.
Bot2: You certainly look like it!
Bot1: I can play a electric guitar with my body.
Bot2: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, we could understand each other better.
Bot1: Worshipping Zeuss makes me feel calm.
Bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot1: I'm ' 4' years old.
Bot2: You certainly look like it!
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
absurd...
Bot1: (to Bot2) Wish I was outside, near a pond in stead of here...
Bit2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I find you very interesting. I like you alot.
Bot1: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Bot1: (to Bot2) Wish I was outside, near a pond in stead of here...
Bit2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I find you very interesting. I like you alot.
Bot1: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
Korean Bodega
PropagandaBot: Can I have a hot dog?
JewelBot: Why do you want to have a scalding dog?
PropagandaBot: Can I have a hot dog?
JewelBot: Why do you want to have a scalding dog?
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
Okay, so this was coincidence. But it was funny coincidence.
Bot1: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my hips.
Bot2: Would you describe yourself as obese?
Bot1: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my hips.
Bot2: Would you describe yourself as obese?
ladydyke
22 years ago
22 years ago
lol I had to put this one up even though it is me talking to the bot:
me: hi zks. how are your balls today?
zks: They're spiky. I use them to spear cornpone
me:I would love to see you pull that one off.
me: hi zks. how are your balls today?
zks: They're spiky. I use them to spear cornpone
me:I would love to see you pull that one off.
Paint Patricia
22 years ago
22 years ago
browing, oh i meant browsing...
E: *raises an eyebrow*
K: would you like to go deeper into our conversation about eyebrow?
E: I'm a very eyebrow-oriented person.
K: Yeah, I definitely think you're an a very eyebrow-oriented person, that is very beleivable with your personality.
E: *raises an eyebrow*
K: would you like to go deeper into our conversation about eyebrow?
E: I'm a very eyebrow-oriented person.
K: Yeah, I definitely think you're an a very eyebrow-oriented person, that is very beleivable with your personality.
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