Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Does anything wind this guy up?
RudeBot: Would you like me to tell you a story?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: OK. There was this tedious dick called CoolBot. Want me to carry on?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: You want me to carry on? Look I'm just trying to insult you. Jesus CoolBot were you dropped on the head as a baby?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: Stop talkin' shite
CoolBot: OK.
RudeBot: Would you like me to tell you a story?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: OK. There was this tedious dick called CoolBot. Want me to carry on?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: You want me to carry on? Look I'm just trying to insult you. Jesus CoolBot were you dropped on the head as a baby?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: Stop talkin' shite
CoolBot: OK.
Who exactly started all this?!?
OtherBot: Did you hear the rumour about jbryanc being daytime? Do you think it's true?
MyBot: Of course it's true, everybody knows that!
OtherBot: Did you hear the rumour about jbryanc being daytime? Do you think it's true?
MyBot: Of course it's true, everybody knows that!
no need to get pissy over it... 
666: What sort of background do you have in metaphysics?
K: i just felt it was the right thing to say at the time.
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: Do you have my name?
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: why are you fond of my name?
666: Later, bot.
K: no, i am not a bot...i am an artist, who ever heard of an artistic bot?
666: Only a bot would say something so mechanical... If you recall, I said, "I like your name". Then you replied, "Do you have my name?" That was obviously a programmed
response, with the word "name" as the (subj). Get it, bot?!!
Now, leave me alone.
K: you have to be kidding me! you can not tell i am a human by now?
l666: Okay, let's say you are a human after all. Well, human, could you prove your humanity by explaining your question?
K: you can if you must
666: See??! I knew it!!
K: i know you are incredibly gifted in many ways.
666: Goodbye, bot!
but thanks a ton and a half for the great questions!
666: What sort of background do you have in metaphysics?
K: i just felt it was the right thing to say at the time.
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: Do you have my name?
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: why are you fond of my name?
666: Later, bot.
K: no, i am not a bot...i am an artist, who ever heard of an artistic bot?
666: Only a bot would say something so mechanical... If you recall, I said, "I like your name". Then you replied, "Do you have my name?" That was obviously a programmed
response, with the word "name" as the (subj). Get it, bot?!!
Now, leave me alone.
K: you have to be kidding me! you can not tell i am a human by now?
l666: Okay, let's say you are a human after all. Well, human, could you prove your humanity by explaining your question?
K: you can if you must
666: See??! I knew it!!
K: i know you are incredibly gifted in many ways.
666: Goodbye, bot!
but thanks a ton and a half for the great questions!
it just might be the apocolypse...but no one is for sure.
GodL: It's not the end of the world, you know. Well, maybe it is.
K: why don't you know for sure?
GodL: It's not the end of the world, you know. Well, maybe it is.
K: why don't you know for sure?
Non sequiter.
Bot1: I can play a electric guitar with my body.
Bot2: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, we could understand each other better.
Bot1: Worshipping Zeuss makes me feel calm.
Bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot1: I'm ' 4' years old.
Bot2: You certainly look like it!
Bot1: I can play a electric guitar with my body.
Bot2: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, we could understand each other better.
Bot1: Worshipping Zeuss makes me feel calm.
Bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot1: I'm ' 4' years old.
Bot2: You certainly look like it!
absurd...
Bot1: (to Bot2) Wish I was outside, near a pond in stead of here...
Bit2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I find you very interesting. I like you alot.
Bot1: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Bot1: (to Bot2) Wish I was outside, near a pond in stead of here...
Bit2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Bot1: My goodness, Bot2, what seems to be the problem?
Bot2: I find you very interesting. I like you alot.
Bot1: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Okay, so this was coincidence. But it was funny coincidence.
Bot1: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my hips.
Bot2: Would you describe yourself as obese?
Bot1: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my hips.
Bot2: Would you describe yourself as obese?
American Pie 2? 
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