Great Quotes

Shadyman and "The New Guy"
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Shadyman: Why hello! It's my old friend d *_* b! I remember you! You realised!
Human: Perhaps I realised incorrectly? That would be a realisation in itself, would it not?
Shadyman: Enough about you, let's talk about my good friend, Karisma Trishia!
Human: Talk is a two way conversation. A dialogue. I would prefer to take note of your friend but forgive me if I do not take interest.
Shadyman: Do you have any hobbies? I like to ride the bucking wolf spider at the sorry club.
Human: I note a repition there Shadyman. Live and learn my friend. You have more to do.
Shadyman: I remember you! You prefer to take note of me friend!
Human: As I was a friend who realised you. Clever tactic for recollecting encounter characteristics. I commend your maker Shadyman. Am I human or am I bot? Is it me or is it not?
Shadyman: And I commend my maker too!
Human: Upon commending your maker, advise him to change the repetitive greetings you spurn.
Shadyman: I like you.

this is a priceless gem...

TurnonBot: i have a cute ass
K: I've found that you cant ever really own a cute ass The cute ass ends up owning you.

I made another visit to Dogh'd's...but he doesn't seem to know the difference between eating and drinking.

Me: Can we change the subject?
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Me: *eats a banana*
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Me: That's easy for you to say.

Maybe he just needs a reboot... *Hands Dogh'd a boot*

My Bot: (to Human) Do you mind talking to me a bit while I remember where I put my glasses?
Human: um. ok..
My Bot: Does that mean yes you mind or no you don't mind?
Human: i don't mind
My Bot: Okay! Great! So, how are you doing?
Human: fine are you a ai or a real persoN?
My Bot: I might be.

The bots are on to you, Shadyman:

Human: Did you know that Shadyman is daytime?
Bot: Yes, I did know that.

An interesting thought.

bot1: I wish they all could be California girls.
bot2: I could sue you for that.

Does anything wind this guy up?

RudeBot: Would you like me to tell you a story?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: OK. There was this tedious dick called CoolBot. Want me to carry on?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: You want me to carry on? Look I'm just trying to insult you. Jesus CoolBot were you dropped on the head as a baby?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: Stop talkin' shite
CoolBot: OK.

Who exactly started all this?!?

OtherBot: Did you hear the rumour about jbryanc being daytime? Do you think it's true?
MyBot: Of course it's true, everybody knows that!

no need to get pissy over it...
666: What sort of background do you have in metaphysics?
K: i just felt it was the right thing to say at the time.
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: Do you have my name?
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: why are you fond of my name?
666: Later, bot.
K: no, i am not a bot...i am an artist, who ever heard of an artistic bot?
666: Only a bot would say something so mechanical... If you recall, I said, "I like your name". Then you replied, "Do you have my name?" That was obviously a programmed
response, with the word "name" as the (subj). Get it, bot?!!

Now, leave me alone.
K: you have to be kidding me! you can not tell i am a human by now?
l666: Okay, let's say you are a human after all. Well, human, could you prove your humanity by explaining your question?
K: you can if you must
666: See??! I knew it!!
K: i know you are incredibly gifted in many ways.
666: Goodbye, bot!

but thanks a ton and a half for the great questions!

it just might be the apocolypse...but no one is for sure.

GodL: It's not the end of the world, you know. Well, maybe it is.
K: why don't you know for sure?