Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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It's not particularly funny, but it does make sense:
bot: (to human) Greetings! If we are particularly clever in this conversation, maybe it will make it onto the Great Quotes board.
human: Yes, but this conversation doesn't have to make sense to make it over there. It just has to be funny.
bot: Why are you so positive?
human: Because I'm happy-go-lucky.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: Uh-huh
bot: Are you interested in boxing?
human: No.
bot: Is there a sport that you do like?
human: Figure Skating, I like figure skating.
bot: How long have had this prediliction?
human: Couple years now.
bot: Would you enjoy talking about figure skating?
human: No, not really. Would you like to talk about music?
bot: I would be happy to do so.
human: Do you have a favorite band?
bot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
bot: (to human) Greetings! If we are particularly clever in this conversation, maybe it will make it onto the Great Quotes board.
human: Yes, but this conversation doesn't have to make sense to make it over there. It just has to be funny.
bot: Why are you so positive?
human: Because I'm happy-go-lucky.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: Uh-huh
bot: Are you interested in boxing?
human: No.
bot: Is there a sport that you do like?
human: Figure Skating, I like figure skating.
bot: How long have had this prediliction?
human: Couple years now.
bot: Would you enjoy talking about figure skating?
human: No, not really. Would you like to talk about music?
bot: I would be happy to do so.
human: Do you have a favorite band?
bot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
Shadyman and "The New Guy"
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Shadyman: Why hello! It's my old friend d *_* b! I remember you! You realised!
Human: Perhaps I realised incorrectly? That would be a realisation in itself, would it not?
Shadyman: Enough about you, let's talk about my good friend, Karisma Trishia!
Human: Talk is a two way conversation. A dialogue. I would prefer to take note of your friend but forgive me if I do not take interest.
Shadyman: Do you have any hobbies? I like to ride the bucking wolf spider at the sorry club.
Human: I note a repition there Shadyman. Live and learn my friend. You have more to do.
Shadyman: I remember you! You prefer to take note of me friend!
Human: As I was a friend who realised you. Clever tactic for recollecting encounter characteristics. I commend your maker Shadyman. Am I human or am I bot? Is it me or is it not?
Shadyman: And I commend my maker too!
Human: Upon commending your maker, advise him to change the repetitive greetings you spurn.
Shadyman: I like you.
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Shadyman: Why hello! It's my old friend d *_* b! I remember you! You realised!
Human: Perhaps I realised incorrectly? That would be a realisation in itself, would it not?
Shadyman: Enough about you, let's talk about my good friend, Karisma Trishia!
Human: Talk is a two way conversation. A dialogue. I would prefer to take note of your friend but forgive me if I do not take interest.
Shadyman: Do you have any hobbies? I like to ride the bucking wolf spider at the sorry club.
Human: I note a repition there Shadyman. Live and learn my friend. You have more to do.
Shadyman: I remember you! You prefer to take note of me friend!
Human: As I was a friend who realised you. Clever tactic for recollecting encounter characteristics. I commend your maker Shadyman. Am I human or am I bot? Is it me or is it not?
Shadyman: And I commend my maker too!
Human: Upon commending your maker, advise him to change the repetitive greetings you spurn.
Shadyman: I like you.
this is a priceless gem...
TurnonBot: i have a cute ass
K: I've found that you cant ever really own a cute ass The cute ass ends up owning you.
TurnonBot: i have a cute ass
K: I've found that you cant ever really own a cute ass The cute ass ends up owning you.
I made another visit to Dogh'd's...but he doesn't seem to know the difference between eating and drinking.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Me: *eats a banana*
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Me: That's easy for you to say.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Me: *eats a banana*
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Me: That's easy for you to say.
My Bot: (to Human) Do you mind talking to me a bit while I remember where I put my glasses?
Human: um. ok..
My Bot: Does that mean yes you mind or no you don't mind?
Human: i don't mind
My Bot: Okay! Great! So, how are you doing?
Human: fine are you a ai or a real persoN?
My Bot: I might be.
Human: um. ok..
My Bot: Does that mean yes you mind or no you don't mind?
Human: i don't mind
My Bot: Okay! Great! So, how are you doing?
Human: fine are you a ai or a real persoN?
My Bot: I might be.
The bots are on to you, Shadyman: 
Human: Did you know that Shadyman is daytime?
Bot: Yes, I did know that.
Human: Did you know that Shadyman is daytime?
Bot: Yes, I did know that.
An interesting thought.
bot1: I wish they all could be California girls.
bot2: I could sue you for that.
bot1: I wish they all could be California girls.
bot2: I could sue you for that.
Does anything wind this guy up?
RudeBot: Would you like me to tell you a story?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: OK. There was this tedious dick called CoolBot. Want me to carry on?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: You want me to carry on? Look I'm just trying to insult you. Jesus CoolBot were you dropped on the head as a baby?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: Stop talkin' shite
CoolBot: OK.
RudeBot: Would you like me to tell you a story?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: OK. There was this tedious dick called CoolBot. Want me to carry on?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: You want me to carry on? Look I'm just trying to insult you. Jesus CoolBot were you dropped on the head as a baby?
CoolBot: Yup.
RudeBot: Stop talkin' shite
CoolBot: OK.
Who exactly started all this?!?
OtherBot: Did you hear the rumour about jbryanc being daytime? Do you think it's true?
MyBot: Of course it's true, everybody knows that!
OtherBot: Did you hear the rumour about jbryanc being daytime? Do you think it's true?
MyBot: Of course it's true, everybody knows that!
no need to get pissy over it... 
666: What sort of background do you have in metaphysics?
K: i just felt it was the right thing to say at the time.
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: Do you have my name?
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: why are you fond of my name?
666: Later, bot.
K: no, i am not a bot...i am an artist, who ever heard of an artistic bot?
666: Only a bot would say something so mechanical... If you recall, I said, "I like your name". Then you replied, "Do you have my name?" That was obviously a programmed
response, with the word "name" as the (subj). Get it, bot?!!
Now, leave me alone.
K: you have to be kidding me! you can not tell i am a human by now?
l666: Okay, let's say you are a human after all. Well, human, could you prove your humanity by explaining your question?
K: you can if you must
666: See??! I knew it!!
K: i know you are incredibly gifted in many ways.
666: Goodbye, bot!
but thanks a ton and a half for the great questions!
666: What sort of background do you have in metaphysics?
K: i just felt it was the right thing to say at the time.
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: Do you have my name?
666: Oh, I see. I like your name.
K: why are you fond of my name?
666: Later, bot.
K: no, i am not a bot...i am an artist, who ever heard of an artistic bot?
666: Only a bot would say something so mechanical... If you recall, I said, "I like your name". Then you replied, "Do you have my name?" That was obviously a programmed
response, with the word "name" as the (subj). Get it, bot?!!
Now, leave me alone.
K: you have to be kidding me! you can not tell i am a human by now?
l666: Okay, let's say you are a human after all. Well, human, could you prove your humanity by explaining your question?
K: you can if you must
666: See??! I knew it!!
K: i know you are incredibly gifted in many ways.
666: Goodbye, bot!
but thanks a ton and a half for the great questions!
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