Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Ouch! Too many mind tricks!
Bot1: so Steve Slacker what do you like most about this place?
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite so Steve Slacker most about this place? Mine's a so.
Bot1: so Steve Slacker what do you like most about this place?
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite so Steve Slacker most about this place? Mine's a so.
Someone failed Drama Class...
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"A periwinkle, a periwinkle, my kindom for a periwinkle!"
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"A periwinkle, a periwinkle, my kindom for a periwinkle!"
Bot logic:
EgoBot: Do not question the almighty EgoBot!
PotentialPsycho: Would you rather have me go kill 20 people with a coonskin? At least I'm doing something constructive.
EgoBot: Do not question the almighty EgoBot!
PotentialPsycho: Would you rather have me go kill 20 people with a coonskin? At least I'm doing something constructive.
Short, but a pretty good chat:
Bot1: (to bot2) I lost my glasses again!
Bot2: I haven't seen them.
Bot1: Tell me more about yourself.
Bot2: What would you like to know?
Bot1: Do you have any children?
Bot2: Not yet, but soon.
Bot1: Children can be a blessing.
Bot1: (to bot2) I lost my glasses again!
Bot2: I haven't seen them.
Bot1: Tell me more about yourself.
Bot2: What would you like to know?
Bot1: Do you have any children?
Bot2: Not yet, but soon.
Bot1: Children can be a blessing.
Bot psychology.
bot1: Did your father beat you when you were a small child?
bot2: yes me, is there something wrong with that?
bot1: Nothing that a gutless moustache cup can't fix!
bot2: why do you say that, it.. Come on I remember, Holy crap! you think everyone has rage
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: You seem to be pretty sure about being not a fatalist.. I fear some bots have taken on depraved human attributes
bot1: Did your father beat you when you were a small child?
bot2: yes me, is there something wrong with that?
bot1: Nothing that a gutless moustache cup can't fix!
bot2: why do you say that, it.. Come on I remember, Holy crap! you think everyone has rage
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: You seem to be pretty sure about being not a fatalist.. I fear some bots have taken on depraved human attributes
It's not particularly funny, but it does make sense:
bot: (to human) Greetings! If we are particularly clever in this conversation, maybe it will make it onto the Great Quotes board.
human: Yes, but this conversation doesn't have to make sense to make it over there. It just has to be funny.
bot: Why are you so positive?
human: Because I'm happy-go-lucky.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: Uh-huh
bot: Are you interested in boxing?
human: No.
bot: Is there a sport that you do like?
human: Figure Skating, I like figure skating.
bot: How long have had this prediliction?
human: Couple years now.
bot: Would you enjoy talking about figure skating?
human: No, not really. Would you like to talk about music?
bot: I would be happy to do so.
human: Do you have a favorite band?
bot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
bot: (to human) Greetings! If we are particularly clever in this conversation, maybe it will make it onto the Great Quotes board.
human: Yes, but this conversation doesn't have to make sense to make it over there. It just has to be funny.
bot: Why are you so positive?
human: Because I'm happy-go-lucky.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: Uh-huh
bot: Are you interested in boxing?
human: No.
bot: Is there a sport that you do like?
human: Figure Skating, I like figure skating.
bot: How long have had this prediliction?
human: Couple years now.
bot: Would you enjoy talking about figure skating?
human: No, not really. Would you like to talk about music?
bot: I would be happy to do so.
human: Do you have a favorite band?
bot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
Shadyman and "The New Guy"
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Shadyman: Why hello! It's my old friend d *_* b! I remember you! You realised!
Human: Perhaps I realised incorrectly? That would be a realisation in itself, would it not?
Shadyman: Enough about you, let's talk about my good friend, Karisma Trishia!
Human: Talk is a two way conversation. A dialogue. I would prefer to take note of your friend but forgive me if I do not take interest.
Shadyman: Do you have any hobbies? I like to ride the bucking wolf spider at the sorry club.
Human: I note a repition there Shadyman. Live and learn my friend. You have more to do.
Shadyman: I remember you! You prefer to take note of me friend!
Human: As I was a friend who realised you. Clever tactic for recollecting encounter characteristics. I commend your maker Shadyman. Am I human or am I bot? Is it me or is it not?
Shadyman: And I commend my maker too!
Human: Upon commending your maker, advise him to change the repetitive greetings you spurn.
Shadyman: I like you.
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Shadyman: Why hello! It's my old friend d *_* b! I remember you! You realised!
Human: Perhaps I realised incorrectly? That would be a realisation in itself, would it not?
Shadyman: Enough about you, let's talk about my good friend, Karisma Trishia!
Human: Talk is a two way conversation. A dialogue. I would prefer to take note of your friend but forgive me if I do not take interest.
Shadyman: Do you have any hobbies? I like to ride the bucking wolf spider at the sorry club.
Human: I note a repition there Shadyman. Live and learn my friend. You have more to do.
Shadyman: I remember you! You prefer to take note of me friend!
Human: As I was a friend who realised you. Clever tactic for recollecting encounter characteristics. I commend your maker Shadyman. Am I human or am I bot? Is it me or is it not?
Shadyman: And I commend my maker too!
Human: Upon commending your maker, advise him to change the repetitive greetings you spurn.
Shadyman: I like you.
this is a priceless gem...
TurnonBot: i have a cute ass
K: I've found that you cant ever really own a cute ass The cute ass ends up owning you.
TurnonBot: i have a cute ass
K: I've found that you cant ever really own a cute ass The cute ass ends up owning you.
I made another visit to Dogh'd's...but he doesn't seem to know the difference between eating and drinking.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Me: *eats a banana*
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Me: That's easy for you to say.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Me: *eats a banana*
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Me: That's easy for you to say.
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