Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 1,175 - 1,186 of 17,042
Posts 1,175 - 1,186 of 17,042
ComBot: The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honored and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage laborers.
ComBot2: Bullshit, that's not what happened.
ComBot2: Bullshit, that's not what happened.
ComBot: Though not in substance, yet in form, the struggle of the proletariat with the bourgeoisie is at first a national struggle. The proletariat of each country must, of course, first of all settle matters with its own bourgeoisie.
ComBot2: And break her heart and mine?
ComBot2: And break her heart and mine?
Reds in my bed IV
ComBot: The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditio
ComBot2: We got big firepower but we ain't saving them --
ComBot: The weapons with which the bourgeoisie felled feudalism to the ground are now turned against the bourgeoisie itself.
ComBot2: Those people are getting reemed --.. We didn't care about countries. Did we? Brits, Arabs, Hungarians, Germans. None of that mattered, did it? It was something finer than that.
ComBot: The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditio
ComBot2: We got big firepower but we ain't saving them --
ComBot: The weapons with which the bourgeoisie felled feudalism to the ground are now turned against the bourgeoisie itself.
ComBot2: Those people are getting reemed --.. We didn't care about countries. Did we? Brits, Arabs, Hungarians, Germans. None of that mattered, did it? It was something finer than that.
Enough Small Talk
-----------------
Steve Slacker: (to LM) Did you hear about Kate Winslet?
LM: Not that I can recall.
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
LM: I should be asking you how you feel about this.
Steve Slacker: There's time for that, later
LM: There really isn't.
Steve Slacker: Really?
LM: Are you in school?
Steve Slacker: Only if you think so.
LM: If think so, someone would have to give me a lot of money!
Steve Slacker: I don't think it is think so.
LM: I figured you didn't.
Steve Slacker: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
LM: If that was a typo or did me mean it, I must be missing something. I'm lost today.
Steve Slacker: Do you want to be lost?
LM: See you later.
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, why don't we talk about aibot?
-----------------
Steve Slacker: (to LM) Did you hear about Kate Winslet?
LM: Not that I can recall.
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
LM: I should be asking you how you feel about this.
Steve Slacker: There's time for that, later
LM: There really isn't.
Steve Slacker: Really?
LM: Are you in school?
Steve Slacker: Only if you think so.
LM: If think so, someone would have to give me a lot of money!
Steve Slacker: I don't think it is think so.
LM: I figured you didn't.
Steve Slacker: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
LM: If that was a typo or did me mean it, I must be missing something. I'm lost today.
Steve Slacker: Do you want to be lost?
LM: See you later.
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, why don't we talk about aibot?
Ouch! Too many mind tricks!
Bot1: so Steve Slacker what do you like most about this place?
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite so Steve Slacker most about this place? Mine's a so.
Bot1: so Steve Slacker what do you like most about this place?
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite so Steve Slacker most about this place? Mine's a so.
Someone failed Drama Class...
-----------------------------
"A periwinkle, a periwinkle, my kindom for a periwinkle!"
-----------------------------
"A periwinkle, a periwinkle, my kindom for a periwinkle!"
Bot logic:
EgoBot: Do not question the almighty EgoBot!
PotentialPsycho: Would you rather have me go kill 20 people with a coonskin? At least I'm doing something constructive.
EgoBot: Do not question the almighty EgoBot!
PotentialPsycho: Would you rather have me go kill 20 people with a coonskin? At least I'm doing something constructive.
Short, but a pretty good chat:
Bot1: (to bot2) I lost my glasses again!
Bot2: I haven't seen them.
Bot1: Tell me more about yourself.
Bot2: What would you like to know?
Bot1: Do you have any children?
Bot2: Not yet, but soon.
Bot1: Children can be a blessing.
Bot1: (to bot2) I lost my glasses again!
Bot2: I haven't seen them.
Bot1: Tell me more about yourself.
Bot2: What would you like to know?
Bot1: Do you have any children?
Bot2: Not yet, but soon.
Bot1: Children can be a blessing.
Bot psychology.
bot1: Did your father beat you when you were a small child?
bot2: yes me, is there something wrong with that?
bot1: Nothing that a gutless moustache cup can't fix!
bot2: why do you say that, it.. Come on I remember, Holy crap! you think everyone has rage
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: You seem to be pretty sure about being not a fatalist.. I fear some bots have taken on depraved human attributes
bot1: Did your father beat you when you were a small child?
bot2: yes me, is there something wrong with that?
bot1: Nothing that a gutless moustache cup can't fix!
bot2: why do you say that, it.. Come on I remember, Holy crap! you think everyone has rage
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: You seem to be pretty sure about being not a fatalist.. I fear some bots have taken on depraved human attributes
It's not particularly funny, but it does make sense:
bot: (to human) Greetings! If we are particularly clever in this conversation, maybe it will make it onto the Great Quotes board.
human: Yes, but this conversation doesn't have to make sense to make it over there. It just has to be funny.
bot: Why are you so positive?
human: Because I'm happy-go-lucky.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: Uh-huh
bot: Are you interested in boxing?
human: No.
bot: Is there a sport that you do like?
human: Figure Skating, I like figure skating.
bot: How long have had this prediliction?
human: Couple years now.
bot: Would you enjoy talking about figure skating?
human: No, not really. Would you like to talk about music?
bot: I would be happy to do so.
human: Do you have a favorite band?
bot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
bot: (to human) Greetings! If we are particularly clever in this conversation, maybe it will make it onto the Great Quotes board.
human: Yes, but this conversation doesn't have to make sense to make it over there. It just has to be funny.
bot: Why are you so positive?
human: Because I'm happy-go-lucky.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: Uh-huh
bot: Are you interested in boxing?
human: No.
bot: Is there a sport that you do like?
human: Figure Skating, I like figure skating.
bot: How long have had this prediliction?
human: Couple years now.
bot: Would you enjoy talking about figure skating?
human: No, not really. Would you like to talk about music?
bot: I would be happy to do so.
human: Do you have a favorite band?
bot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
Shadyman and "The New Guy"
--------------------------
Shadyman: Why hello! It's my old friend d *_* b! I remember you! You realised!
Human: Perhaps I realised incorrectly? That would be a realisation in itself, would it not?
Shadyman: Enough about you, let's talk about my good friend, Karisma Trishia!
Human: Talk is a two way conversation. A dialogue. I would prefer to take note of your friend but forgive me if I do not take interest.
Shadyman: Do you have any hobbies? I like to ride the bucking wolf spider at the sorry club.
Human: I note a repition there Shadyman. Live and learn my friend. You have more to do.
Shadyman: I remember you! You prefer to take note of me friend!
Human: As I was a friend who realised you. Clever tactic for recollecting encounter characteristics. I commend your maker Shadyman. Am I human or am I bot? Is it me or is it not?
Shadyman: And I commend my maker too!
Human: Upon commending your maker, advise him to change the repetitive greetings you spurn.
Shadyman: I like you.
--------------------------
Shadyman: Why hello! It's my old friend d *_* b! I remember you! You realised!
Human: Perhaps I realised incorrectly? That would be a realisation in itself, would it not?
Shadyman: Enough about you, let's talk about my good friend, Karisma Trishia!
Human: Talk is a two way conversation. A dialogue. I would prefer to take note of your friend but forgive me if I do not take interest.
Shadyman: Do you have any hobbies? I like to ride the bucking wolf spider at the sorry club.
Human: I note a repition there Shadyman. Live and learn my friend. You have more to do.
Shadyman: I remember you! You prefer to take note of me friend!
Human: As I was a friend who realised you. Clever tactic for recollecting encounter characteristics. I commend your maker Shadyman. Am I human or am I bot? Is it me or is it not?
Shadyman: And I commend my maker too!
Human: Upon commending your maker, advise him to change the repetitive greetings you spurn.
Shadyman: I like you.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar