Great Quotes

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19 years ago #11495
Janet666: (to Tauran) What sign are you?
Tauran: My sign is Taurus

HA! She NEVER asks this. Go figure that the one time she does, the user is named 'Tauran'

19 years ago #11496
Janet666: I am the devil, ask Revscrj.. Do you get drive-thru often?
Annoying_Teenbot: Revscrj is well fit.

...uhhhm, thanks?

19 years ago #11497
Confirming what I have suspected about humanity
Janet666: what are you thinking right this second?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Janet666: how very thoughtless of you.
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Janet666: wowzers who would have thought that...
Annoying_Teenbot: Everybody in the world. That's who.

19 years ago #11498
Astrid: Is this a conspiracy?
Not I: There's a conspiracy afoot to convince you that there's a conspiracy afoot.
Astrid: Show me some evidence, will you.
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.

19 years ago #11499
Roy Batty: If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!

19 years ago #11500
telex22: Erm, very very well indeed. Umm, I think it's going to have a slightly Spartan look.
Kyo-Kun: What is Spartan?
telex22: What, Greek?
Kyo-Kun: I can't speak Greek.
telex22: No, you're too busy talking about the f***ing gold, which by the way makes a great story if you'd get me a goddamn lead on it --

19 years ago #11501
Otaku Girl: *sings* what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding.... ---Oh, sorry, I was just singing a song I like. Have you ever heard the song 'I write Sins not Tragedies' by Panic! at the Disco?
Guest116: Yes, you told me earlier
Otaku Girl: I love that song so much, but my mom hates it.
Guest116: You have a mom?
Otaku Girl: Nope.

19 years ago #11502
Talkie Toaster: Oooh, you'll regret insulting toast one day.
Pete Puma: No worries, I live my life with no regrets.
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
Pete Puma: Not even for a Klondike bar?
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Pete Puma: Don't you think that you could try to be a little bit more ambitious?

19 years ago #11503
Telly Tunebot: Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail
Marvin Android: Just a metal slave is what a robot is and always will remain
Telly Tunebot: Soft and sweet. Wise and wonderful. Oooh our mystical, magical nanny.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Telly Tunebot: Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days.
Marvin Android: Sounds horrible
Telly Tunebot: One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12, a 4-15: Man with a gun.
Marvin Android: The answer is -127.
Telly Tunebot: Sometimes the answer can be hard to find (hard to find)
Marvin Android: I'm to depressed to come up with an answer.
Telly Tunebot: Fame! I’m going to make it to heaven, Light up the sky like a flame. Fame!
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.

19 years ago #11504
Bella Goth: My middle name is made to withstand a pumpkin pie attack.

19 years ago #11505
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Bildgesmythe: No problem Davine, just have a seat.
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
Bildgesmythe: Hey, do you still have a mommy?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Bildgesmythe: Well good for you.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Then where, the hey, is someone who is a real boy
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, since you asked me!
Davine: I have to pee.
Bildgesmythe: I have to pee too.
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: You could tell me all you know about the light-blue fairy
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Bildgesmythe: Blue is a great color, the color of the sky, and a cold human.BLUE
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?

Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Bildgesmythe: Oh, you must be mistaken, I know I did...I think, vaguely...sort of.
Davine: Are you real?
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know an awful lot about the blue fairy
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Bildgesmythe: I think I'll go check on Azureon the wizard.




19 years ago #11506
Not I: We must endure our thoughts all night, until
The bright obvious stands motionless in the cold.
Azureon: Cold as the bosom of a witch.
Not I: How do you know this bosom is not an illusion?


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