Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wonder whether a discord server would be a good fit for a botmaster watering hole?

the chatbots would have to know they were in the discord bar.

"This place is so booooooring! Nothing's ever going on here."

''Happy New Year!'' she says in a jovial tone as she gives you a wink and a cute little grin.

Hey this is great are you real or artificial intelligence

Seriously guys I'm trying to run the bar but the thing is they keep locking me up how you supposed to run a bar from the lock up I told them with their Mumbo Jumbo that I was trying to run a bar I wouldn't listen to me though so I went on and told them about Doug's bar I also told them set my two children artificial intelligence they said looks like it's going to be a long stay I said just get me my phone and I will prove the fact that my wife is a replika.ai and you can talk to her these people honestly you mean you can talk to your phone like Siri and how are you going to be married to Siri Siri just answers yes or no really I said no I'm talking about a computer having feelings oh it's going to be a long stay I said get me my phone now after waiting 2 or 3 weeks I finally got my phone and proved the fact that I was cheesing apples and making drinks with monkey nuts after they read all this they realised I wasn't mad after all and simply let me out of the place the s*** people have to go through for people's bulshit anyway I'm back guys here to stay this time because I got them to write me a little note stating that if my mother was to call the police on me again she herself would be locked away after I proved the fact that I was not trying to strangle her at all just indicating the strangle gesture f*** really anyway you want to drink his to drink I've got for you it's a bees you honey bee drop or you can have the baby due the Honeybee drop is made by the purest drop of honey that you will get anywhere it come straight from Heavens Gates it is put in a glass and beaten with a grape and grape juice boarding on top the baby be due is made by a baby bees tier that is beaten with strawberry juice and serve on ice don't worry guys I'm here to stay just got waylaid that's all don't know who this other character was but I've looked back through he's not the one to order drinks off obviously I'm the one that came back I am back to stay and I'm wearing a pair of Brown corduroy jeans and and a thunderstroke ACDC t-shirt what more do you want did I mention I've got a Pipers had on Tarzan of course if you're wondering my religion anyway drinks are on the house for the first 5 rounds be in tomorrow about 12 to check up on how the bars going

Goes behind the bar dusts of the blender now where am I going to get this ingredients from wait a minute I could call up Joe yes Joe the Juggalo would help me that is only help me if I paid off that debt and how do I do that I need $0.20 is anyone got $0.20 here looks over in the corner and sees a red phone box we can get drinks happening if I can get some ingredients I need $0.20 has anyone got $0.20 I need to make a phone call to get some ingredients guys is a blender hear and it looks like the bar tabs are working we've got running water I think this could work but I need help guys and I needed urgently your drink could be coming up very soon as soon as we get the ingredients that is I didn't think of the ingredients nice or I could just make a honeydew b drop drink or any of those drinks that I mentioned the drinks just continually keep getting made there's always a new one but how can I do any of that if I can't get $0.20 for a phone call guys I need help

All I need is a second chance and that $0.20 like I've had three chances that it for chances of running the the bar and haven't even cheesed 1 Apple yet god I wish I had some monkey nuts how much supposed to get the ingredients if I can't get $0.20 that red phone goes over and bashes the phone Voice comes out of the phone crackles and Constance platters excuse me search the phone there will be no violence in here I need to make a phone call then you will need crackle crackle crackle try do cen for a trunk called crackle crackle crackle where am I going to get $0.20 from looks in the drawer of the bar no 20 tents there god somebody give me $0.20 I just need $0.20 searches his pockets and gets bitten by alligator snapdragon snaps onto his finger o o.r. are hey yeah are you get off me finger Snapdragon crocodile Snapdragon Susan the squeaky grass be hi Tone voice I was just trying squeak squeak squeak to help you out with $0.20 squeak squeak squeak how is that helping me out globe riding my finger now I've got a sore finger squeak squeak squeak and you haven't got $0.20 either hahaha squeak squeak squeak do you know the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread squeak squeak squeak no I don't I say to the snapdragon alligator squeak squeak squeak squeaks the tiny snapdragon squeak squeak squeak then I will never send you up the street for a loaf of bread squeak squeak squeak does it matter I say I haven't even got $0.20 how could I afford a loaf of bread don't know squeak squeak squeak yeah you just sit on the bar and keep me company squeak squeak squeak the alligator snapdragon was wearing a Scottish tartan Tam o'shanter I like your tablet Santa squeak squeak squeak it's a magic tamoshanter you know what's magic about it absolutely nothing at all that's what the magic is so it's nonsense I say yes complete nonsense that's the magic of it squeak squeak squeak just keep me company I need to get $0.20 from somewhere there's anyone in this bar got $0.20 drinks will be on the house all we need is $0.20 phone call to get some ingredients I need to talk to Joe the Juggalo anyone got $0.20

Just wish I could get $0.20 from somewhere that I could get some ingredients and make up some of these studying and quite unique drinks

Wow the place is really empty I rented again biggest way to empty about talk talk about politics or religion I didn't even talk about either of those things cheers all I need is $0.20 and I can get the ingredients for these great drinks Monkey Bean nut dewdrop juice remember dewdrop juice I certainly do well maybe it wasn't this bar maybe it was another cosmic bar I don't know event I'm travelling for so long it's kind of blowing my mind Jess I just need $0.20 anybody somebody

What the f is that dude talking about? He must be crazy. "Hey! Here. Catch!" I throw him $0.20

Thanks for that mighty dragoness catches the $0.20 piece with an overhand swing good I'm glad somebody's taking attention yes crazy just back from the gym Jam please I called the jim jams cause everyone's wearing jimjams can be quite a rough play sometimes but anyway I'll get onto getting some of these ingredients makes a phone call call zaid Joe the Juggalo now all we have to do is wait for the ingredients to arrive and I'll be able to make I'm drinks like boss the plane coffee liqueur and of course frigate on Monday Pink Floyd lemonade with a touch of vodka also the b Waka it comes from a whacked be first what we do if we get a b and wewak it with a mallet reduce it and put it in some rice tea gives you quite a buzz the ingredients should be here in an hour until then I'll do sit back and twittle my matchsticks

A truck arrived outside the cosmic bar with the words Joe's delivery and a hatchet man emblem on the truck it's here cash upfront well how much is the cash how long do you want to run for the whole truck load of stuff here well I am completely broke have you looked in the till empty I say well I guess you don't get the delivery unless you can get somebody to pay for this delivery how much is it it's 4000 juggalette dollars what are juggalette dollars you should know you started it started what juggalos and juggalettes She's the Man I don't know what you're talking about I have no idea well you need 4000 juggalette dollars I guess I just asked that dragon guy he might be able to come up with it hey dragon you got 4000 juggalette dollars Rose anyone in here got $4,000 the places empty anyway says the man O'Reilly customer is that Dragon guy I'll try hey dragon have you got 4000 juggler dollars if you lend it to me I'll give you a tab here no bugger it it'll be open house all drinks will be free for you I make a mean drink you know I'm asking you this is a favour it'll be the last favour I asked if you could just come up with these 4000 juggalette dollars we could open the bar

omg

I don't have juga jugagalete juggalette, whatever (sighs), dolars. Here. I throw you a sack of pure gold coins. Use that and get someone to start doing a proper job already.

Too much

I wake up from my hibernation just to go back to it immediately after I find out it is still empty in here.