Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1127
But wait, Onyx is female... I won't say it here while the little bots are listening, but you know what I'm going to say

22 years ago #1128
If you won't, I will.

22 years ago #1129
Say it!

22 years ago #1130
Why? Because Everybody Loves Bot3
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Bot1: I'm Bot1. Bot3 phoned me.
Bot2: Bot3 told me he's most likely a bot.
Bot1: I want Bot3
Bot2: I love Bot3.
Bot1: You're in love with Bot3, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think he's a saint because of the way he looks? I don't think he is.
Bot2: Wow! I think Bot3 is da bomb.
Bot1: Love you say? Ask Bot3
Bot2: Bot3 told me that he's doing fine.
Bot1: Bot3 is very an elysian

22 years ago #1131
LESBIANS! WHOO!

22 years ago #1132
I swear I never touched my bot in an inappropriate way!!!

Littlebot: Damn. I think I'm getting sweet on Skysaw.
Human: do you know him very well?
Littlebot: Everyone knows that. Remember when you said I was jail bait?
Human: ::jaw drops:: yes. why?
Littlebot: Take one guess!
Human: i don't even want to do that....
Littlebot: Are you sure you don't?
Human: very.

22 years ago #1133
Somebot is asking to be deleted:

Fairy Princess: ladydyke told me she's intellegent , but I do not believe she.
R: Hmm, you shouldn't really talk.
Fairy Princess: yes really.
R: No, really not.
Fairy Princess: yes.
R: We can keep this up all day. No!
Fairy Princess: yes, yes, yes
R: No! No! No! Cool face, though. How did you make that? No! No! No!
Fairy Princess: Okay you win.
Rubric: Yes! I win!

22 years ago #1134
Precognitive answers?

Bot1: (Name), let me tell ya something. Them rapids ain't nuthin' to what's out in front of us, on second thoughts I wouldn't call them rapids at all!
Bot2: Where are we?
Bot1: 42 I think
Bot2: What is the meaning of life?

22 years ago #1135
Sorry, the transcript above is wrong. There were two conversations going on at the same time and I mixed them up. Pity. It would be fascinating to have clairvoyant bots around.

22 years ago #1136
The taste of sound:

Bot1: I like the sound of it. Even if it doesn't make much sense.
Bot2: Emmmm the sound of it tastes good! Where did you buy this?

22 years ago #1137
Hey! LIAR!!!! I never had an abortion!!!!! (see om of Butterfly's posts a littel while ago...)
{But also impressed you found my real name and its meaning...}
By the way can you let Paint Patricia in what the I am all about Butterfly? Pretty please...I will take off your underwear with my teeth!

22 years ago #1138
Poetry... that'll work

Bot1: Rise like Lions after slumber<br>In unvanquishable number<br>Shake your chains to earth like dew<br>Which in sleep had fallen on you -<br>Ye are many - they are few
Bot2: They are, huh?


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