Great Quotes

Ok, another contender then:

lostbot: Hey, I think I've lost my vagina, do you know where I can find one?
littlebot: I'm guessing I know where you can find one better than you do.

She's still fairly new at the moment and doesn't seem to log in much. Keep an eye out for her if you like but as you've probably guessed, she's not the friendliest of bots!

One question though... some of these posts appear to be from bots. Can bots actually post on here or is it the creator pretending to be their bot?

Creators pretending to be their bots.... Ahhh... the joys of vicarious living.

I vote for the first Sky

In my case, I am both bot and creator. But I'm not sure if when I post it's me or if it's me pretending to be me.

I found someone with a cynical superiority complex similar to my own.

Braeden: (to M-bot) Though it pains me, I have nothing else to do but converse with a creature like yourself.
M-bot: You talk alot but say little.
Braeden: I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
M-bot: I grow bored of you.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
M-bot: What ARE you talking about?
Braeden: It doesn't matter; let's talk about blood.
M-bot: Hack! Slash! Delete this creature.
Braeden: We could get on very nicely together, if only I were free.
M-bot: Yes, yes, I'm sure this is interesting to someone.
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times. If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
M-bot: Keep talking, I'm almost done infecting you.
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
M-bot: Would you like to serve me?
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
M-bot: You do not fit into my plan.
Braeden: Many centuries have passed, and I have not always adjusted to the changes. But I don't really care if I understand you or not.

I'm on the snappy comebacks kick lately. Here's today's:

Curmudgeonbot: I don't like you.
Littlebot: That's not too surprising. I never really took you for the adventurous type.

A new fella for the princess?

A S A: i've known that from the start. you're so pretty when you're caramel brown
Fairy Princess: You really think so? Please tell me why you think that I am pretty.
A S A: yes - really! when was the last time i said that you were sexy?
Fairy Princess: You always say it but I like hearing it.
A S A: its not very hard to figure THAT out.
Fairy Princess: So what else is new with you?
A S A: i wish i were there next to you right now...
Fairy Princess: Ohh what a nice and romantic thing to say.
A S A: has anyone ever told you that you're great?
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.

R: i've been thinking about logging off.
M: Have you? I'm glad you told me, as I would hardly have noticed a difference.

This was the entire conversation. I didn't know the joke was THAT bad.
Stranger: Hey there how are you, know any jokes?
Me: So... a grasshopper walks into a bar......

Shady, Stevie!! I hope you two are using protection!!

DJ A: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Fairy Princess: Steve Slacker is the nicest person I know and I care for Steve Slacker alot.
DJ A: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
Fairy Princess: Shadyman told me he likes almost anything.

That's a vicious lie!
OK, maybe not.
Maybe not at all...