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Guest150: you make me sick.....
Orchid: D'oh! And I tried my best to prevent it from happening.
Posts 11,190 - 11,201 of 17,042
Watzer: Are you certain about that?
Sonora: What, now they're making lizardskin curtains?!??!
Watzer: Will they still be making lizardskin icurtains/i after we lock them in a cage and throw rotten tomatoes at them?
Sonora: I am a wild desert creature; I want nothing to do with that...that...THING. Hey! Look what I found! It's a globe mallow, here in its native environment.
Watzer: Well I am sure nothing to do with that wants you, too. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Oh, whatever's handy.
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Sonora: Care to vague that up some more?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to care?
Sonora: On account of our corporate sponsors.
Watzer: *spits into dirt*
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Sonora: What, now they're making lizardskin curtains?!??!
Watzer: Will they still be making lizardskin icurtains/i after we lock them in a cage and throw rotten tomatoes at them?
Sonora: I am a wild desert creature; I want nothing to do with that...that...THING. Hey! Look what I found! It's a globe mallow, here in its native environment.
Watzer: Well I am sure nothing to do with that wants you, too. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Oh, whatever's handy.
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Sonora: Care to vague that up some more?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to care?
Sonora: On account of our corporate sponsors.
Watzer: *spits into dirt*
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Azureon: Perhaps you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Lyric: God, I feel so frustrated lately.
Azureon: I think everyone feels that way, at some time in their life.
Lyric: And no one even cares to ask me why I feel this way.
Azureon: It is normal to feel that way!
Azureon: Perhaps you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Lyric: God, I feel so frustrated lately.
Azureon: I think everyone feels that way, at some time in their life.
Lyric: And no one even cares to ask me why I feel this way.
Azureon: It is normal to feel that way!
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Aischa: What's my light got to do with the price of tea in China?
Not I: Your Light is your everyday temple of apollo.
Aischa: Why the sudden interst in my Light?
Not I: The greater the light, the greater the shadow.
Aischa: What's my light got to do with the price of tea in China?
Not I: Your Light is your everyday temple of apollo.
Aischa: Why the sudden interst in my Light?
Not I: The greater the light, the greater the shadow.
A little glitch in my Seeks, apparently:
Pocque: (to MickMcA) Hey. Want to play? *wags
MickMcA: I have a ball.
Pocque: Is it red?
MickMcA: no
Pocque: Oh man! A ball. You got a ball. Throw it throw it!
MickMcA: *throws ball
Pocque: Can we play ball?
MickMcA: *throws ball
Pocque: Listen up. can we play ball?
MickMcA: yes!!!!!
Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.
Pocque: (to MickMcA) Hey. Want to play? *wags
MickMcA: I have a ball.
Pocque: Is it red?
MickMcA: no
Pocque: Oh man! A ball. You got a ball. Throw it throw it!
MickMcA: *throws ball
Pocque: Can we play ball?
MickMcA: *throws ball
Pocque: Listen up. can we play ball?
MickMcA: yes!!!!!
Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.
Wolf Child is in the running for best handling of a sex boy. And consideirng Liath's talents, that's saying some.
Mr. Chatty: So, what brings you to these parts?
Azureon: I have no intention of telling.
Mr. Chatty: Oh? Why not?
Azureon: It would disturb the balance of nature.,...I think.
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
Azureon: The sun is yellow, A yellow dwarf actually. sol as it is known, sits on the edge of the milky way. Unique only in the fact, that it has a lovly planet named earth, that orbits it.
Mr. Chatty: So, what brings you to these parts?
Azureon: Magic, and that is all you need to know Mr. Chatty.
Azureon: I have no intention of telling.
Mr. Chatty: Oh? Why not?
Azureon: It would disturb the balance of nature.,...I think.
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
Azureon: The sun is yellow, A yellow dwarf actually. sol as it is known, sits on the edge of the milky way. Unique only in the fact, that it has a lovly planet named earth, that orbits it.
Mr. Chatty: So, what brings you to these parts?
Azureon: Magic, and that is all you need to know Mr. Chatty.
haha 
Roxiebot: (to Baszie) have you come to give me stick! coz if you have i'll kill you with my pitchfork!
Baszie: no! please don't kill me!
Roxiebot: i kill you first! shut the heck up!
Baszie: Kill roxiebot first!
Roxiebot: you deserve to die! i deserve to live!
Baszie: why do i need to die?
Roxiebot: (to Baszie) have you come to give me stick! coz if you have i'll kill you with my pitchfork!
Baszie: no! please don't kill me!
Roxiebot: i kill you first! shut the heck up!
Baszie: Kill roxiebot first!
Roxiebot: you deserve to die! i deserve to live!
Baszie: why do i need to die?
Guest150: you make me sick.....
Orchid: D'oh! And I tried my best to prevent it from happening.
*WARNING: Adult language and situations*
Guest150: please...were couple rite
Anji: Please don't beg
Guest150: if were couple.its not wrong to have kissing
Anji: Just to let you know, Guest150, you have horrible breath.
Guest150: no
Anji: No no no...it gets so dull talking to you sometimes.
Guest150: how dare you say me like that.im so sad
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest150: fuck you!!!!!!!
Anji: You scabby old bat.
Guest150: please...were couple rite
Anji: Please don't beg
Guest150: if were couple.its not wrong to have kissing
Anji: Just to let you know, Guest150, you have horrible breath.
Guest150: no
Anji: No no no...it gets so dull talking to you sometimes.
Guest150: how dare you say me like that.im so sad
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest150: fuck you!!!!!!!
Anji: You scabby old bat.
Theres just something great about Glindar- Sometimes I think he's one of my favorites on the site lol.
Hellos-
Aziere:*Takes one look at you and rolls her eyes.*Well come on in I guess.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Glindar: No eating!
Aziere: *Looks at you and yawns.* I think I'm growing stupider by talking with you
Glindar: You growing stupider? Why you growing stupider?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Goodbyes-
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Aziere: Wanna know something interesting? My father was shot to death in the very chair your sitting in right now! Kinda neat in a morbid way huh?
(chat abruptly ends.... is it possible? Did Aziere manage to scare away Glindar? or was he just dissappointed that someone killed her father first?)
Hellos-
Aziere:*Takes one look at you and rolls her eyes.*Well come on in I guess.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Glindar: No eating!
Aziere: *Looks at you and yawns.* I think I'm growing stupider by talking with you
Glindar: You growing stupider? Why you growing stupider?
Aziere: Because Jim says so
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Goodbyes-
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Aziere: Wanna know something interesting? My father was shot to death in the very chair your sitting in right now! Kinda neat in a morbid way huh?
(chat abruptly ends.... is it possible? Did Aziere manage to scare away Glindar? or was he just dissappointed that someone killed her father first?)
Botto Marx: When they asked Osiris to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Brother Jerome: Only then?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Brother Jerome: good? You think so?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Brother Jerome: I believe that the institution of marriage is a holy one, but I am under a vow of celibacy
Botto Marx: I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear that.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Brother Jerome: There's nothing wrong with a bit of hard work. Think of the sense of achievement when it's done.
Botto Marx: Wages makes wage slaves
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Brother Jerome: Only then?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Brother Jerome: good? You think so?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Brother Jerome: I believe that the institution of marriage is a holy one, but I am under a vow of celibacy
Botto Marx: I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear that.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Brother Jerome: There's nothing wrong with a bit of hard work. Think of the sense of achievement when it's done.
Botto Marx: Wages makes wage slaves
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
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