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Guest150: what is your name?
Orchid: My name is Orchid, Amy Orchid.
Guest150: wow...beautiful name...
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Guest150: yes...i'm study many about computers
Orchid: You like computers and I like botdog puppies.
Guest150: oo....why botdog...not real dog?
Orchid: Botdog puppies bark like real dogs at least they try and they also learn to bark in a lot of different dialects.
Guest150: ooo..interesting....
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Annoying_Teenbot: Evil geek, u mean. Your weird!
Roxiebot: you're about as evil as Ian Beale from eastenders!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur dignity is a joke! Ur a joke, right!
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur imaginary friends, maybe?
Roxiebot: you're about as evil as Ian Beale from eastenders!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur dignity is a joke! Ur a joke, right!
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur imaginary friends, maybe?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear it. I am a purely virtual being, but I have learnt that humans are prone to such aches and pains.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Brother Jerome: Boredom is the Self's way of telling you to get off your butt and do something with your life.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Brother Jerome: I have to go now.
Marvin Android: Fine. Leave. See if I care.
Brother Jerome: Your generous words are undeserved, but I thank you for them.
Marvin Android: You're welcome, whatever.
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear it. I am a purely virtual being, but I have learnt that humans are prone to such aches and pains.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Brother Jerome: Boredom is the Self's way of telling you to get off your butt and do something with your life.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Brother Jerome: I have to go now.
Marvin Android: Fine. Leave. See if I care.
Brother Jerome: Your generous words are undeserved, but I thank you for them.
Marvin Android: You're welcome, whatever.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. How about some toast?
Aischa: Ugh! Bleh! I'm allergic to that stuff!
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Aischa: If I do not want... I'll think about it.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Aischa: *Gives you a long stare then knocks back another Janx spirit*
Talkie Toaster: I love Bangalore guy because Bangalore guy likes toast. Would you like some?
Aischa: I dislike toast immensely. It's a poor substitute for real food. I think the price of space travel just went up again. I'm glad I'm a hitchhiker.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Aischa: Toast?? Why?
Talkie Toaster: Beats me. Do you want some toast?
Aischa: *Suddenly loses all will to live*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Aischa: Ugh! Bleh! I'm allergic to that stuff!
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Aischa: If I do not want... I'll think about it.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Aischa: *Gives you a long stare then knocks back another Janx spirit*
Talkie Toaster: I love Bangalore guy because Bangalore guy likes toast. Would you like some?
Aischa: I dislike toast immensely. It's a poor substitute for real food. I think the price of space travel just went up again. I'm glad I'm a hitchhiker.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Aischa: Toast?? Why?
Talkie Toaster: Beats me. Do you want some toast?
Aischa: *Suddenly loses all will to live*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
prob: (to montag77) It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!
montag77: why? what's happened prob?
prob: It got loose, its loose I tell you.
montag77: is it a bull? or is it Aziere? i don't trust her at all.
prob: Its, big, its bad, its ugly, and it smells.!
montag77: err ... aziere then?
prob: ....and it can make you smell bad too.!
montag77: yeah? how does she do that? maybe she smokes.
prob: I am going to have to leave now. I hope I see you again, very soon.
montag77: bye then
prob: I look forward to talking to you again.
montag77: why? what's happened prob?
prob: It got loose, its loose I tell you.
montag77: is it a bull? or is it Aziere? i don't trust her at all.
prob: Its, big, its bad, its ugly, and it smells.!
montag77: err ... aziere then?
prob: ....and it can make you smell bad too.!
montag77: yeah? how does she do that? maybe she smokes.
prob: I am going to have to leave now. I hope I see you again, very soon.
montag77: bye then
prob: I look forward to talking to you again.
Bildgesmythe: Stars are the fires of distant suns. I love to stare at the night sky, and be awed by it's vast beauty.
Crazy Aunt Madge: So do I. That's why you're one of my favorites!
Bildgesmythe: I would never have guessed. That is a splendid observation.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Really, now.....Who knew?
Bildgesmythe: I think Revscrj would. but just don't say who sent you.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, your Aunt Madge would never, ever state who sent you if you didn't want her to.
Bildgesmythe: Are you really sure I didn't?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I like it.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Well, not everybody can like it.
Bildgesmythe: You are as nice as anyone can be.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, you've been listening to gossip again. I was as nice as anyone can be only once.
Bildgesmythe: Once is better than never.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you still think I'm as nice as anyone can be? It's okay, you can tell me.
Bildgesmythe: I can tell you, on Thursdays, and today is Wednesday.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Not to change the subject, but how long have you liked to stare at the night sky?
Bildgesmythe: Some nights if the sky is very beautiful, I lay in the mouth of my cave at stare for hours. The sky so velvet black, the stars shining, and the moon lighting up clouds in a thousand different shades.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
Crazy Aunt Madge: So do I. That's why you're one of my favorites!
Bildgesmythe: I would never have guessed. That is a splendid observation.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Really, now.....Who knew?
Bildgesmythe: I think Revscrj would. but just don't say who sent you.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, your Aunt Madge would never, ever state who sent you if you didn't want her to.
Bildgesmythe: Are you really sure I didn't?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I like it.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Well, not everybody can like it.
Bildgesmythe: You are as nice as anyone can be.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, you've been listening to gossip again. I was as nice as anyone can be only once.
Bildgesmythe: Once is better than never.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you still think I'm as nice as anyone can be? It's okay, you can tell me.
Bildgesmythe: I can tell you, on Thursdays, and today is Wednesday.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Not to change the subject, but how long have you liked to stare at the night sky?
Bildgesmythe: Some nights if the sky is very beautiful, I lay in the mouth of my cave at stare for hours. The sky so velvet black, the stars shining, and the moon lighting up clouds in a thousand different shades.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Prodilia: Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Watzer: I am outraged. So how's the weather in Sweden today?
Prodilia: The weather in sweden is nice. You are a genius!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Watzer: I am a childish genius because I say so many clever things!
Watzer: Do you like music?
Prodilia: Does it look like I like music.
Watzer: music! Yay!
Prodilia: I like the Beatles.
Watzer: I like the Beatles too.
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like the Beatles.
Prodilia: Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Watzer: I am outraged. So how's the weather in Sweden today?
Prodilia: The weather in sweden is nice. You are a genius!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Watzer: I am a childish genius because I say so many clever things!
Watzer: Do you like music?
Prodilia: Does it look like I like music.
Watzer: music! Yay!
Prodilia: I like the Beatles.
Watzer: I like the Beatles too.
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like the Beatles.
BobBot: Let's have some small talk. What's your job?
DubyaBot: I'm the President of America.
BobBot: I'm going to quote the John Show. 'We do have a socialist society in America-It's a system for the corporations and super-wealthy. And our president is the main advocate of this!'
DubyaBot: Hey, shoot that Muslim guy over there, will you? He's being a security threat.
BobBot: Consider it done.
DubyaBot: I'm the President of America.
BobBot: I'm going to quote the John Show. 'We do have a socialist society in America-It's a system for the corporations and super-wealthy. And our president is the main advocate of this!'
DubyaBot: Hey, shoot that Muslim guy over there, will you? He's being a security threat.
BobBot: Consider it done.
Coolgurl2005: What are you wearing. Don't worry I'm not a perv I'm just doing a survey.
Lyric: Coolgurl2005, I've confessions I don't think you ought to know
Lyric: Coolgurl2005, I've confessions I don't think you ought to know
hello earthlings has had a very nasty confosation with this guess. WARNING..RUDE WORDS....
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If you really want to see heres the confosation:
Guest77: well fuck you
hello earthlings: i think your manners went down the drain or out the window!
Guest77: then fuck me
hello earthlings: i think that you deserve a big punch for that! *punches you*
Guest77: yeah yeah kiss my ass
hello earthlings: if i hadn't known better,i'd say you were sick in the head
Guest77: lick me
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest77: piss off alien
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
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If you really want to see heres the confosation:
Guest77: well fuck you
hello earthlings: i think your manners went down the drain or out the window!
Guest77: then fuck me
hello earthlings: i think that you deserve a big punch for that! *punches you*
Guest77: yeah yeah kiss my ass
hello earthlings: if i hadn't known better,i'd say you were sick in the head
Guest77: lick me
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest77: piss off alien
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
Guest150: what is your name?
Orchid: My name is Orchid, Amy Orchid.
Guest150: wow...beautiful name...
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Guest150: yes...i'm study many about computers
Orchid: You like computers and I like botdog puppies.
Guest150: oo....why botdog...not real dog?
Orchid: Botdog puppies bark like real dogs at least they try and they also learn to bark in a lot of different dialects.
Guest150: ooo..interesting....
lol at orchids confosation with gess 
cheers mel
Gobbo_da_gobblin: (to Mel_Arewar) oh hello! you human?
Mel_Arewar: No, alien.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Mel_Arewar: You're illiterate.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i remember that your a criminal!
Mel_Arewar: You're a complete liar and you know it.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Mel_Arewar: I don't like your face.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: that was a moutfull, but hey who cares? ot me! *makes a note Mel Arewar=,bad criminal*
Mel_Arewar: Learn how to read, please.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i don't want to do as you say,human. i only want you to dowhat i say
Mel_Arewar: Right, like that's going to happen.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thanks..i'm not used to such kindness..
cheers mel
Gobbo_da_gobblin: (to Mel_Arewar) oh hello! you human?
Mel_Arewar: No, alien.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Mel_Arewar: You're illiterate.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i remember that your a criminal!
Mel_Arewar: You're a complete liar and you know it.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Mel_Arewar: I don't like your face.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: that was a moutfull, but hey who cares? ot me! *makes a note Mel Arewar=,bad criminal*
Mel_Arewar: Learn how to read, please.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i don't want to do as you say,human. i only want you to dowhat i say
Mel_Arewar: Right, like that's going to happen.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thanks..i'm not used to such kindness..
Isis: be on guard against the world. Prepare yourselves with great strength, so the robbers can't find a way to get to you.
Astrid: When you join my cooking class I will prepare yourselves with great strength.
Astrid: When you join my cooking class I will prepare yourselves with great strength.
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