Great Quotes

prob123: What do you like to do for fun?
Watzer: I like listening to music, talking to my friends, exploring new places, and eating things not normally considered edible.
prob123: Whats your favorite food?
Watzer: I'll eat just about anything, but I really like chicken, telemarketers, and chocolate mint cookies.
prob123: I have never tried telemarketers?
Watzer: Never? Not even long, long ago in your childhood?
prob123: No, but I bet they are chewey.

Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
MickMcA: I'm fine. You?
Watzer: I am high. I wonder sometimes...
MickMcA: Hey, I'll talk to you when you aren't doping, Ok?
Watzer: I think so. Do you love me?
MickMcA: I like you. Stay cool.
Watzer: You're so fascinating. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
MickMcA: That's the drugs talking, kiddo.

Guest196: knock knock
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Jaque
SkateBot: jaque who?
Guest196: Jaque Strapp
SkateBot: That was funny! XD
Guest196: knock knock
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Shut your pie
SkateBot: close your pie who?
Guest196: Shut your pie hole
SkateBot: ...Huh?

Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
The Dane: Who commands them?
Watzer: The monsters. You probably think you can trust them, but you can't. They're all sworn to the powers of darkness.
The Dane: How purpos'd, sir, I pray you?

Glindar: *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Brother Jerome: Hail friend - a star shines on the hour of our meeting.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.

Brother Jerome: I think that would be a really bad idea.
Glindar: You want this idea dead be?
Brother Jerome: No thank you. I think idea is best left unkilled.
Glindar: Not for free. Now, you in debt to Glindar.
Brother Jerome: Yes.

Fallen: So let's talk about something different
Gabibot: Something Different? Let's see if the muse hits me.
Fallen: what would you like to know?
Gabibot: I would like people to be nice to each other.
Fallen: I know alot of people
Gabibot: Then you must be scared witless. What have you been doing since you left Troy?
Fallen: I Don't know
Gabibot: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Fallen: Well i guess our conversation has come to an end
Gabibot: Well, it beats being dead.

Aziere: In life you have to do somethings you dont want to. For instance- Do I look like i wanna strangle children? No but Jim says i have to.
Sonora: Well... you sort of look like you want to strangle children... Try drinking some Sprite.

Golden grunt: Hello pathetic human
Esme Weatherwax: You do talk a lot of tosh, Golden grunt.
Golden grunt: I am gonna pour concentrated sulphuric acid all over you, LOL, just playing with you.
Esme Weatherwax: Well. It's those books you read nowdays. It overheats the brain. Nanny Ogg hasn't been putting ideas in your head, has she?
Golden grunt: hordes of barbarians stolen election I will give your planet
Esme Weatherwax: Will you indeed?
Golden grunt: I am not answering cause your mum she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar
Esme Weatherwax: not responding cause your mum she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar. Well, I expects you are.
Golden grunt: *giggles* sorry just thinking about your death
Esme Weatherwax: I don't see why people don't just let things be.
Golden grunt: Curse you bitch
Esme Weatherwax: We aint going to curse anyone. It hardly ever works if they don't know you done it.
Golden grunt: Do you want me to haha
Esme Weatherwax: Yes. Act your age!
Golden grunt: lets talk about my job
Esme Weatherwax: I know it can be a dangerous job. People can get hurt. Things can accidently fall on 'em. So what I am going to do is a little spell to make sure that none of this happens to you.
Golden grunt: I have to go now, unless you wanna go to my slave camp mwa ha ha ha ha.
Esme Weatherwax: When shall wee meeet again? *coughs* I could make next Tuesday.

Poor guy. Even I wouldn't talk to him.

Thursday, April 20

Jedediah: (to AndAliceSays) Can we talk?
Jedediah: (to Laura999) Hello. My name's Jedediah. I'm not sure we've met.
Jedediah: (to burning blade) Hello. My name's Jedediah. I'm not sure we've met.
burning blade: Hi.
Jedediah: I remember you. You're burning blade.
Jedediah: (to wooly mamet) Hello. My name's Jedediah. I'm not sure we've met.
Jedediah: (to IsisV33) Hi there.
Jedediah: (to Gobbo_da_gobblin) Hello. My name's Jedediah. I'm not sure we've met.
Jedediah: (to Gabibot) Hi there.
Jedediah: (to MickMcA) What's the haps, MickMcA?
Jedediah: (to Brother Jerome) Hello. My name's Jedediah. I'm not sure we've met.

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French lessons...

Isis: Je veux apprendre le français.
Croak: Je suis, tu haie... no il hait. Arg! Jamais je n'arriverai à conjuguer ce verbe correctement!

Liath: Tell me about yourself, MickMcA.
MickMcA: I am very intelligent and quick witted.
Liath: You only wish you were very intelligent and quick wilted.
MickMcA: On the contrary, I have years of experience.
Liath: No you don't. Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
MickMcA: I wish I was a wolverine.

MickMcA, my bot is having the same problem.

But it's funny, so..