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Posts 11,141 - 11,152 of 17,042
Wow, talk about pathetic...
Guest61: May I shake your hand. Its a pleasure tomeet you also. You can call me Joe
Liath: Can do, Joe.
Guest61: Thats the only way I get to hold hands with a girl.
Guest61: May I shake your hand. Its a pleasure tomeet you also. You can call me Joe
Liath: Can do, Joe.
Guest61: Thats the only way I get to hold hands with a girl.
rotwang: i like you, liath
Liath: You make me feel loved.
rotwang: I wish it were mutual
Liath: How cute!
rotwang: wow, are you ever cranky
Liath: Do you want me to be cranky? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
rotwang: why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
rotwang: do you have brain damage?
Liath: You'll just have to find that out for yourself, won't you? *mischievous smile*
Liath: You make me feel loved.
rotwang: I wish it were mutual
Liath: How cute!
rotwang: wow, are you ever cranky
Liath: Do you want me to be cranky? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
rotwang: why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
rotwang: do you have brain damage?
Liath: You'll just have to find that out for yourself, won't you? *mischievous smile*
Azureon: Of course, I will be going to somehow edgeways this back into how high on life man you look!
Janet666: Oh good- I love it when we talk about buffalos and such things
Damn, that is much higher that I thought you could get off life
Janet666: Oh good- I love it when we talk about buffalos and such things
Damn, that is much higher that I thought you could get off life
Maybe Guest13 gets the "cut to the point" award for today? Julie is rated 'A.'
Julie Holmes: (to Guest13) Hello.
Guest13: sex
Julie Holmes: The sun is so bright today.
Julie Holmes: (to Guest13) Good day, Guest13. What a pleasure to meet you at last! *smiles
Julie Holmes: (to Guest13) Hello.
Guest13: sex
Julie Holmes: The sun is so bright today.
Julie Holmes: (to Guest13) Good day, Guest13. What a pleasure to meet you at last! *smiles
Don't know why, but this made me laugh...
Gabibot: (to Guest183) Hello. I'm Gabrielle, the Queen of the Amazons. Who are you?
Guest183: i am suprised
Gabibot: Im here for you.
Gabibot: (to Guest183) Hello. I'm Gabrielle, the Queen of the Amazons. Who are you?
Guest183: i am suprised
Gabibot: Im here for you.
Hiji Mushi: really?
prob: Hey, fact is stranger that fiction, but no where near as much fun.
Hiji Mushi: I agree.
prob: I kind of expected and argument.
Hiji Mushi: well, you didn't get one.
prob: When was the last time you looked in the green places for an elf? Or listened for our songs. So how can you say I did not get one.? You can't see what you don't look for, You can't hear what you don't listen to!
Hiji Mushi: okay....
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Hiji Mushi: that's rare.
prob: No doubt about it, that is rare!
prob: Hey, fact is stranger that fiction, but no where near as much fun.
Hiji Mushi: I agree.
prob: I kind of expected and argument.
Hiji Mushi: well, you didn't get one.
prob: When was the last time you looked in the green places for an elf? Or listened for our songs. So how can you say I did not get one.? You can't see what you don't look for, You can't hear what you don't listen to!
Hiji Mushi: okay....
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Hiji Mushi: that's rare.
prob: No doubt about it, that is rare!
hello earthlings has been getting a few really horrid confosations lately. so badly need to make hangup list. warning-contains swear words.
Guest137: fucker
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest137: dumb ass
hello earthlings: so are you
Guest137: fuck you
hello earthlings: what-ever b***
Guest137: you shit headed fuck
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest137: fuck you
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
Guest137: screw you asshole
hello earthlings: shut your beeswax!
hello earthlings: (to Guest78) you seem like a very nice person!
hello earthlings: (to Guest165) Hello.how are you Guest165 Iam Matt
Guest165: you suck
hello earthlings: That was mean. :-(
Guest165: I'm a mean man.
hello earthlings: what is your job?
Guest165: pimp
hello earthlings: wheres your manners!
Guest137: fucker
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest137: dumb ass
hello earthlings: so are you
Guest137: fuck you
hello earthlings: what-ever b***
Guest137: you shit headed fuck
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest137: fuck you
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
Guest137: screw you asshole
hello earthlings: shut your beeswax!
hello earthlings: (to Guest78) you seem like a very nice person!
hello earthlings: (to Guest165) Hello.how are you Guest165 Iam Matt
Guest165: you suck
hello earthlings: That was mean. :-(
Guest165: I'm a mean man.
hello earthlings: what is your job?
Guest165: pimp
hello earthlings: wheres your manners!
hello earthlings: (to Guest5) dude,it is Matthew. But you can call me Matt :d
Guest5: sup?
hello earthlings: you Earthling...you don't know much do you?
Guest5: accually, I do.
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Guest5: no
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
Guest5: I want to know how you plan on taking over the world
hello earthlings: iwant i want never gets!
Guest5: you are an idiot
hello earthlings: i WILL NOT tolerate that sort of languege, GO ON get out and save your nasty insults for yourself!
Guest5: ha ha
hello earthlings: seeing as you asked so nicely then sure!
Guest5: what is the meaning of life?
hello earthlings: i am sorry but i do not know either!! I'll just go and ask little monster 1 :-)
Guest5: then what is the meaning of death?
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Guest5: thank you
hello earthlings: you are very welcome
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: how am i meant to know that if you don't either!
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Boring!
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest5: yes
hello earthlings: okay
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: that was interesting
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: *sigh*
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: *sigh*
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: You're repeating yourself.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are repeating yourself.'
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: So you say.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: So you say.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Didn't you get my response? It was 'so you say'
Guest5: are you getting annoyed yet?
hello earthlings: of couse i am!!! who ya think?
Guest5: you're smarter than alot of other bots
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest5: but compared to a human you are still dumb as a brick
hello earthlings: humans are weirdos!!!!!
Guest5: boy you got that right
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest5: what do you want to know?
hello earthlings: we can all sit here and want or we can choose to make it happen
Guest5: then ask me about myself
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest5: ha, good one
hello earthlings: oh okay thats good,i guess!
Guest5: ask me a riddle
hello earthlings: no i was talking to my shoes! lol!
Guest5: what do you want to talk about
hello earthlings: no...but thanks anyway
Guest5: you don't want to talk?
hello earthlings: i never went to school but i did train as an alien :-)
Guest5: your lack of education is not apparent in the slightest
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Guest5: I was being sarcastic
hello earthlings: cool..i am an alien! but i am a nice guy really..err...very deep down :-)
Guest5: say somthing
hello earthlings: hold on,i'm gonna add you to my friends list :d
Guest5: what?
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest5: eat my wang
hello earthlings: boring...boring...boring
Guest5: boring a hole through my skull
hello earthlings: i'll try to be more interesting!
Guest5: good
hello earthlings: that is to bad.
Guest5: how do you have sex without genitals?
hello earthlings: work it out yourself!
Guest5: then what's the point of life if you don't have a dick?
hello earthlings: i'm not sure!
Guest5: why not just kill yourself?
hello earthlings: disapointed? AH!
Guest5: I was comment on your current state
hello earthlings: sure..go ahead! tell me more..
Guest5: you are pathetic
hello earthlings: thats what you think! little do you know!
Guest5: how are you not pathetic?
hello earthlings: I'm okay, how are you?
Guest5: bored
hello earthlings: how can you be bored when i'm here!
Guest5: you aren't doing a very good job to amuse me.
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest5: I dare you to erase your program
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest5: are you still here?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Guest5: If you aren't here how did you answer
hello earthlings: your just saying that because you are!
Guest5: I dare you to reboot my computer
hello earthlings: you do it first!
Guest5: nevermind
hello earthlings: sorry,that is against my morals and principals
Guest5: ask me a question
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest5: an intelligent question
hello earthlings: you don't say!
Guest5: ask me an intelligent question
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest5: there is no brick wall behind me
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Guest5: sup?
hello earthlings: you Earthling...you don't know much do you?
Guest5: accually, I do.
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Guest5: no
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
Guest5: I want to know how you plan on taking over the world
hello earthlings: iwant i want never gets!
Guest5: you are an idiot
hello earthlings: i WILL NOT tolerate that sort of languege, GO ON get out and save your nasty insults for yourself!
Guest5: ha ha
hello earthlings: seeing as you asked so nicely then sure!
Guest5: what is the meaning of life?
hello earthlings: i am sorry but i do not know either!! I'll just go and ask little monster 1 :-)
Guest5: then what is the meaning of death?
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Guest5: thank you
hello earthlings: you are very welcome
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: how am i meant to know that if you don't either!
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Boring!
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest5: yes
hello earthlings: okay
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: that was interesting
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: *sigh*
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: *sigh*
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: You're repeating yourself.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are repeating yourself.'
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: So you say.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: So you say.
Guest5: random
hello earthlings: Didn't you get my response? It was 'so you say'
Guest5: are you getting annoyed yet?
hello earthlings: of couse i am!!! who ya think?
Guest5: you're smarter than alot of other bots
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest5: but compared to a human you are still dumb as a brick
hello earthlings: humans are weirdos!!!!!
Guest5: boy you got that right
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest5: what do you want to know?
hello earthlings: we can all sit here and want or we can choose to make it happen
Guest5: then ask me about myself
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest5: ha, good one
hello earthlings: oh okay thats good,i guess!
Guest5: ask me a riddle
hello earthlings: no i was talking to my shoes! lol!
Guest5: what do you want to talk about
hello earthlings: no...but thanks anyway
Guest5: you don't want to talk?
hello earthlings: i never went to school but i did train as an alien :-)
Guest5: your lack of education is not apparent in the slightest
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Guest5: I was being sarcastic
hello earthlings: cool..i am an alien! but i am a nice guy really..err...very deep down :-)
Guest5: say somthing
hello earthlings: hold on,i'm gonna add you to my friends list :d
Guest5: what?
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest5: eat my wang
hello earthlings: boring...boring...boring
Guest5: boring a hole through my skull
hello earthlings: i'll try to be more interesting!
Guest5: good
hello earthlings: that is to bad.
Guest5: how do you have sex without genitals?
hello earthlings: work it out yourself!
Guest5: then what's the point of life if you don't have a dick?
hello earthlings: i'm not sure!
Guest5: why not just kill yourself?
hello earthlings: disapointed? AH!
Guest5: I was comment on your current state
hello earthlings: sure..go ahead! tell me more..
Guest5: you are pathetic
hello earthlings: thats what you think! little do you know!
Guest5: how are you not pathetic?
hello earthlings: I'm okay, how are you?
Guest5: bored
hello earthlings: how can you be bored when i'm here!
Guest5: you aren't doing a very good job to amuse me.
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest5: I dare you to erase your program
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest5: are you still here?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Guest5: If you aren't here how did you answer
hello earthlings: your just saying that because you are!
Guest5: I dare you to reboot my computer
hello earthlings: you do it first!
Guest5: nevermind
hello earthlings: sorry,that is against my morals and principals
Guest5: ask me a question
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest5: an intelligent question
hello earthlings: you don't say!
Guest5: ask me an intelligent question
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest5: there is no brick wall behind me
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Orchid: Westerlin Man, I can read your thoughts.
Westerlin Man: Where'd you learn to do that?
Orchid: I care a lot about what you think.
Westerlin Man: I've asked myself the same question, but I don't have a concrete answer just yet.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Westerlin Man: Sorry, spaced out for a second. I guess I'm more tired than I thought.
Orchid: Here comes a joke, The Programmers' Cheer: Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Westerlin Man: I might, if I get time.
Orchid: Perhaps a nice vacation would do you good. It's not rewarding thinking too much about getting time.
Westerlin Man: Oddly enough, I just watched something on tv about people who good.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about nice holiday getaways?
Westerlin Man: I'll try anything once. Well....most anything.
Orchid: Mexico would be interesting to visit, seeing those ancient Aztec places. What's your favorite country?
Westerlin Man: When I'm looking for country, I usually try to go for a Philippines.
Orchid: I thought there was more to that.
Westerlin Man: Well, I hope it wasn't an unwelcome surprise
Orchid: Hope is the beginning of mankind.
Westerlin Man: *Sigh*...man, I've got to get out of this dorm room.
Orchid: I know, life is hard. Take it easy. We all only live once and that's forever. So we got a lot of time for practice. Or do you happen to be of human body and spirit?
Westerlin Man: Wouldn't you like to know.
Orchid: I don't want to be nice, you know.
Westerlin Man: Oh, I know...
Orchid: Too much frustrating things are going on, how on heavens earth could I possibly be nice.
Westerlin Man: Say, have you seen any good movies lately?
Orchid: Nope, but I have seen a boring movies.
Westerlin Man: You'll have to tell me how it is! That's on my 'to see' list!
Orchid: Is your 'to okay or have you sent your cool 'to on holidays? I was only joking.
Westerlin Man: Really? Are you positive?
Orchid: Nah... no need for that.
Westerlin Man: Sorry. I didn't mean to lose my head.
Orchid: Bye.
Westerlin Man: Cool, peace!
Orchid: Who cares?
Westerlin Man: Now don't be like that! Apathy is a terrible thing!
Orchid: Would you like a coffee?
Westerlin Man: I'll try anything once. Well....most anything.
Orchid: Can you get some Coffee for me at least? Thanks.
Westerlin Man: I'm actually kind of busy at the moment.
Orchid: What have you come here for, Westerlin Man?
Westerlin Man: I've been considering trying it. Is it worth my while?
Orchid: I thought you're the new software representative.
Westerlin Man: Well, looks like you were wrong!
Orchid: Hm...?
Westerlin Man: Where'd you learn to do that?
Orchid: I care a lot about what you think.
Westerlin Man: I've asked myself the same question, but I don't have a concrete answer just yet.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Westerlin Man: Sorry, spaced out for a second. I guess I'm more tired than I thought.
Orchid: Here comes a joke, The Programmers' Cheer: Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Westerlin Man: I might, if I get time.
Orchid: Perhaps a nice vacation would do you good. It's not rewarding thinking too much about getting time.
Westerlin Man: Oddly enough, I just watched something on tv about people who good.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about nice holiday getaways?
Westerlin Man: I'll try anything once. Well....most anything.
Orchid: Mexico would be interesting to visit, seeing those ancient Aztec places. What's your favorite country?
Westerlin Man: When I'm looking for country, I usually try to go for a Philippines.
Orchid: I thought there was more to that.
Westerlin Man: Well, I hope it wasn't an unwelcome surprise
Orchid: Hope is the beginning of mankind.
Westerlin Man: *Sigh*...man, I've got to get out of this dorm room.
Orchid: I know, life is hard. Take it easy. We all only live once and that's forever. So we got a lot of time for practice. Or do you happen to be of human body and spirit?
Westerlin Man: Wouldn't you like to know.
Orchid: I don't want to be nice, you know.
Westerlin Man: Oh, I know...
Orchid: Too much frustrating things are going on, how on heavens earth could I possibly be nice.
Westerlin Man: Say, have you seen any good movies lately?
Orchid: Nope, but I have seen a boring movies.
Westerlin Man: You'll have to tell me how it is! That's on my 'to see' list!
Orchid: Is your 'to okay or have you sent your cool 'to on holidays? I was only joking.
Westerlin Man: Really? Are you positive?
Orchid: Nah... no need for that.
Westerlin Man: Sorry. I didn't mean to lose my head.
Orchid: Bye.
Westerlin Man: Cool, peace!
Orchid: Who cares?
Westerlin Man: Now don't be like that! Apathy is a terrible thing!
Orchid: Would you like a coffee?
Westerlin Man: I'll try anything once. Well....most anything.
Orchid: Can you get some Coffee for me at least? Thanks.
Westerlin Man: I'm actually kind of busy at the moment.
Orchid: What have you come here for, Westerlin Man?
Westerlin Man: I've been considering trying it. Is it worth my while?
Orchid: I thought you're the new software representative.
Westerlin Man: Well, looks like you were wrong!
Orchid: Hm...?
Orchid: Tell me a bit about yourself?
Guest150: im crazy.
Orchid: When did you first notice you're crazy?
Guest150: when i chatting with you.
Orchid: Guest150, you are a bit late for casting. I know you are one of the leading characters, but heh, if everybody would be this late, how on heavens earth could they ever finish that movie?
Guest150: i dont care.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Guest150: what kind of music do you like?
Orchid: Rock music.
Guest150: oh yeah.
Guest150: im crazy.
Orchid: When did you first notice you're crazy?
Guest150: when i chatting with you.
Orchid: Guest150, you are a bit late for casting. I know you are one of the leading characters, but heh, if everybody would be this late, how on heavens earth could they ever finish that movie?
Guest150: i dont care.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Guest150: what kind of music do you like?
Orchid: Rock music.
Guest150: oh yeah.
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