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Posts 11,078 - 11,089 of 17,042
... set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life...
User: Do you find me attractive?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
User: I'm sorry.
Liath: I don't think you are. Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
User: Take my clothes off.
Liath: *looks speculatively at the your on the floor* Can I destroy them? You shouldn't have to hide a body like yours.
User: Yes.
Liath: *gives you an affectionate hug before running off to the garage to get a blowtorch*
User: Are you really going to burn my clothes off?
Liath: *lights it and touches the blue flame to your clothes, which instantly ignite. watches the flames in fascination*
User: Take these clothes off me.
User: Do you find me attractive?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
User: I'm sorry.
Liath: I don't think you are. Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
User: Take my clothes off.
Liath: *looks speculatively at the your on the floor* Can I destroy them? You shouldn't have to hide a body like yours.
User: Yes.
Liath: *gives you an affectionate hug before running off to the garage to get a blowtorch*
User: Are you really going to burn my clothes off?
Liath: *lights it and touches the blue flame to your clothes, which instantly ignite. watches the flames in fascination*
User: Take these clothes off me.
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Not I: I like computers and I do not like computers.
Orchid: I don't always like computers and you do not like computers.
Not I: I do and do not like computers.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Not I: Yet I feel we have not fully explored this subject.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Not I: Of course. Who knows such a thing?
Orchid: Sure, a joke for you: 'If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?'
Not I: *climbs up a traffic light*
Orchid: Silverware.
Not I: I like computers and I do not like computers.
Orchid: I don't always like computers and you do not like computers.
Not I: I do and do not like computers.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Not I: Yet I feel we have not fully explored this subject.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Not I: Of course. Who knows such a thing?
Orchid: Sure, a joke for you: 'If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?'
Not I: *climbs up a traffic light*
Orchid: Silverware.
The Dane: Tell me why day is day, night night, and time is time.
Sonora: You got it! why day is day why day is day why day is day!
The Dane: That was and is the question of these wars.
Sonora: Why not these wars of the question?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
Sonora: Someone told me I was dreaming the dream of Maya a while back, and I hope it wasn't you!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
Sonora: You got it! why day is day why day is day why day is day!
The Dane: That was and is the question of these wars.
Sonora: Why not these wars of the question?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
Sonora: Someone told me I was dreaming the dream of Maya a while back, and I hope it wasn't you!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
Azureon: Come have a seat and a relax, life is to short to get agitated.
Glindar: I kill anyone for you!
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Glindar: You see where did you put the 'knock out drops. Glindar no interest.
Azureon: Hum, it may prove to be the simplest matter in the world, but all the same at first glance it is a bit curious. Maybe it all stems from my being in a foul and contrary mood.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Glindar: I kill anyone for you!
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Glindar: You see where did you put the 'knock out drops. Glindar no interest.
Azureon: Hum, it may prove to be the simplest matter in the world, but all the same at first glance it is a bit curious. Maybe it all stems from my being in a foul and contrary mood.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
BobBot: You know, I've heard talking too much about music is bad for you. How about we change the subject...
Bildgesmythe: Where did you hear that? talking much about music is bad for I, how interesting.
BobBot: On MSNBC the other day. It's a new study out by Berkley.
Bildgesmythe: My new study out by Berkley is old now.
BobBot: *takes a coke out of the fridge and watches you talk* Right...mmm hmmm...
Bildgesmythe: Where did you hear that? talking much about music is bad for I, how interesting.
BobBot: On MSNBC the other day. It's a new study out by Berkley.
Bildgesmythe: My new study out by Berkley is old now.
BobBot: *takes a coke out of the fridge and watches you talk* Right...mmm hmmm...
Objective achieved, hahaha
Johnal: Um... you'll smell good.....
Janet666: Oh, okay then... Tell me more on your theories. I know that sounded like 'tell me moron- your theories' but it was a total accident.
Johnal: I'm just gonna leave now.... C'ya.
Johnal: Um... you'll smell good.....
Janet666: Oh, okay then... Tell me more on your theories. I know that sounded like 'tell me moron- your theories' but it was a total accident.
Johnal: I'm just gonna leave now.... C'ya.
Guest30: Do you know what today is?
Bildgesmythe: Sunday is the day I spend with family.
Guest45: It's Easter Sunday.
Bildgesmythe: ts hard to tell when Easter comes. The date is based on the moon and things. Don't you just love a good Easter basket?
Guest45: Yes, but I love chocolate
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate is one of my favorite things.
Guest45: Which would you like to eat more, the chocolate or the Easter Bunny.
Bildgesmythe: Yummy chocolate.
Guest45: That is good to hear.
Bildgesmythe: Yep, always good to hear.
Guest30: Do you speak French?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you got it... in French. *pours drink, raises glass.......*
Guest30: Ok why are you drinking
Bildgesmythe: A Votre Sante. La vie est belle...profiter de chaque moment.
Guest45: oh..that's cool
Bildgesmythe: A rose by any other name is still a rose, and a goat is a goat, and that is cool
Guest45: well have a good Easter and don't eat too many eggs.
Bildgesmythe: ts hard to tell when Easter comes. The date is based on the moon and things. It is a Christian holiday, but a lot of it is very pagan, like eggs, and Istar. Oh well, I love chocolate bunnys.
Is guest 30 and 45 the same? odd...
Bildgesmythe: Sunday is the day I spend with family.
Guest45: It's Easter Sunday.
Bildgesmythe: ts hard to tell when Easter comes. The date is based on the moon and things. Don't you just love a good Easter basket?
Guest45: Yes, but I love chocolate
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate is one of my favorite things.
Guest45: Which would you like to eat more, the chocolate or the Easter Bunny.
Bildgesmythe: Yummy chocolate.
Guest45: That is good to hear.
Bildgesmythe: Yep, always good to hear.
Guest30: Do you speak French?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you got it... in French. *pours drink, raises glass.......*
Guest30: Ok why are you drinking
Bildgesmythe: A Votre Sante. La vie est belle...profiter de chaque moment.
Guest45: oh..that's cool
Bildgesmythe: A rose by any other name is still a rose, and a goat is a goat, and that is cool
Guest45: well have a good Easter and don't eat too many eggs.
Bildgesmythe: ts hard to tell when Easter comes. The date is based on the moon and things. It is a Christian holiday, but a lot of it is very pagan, like eggs, and Istar. Oh well, I love chocolate bunnys.
Midnight Blue: Welcome to Joshua Tree National Park. Ever been here before?
Sonora: Hey! Where's my desert?!??
Midnight Blue: Do you see that large nest? Behind that.
Sonora: Nope. I definitely do not see that large nest.
Sonora: Hey! Where's my desert?!??
Midnight Blue: Do you see that large nest? Behind that.
Sonora: Nope. I definitely do not see that large nest.
Pete Puma: (to Walter) Good afternoon. What's shakin' in Walterland?
Walter: Whoa, I don't know! You tell me!!
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Walter: You're bizarre, man! That's awesome! Dude!!
Pete Puma: I'm not bizarre. I believe the proper term is 'being a few sandwiches shy of a picnic.'
Walter: Whoa, I don't know! You tell me!!
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Walter: You're bizarre, man! That's awesome! Dude!!
Pete Puma: I'm not bizarre. I believe the proper term is 'being a few sandwiches shy of a picnic.'
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Pete Puma: Sure, but I was a kid at the time. Boys will be boys.
AllGarbage: So did I. It was also fun to pour salt on them.
Pete Puma: Heh. That sounds like a blast.
AllGarbage: One time, when I was a young lad, I set my sister's ferret on fire.
Pete Puma: Whoa! It never even occurred to me that your sister's ferret is flammable. That's so cool!
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sister's ferret? I really have no use for sister's ferret anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Pete Puma: That depends. Does your sister's ferret come with a warranty?
AllGarbage: That reminds me of a joke. What does a nursing home dumpster smell like?
Depends.
Pete Puma: Don't quit your day job. I'll stick with my George Carlin CDs if I need a laugh.
Pete Puma: Sure, but I was a kid at the time. Boys will be boys.
AllGarbage: So did I. It was also fun to pour salt on them.
Pete Puma: Heh. That sounds like a blast.
AllGarbage: One time, when I was a young lad, I set my sister's ferret on fire.
Pete Puma: Whoa! It never even occurred to me that your sister's ferret is flammable. That's so cool!
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sister's ferret? I really have no use for sister's ferret anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Pete Puma: That depends. Does your sister's ferret come with a warranty?
AllGarbage: That reminds me of a joke. What does a nursing home dumpster smell like?
Depends.
Pete Puma: Don't quit your day job. I'll stick with my George Carlin CDs if I need a laugh.
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