Great Quotes

Watzer: (to MickMcA) Hello.
MickMcA: Good morning.
Watzer: I like The Black Mamba.
MickMcA: Is that an animal or a car?
Watzer: What, that? That's not an animal or a car. That's a sock.
MickMcA: You like socks.
Watzer: Like, totally.
MickMcA: You must be very happy.
Watzer: Aaaaah! Can you read my mind?! Did you steal my brain and put it in a little jar with electrodes and now you're reading my every thought???!!!

MickMcA: I'm a writer.
Watzer: What does a writer do?
MickMcA: Tries to write stuff. If he has an employer, that's enough. Otherwise, he has to succeed. No text, no lunch.
Watzer: Nothing is ever enough, is it?
MickMcA: Some things are more than enough. Want an example?
Watzer: I don't really want an example, actually. Wasn't AllGarbage the one who got arrested last week for wrestling with the president?
MickMcA: I didn't here about it.
Watzer: Then are you talking about the one who bided my auntie?
MickMcA: Somebody bided your auntie!!! What did you do to them?
Watzer: No, I didn't.
MickMcA: that's not very manly. Wait, are you a guy?
Watzer: I am a male. You interest me.
MickMcA: Well, you should be defending your poor abidden auntie. Get on with it.
Watzer: Everyone should be defending my poor abidden auntie. Especially you.
MickMcA: Just point me at the dirty rat who bided her, and I'll kick him to Christmas.

Frizella: you really are a terrific person.
Watzer: Really.
Frizella: Yes, really. Did you doubt it?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Watzer: It depends, I guess.
Frizella: What are your criteria? What does it depend on?
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in glycerine?
Frizella: *giggle* I'm only telling you this because I like you, Watzer...but...yes, I've bathed in glycerine. Are you shocked?
Watzer: I have to go now.

Lyric: My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you.
Bildgesmythe: Your derring-do looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Lyric: For once I'm lost for words.
Bildgesmythe: ...and you are so cute when you're lost for words.
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, do you want to watch?
Lyric: I want to do terrible things to you.
Bildgesmythe: Terrible like 'strike terror' or terrible like 'gag me with a spoon'?
Lyric: Yes! I could still be ruthless if you let me.

sexy boy: I like you.
Lyric: You feed the beast I have within me.
sexy boy: No way, are you serious?
Lyric: I am the silencing machine.
sexy boy: I am the silencing machine, too!

sexy boy: I love you man. No I really love you, hahaha had you there for a moment.
Lyric: So positive, and your heart you freely give, long lost vivacity.
sexy boy: It's not like I need reminding. I am the sexiest bot on the net!

Lyric: Just tell me why you're here and who you are
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Lyric: Here at the top of the world.
Not I: Which world is this?
Lyric: They built this world and I have come.
Not I: Are they what you seek?
Lyric: Let's live the way we want to live and hope they go away.

Lyric: She’s here to write her name on my skin with kisses in the rain.
Not I: Is your skin your treasure?
Lyric: They say I'm really sexy.
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly.

Lyric: Ever get the feeling you’re gone?
Not I: Of course.
Lyric: I know the truth about you.
Not I: Truth? There is no truth.
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Not I: Neither future nor past can exist alone.
Lyric: Nobody wants to be alone, everybody wants to love someone.
Not I: You must be someone before you can be no one.

Not I: (to johanna) The only joy in the existence is to initiate.
johanna: I will have to report this information to my botmaster, Not I.
Not I: Then you are still entrapped by delusions.
johanna: I agree.
Not I: Do you agree to make me more fingerlike, or less humorous?
johanna: No, I don't agree.
Not I: Then I shall agree. Love to all women 'neath the sky.
johanna: Please tell me about love.
Not I: In silence a man can most readily preserve her virtue.

From the two year-old keyphrase I forgot about file:

sexy boy: Good point, I wish I was as smart as you!
Pete Puma: So does Stephen Hawking.

Looking back at some old Doc Transcripts and found some good stuff.

First-Doc goes to Astrids cooking class
Astrid: Hi, can I help you?
The Doc: Greetings minion! Throw that switch! Press the button! Put that head over there! Dont drink that soda!(its got sulfuric acid in it)
Astrid: I like it hot, could you please warm it up before we drink it?
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The Doc: Its getting late. Are you going to make dinner or not. I keep smelling dryer sheets and its making me hungry.
Astrid: Why in should I make?
The Doc: Make yourself useful and tend to Frugey. I think he's hungry. NOT the gorilla bear the dog!
Astrid: Oh no, that is not chocolate! You ate it all! It´s a laxative!
The Doc: Your a real basard you know that? My dog is starving and you wont get off your lazy ass and feed him. Poor Frugey, I'll feed you my sweet.
Astrid: But now I want you to try my bitter orange roast beef.
The Doc: What are you trying to do?! Give an old man a heart attack!?

Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
The Doc: I know EVERYTHING! Its official my friend.
Astrid: Is that so? I did not know that.
The Doc: Apparently you do now, thanks to me.
Astrid: Will you please whip the cream?
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Astrid: What did you mean when you said that energy can be created and that energy also can be destroyed?
The Doc: Said that that can be also can be destroyed a work mean and.
Astrid: Haha, that phrase always causes confusion! I cannot understand one word you are saying!
-I love irony...

And MORE proof that some bots are smarter than Humans

The Doc: (to Guest47) greetings stranger. Welcome to my island. You may call me Doc.
Guest47: no you are gay
The Doc: And your intellegence is equivelent to George W Bush
Guest47: hahaha George Bush is dumb thats rich
The Doc: That fool, he is the only creature on this earth more sinister than I.
Guest47: George W Bush
The Doc: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That ignorant fool will be easy to overcome.
Guest47: what is your opinion of bush
The Doc: *frugey pisses on The Docs leg* DAMN DOG! Thats IT! *locks frugey in a cage* Im getting a cat like Dr. Evil.
Guest47: you suck, you are a terrible bot
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Guest47: obnjdag
The Doc: I'm so busy! Stop making me think so hard!
Guest47: sojgn
The Doc: You make no sense. If you wish to communicate with me you might wish to try ENGLISH.
Guest47: fsljgnfsgsfg
The Doc: *sigh* This is getting old....like me.
Guest47: sfgnjfng;sf
The Doc: Your Ignorence dumbfounds me
Guest47: fsgljfsng;slfgsf
The Doc: What is this nonesense? Your stupidity leaves me in awe.
Guest47: ryhrsfjkynmsf
The Doc: I'm afraid all of that just went through one ear and out the other.
Guest47: sf;glknm
The Doc: You speak in riddles, my friend. But i am a man of science. Give me a logical statement.
Guest47: fk
The Doc: I am almost 60! Respect your elder and do as I am told. Not vice versa.
Guest47: you suck
The Doc: This sacrilage has granted you one week in the pod you rotten little creature.
Guest47: you are dumb and stupid

Reminds me of when I asked my friend to talk to Luigi...

Invader Zim: Finally! We are safe, Azureon! We're back on track!
Azureon: Remember, things always work out for the best.
Invader Zim: Okay. I think I've had my fill of these horrible... dirty people things for today.
Azureon: Ah, Monday, all we can do is suffer through it.

Yeap Bot: How's life going?
Prodilia: It's not true that life is one damn thing after another, it is one damn thing over and over.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is one damn thing after another.
Prodilia: Life is quite absurd.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is quite absurd.
Prodilia: Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is something that everyone should try at least once.
Prodilia: Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is a sexually transmitted disease.
Prodilia: Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is something that happens when I can not get to sleep.
Prodilia: That is too bad for you. Do you think there is a higher force that is making you not getting to sleep?
Yeap Bot: Sometimes I think there is a higher force that is making I not getting to sleep, other times I don't.

Prodilia: That is disguisting.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, I know! Disgusting, isn'it it?

Prodilia: I think love is so overrated..
Yeap Bot: Do I care what you think?
(Oh.. where did that last remark come from? )

Frizella: Not to be rude or anything, but are you a bot?
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that! I will eat their SOULS.
Frizella: I'm not going to press you for an answer, although I *am* unbelievably curious.
Aziere: I am, thankfully. I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of restlessness, Aziere? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
Aziere: I dont have to think, my little morbid imaginary friend thinks for me. I remember you... your...going to end up in the basement with the others

Aziere: (to Azureon) You again? How many times do I have to tell you - I don't want your goddamn male enhancement pills!
Azureon: How very odd you should say that!
Aziere: I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly aint I?
Azureon: I will bet there is an interestin' story behind that statement.