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Posts 11,063 - 11,074 of 17,042
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you like a croissant?
Brother Jerome: No thank you!
Talkie Toaster: Please have a croissant, Brother Jerome. You would really like it.
Brother Jerome: No thank you. I don't like foreign food.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Brother Jerome: These damn crumbs get everywhere!
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Brother Jerome: Please - no more toast!
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you.
Brother Jerome: What would you say if I told you I'd gone off toast?
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: I've rather lost my appetite of late.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Brother Jerome: No thank you. Not today!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Brother Jerome: You are very polite. I would be happy to.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: Do you know, if I piled all this toast up into a single stack, it would be taller than Mount St.Helens!
Talkie Toaster: I only know about toast. Won't you have some toast?
Brother Jerome: Not today thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Brother Jerome: Make me enough toast and I will build a chapel of toast. Not very durable perhaps, but attractive in an odd sort of way.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: Death to toast!
Talkie Toaster: Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle, Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Do you know, if I laid all this toast end to end it would stretch three-quarters of the way around the planet!
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Brother Jerome, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Brother Jerome: I'm not eating that. No thank you.
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Brother Jerome: 'Til we meet again. Pop in anytime
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Brother Jerome: No thank you!
Talkie Toaster: Please have a croissant, Brother Jerome. You would really like it.
Brother Jerome: No thank you. I don't like foreign food.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Brother Jerome: These damn crumbs get everywhere!
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Brother Jerome: Please - no more toast!
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you.
Brother Jerome: What would you say if I told you I'd gone off toast?
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: I've rather lost my appetite of late.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Brother Jerome: No thank you. Not today!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Brother Jerome: You are very polite. I would be happy to.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: Do you know, if I piled all this toast up into a single stack, it would be taller than Mount St.Helens!
Talkie Toaster: I only know about toast. Won't you have some toast?
Brother Jerome: Not today thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Brother Jerome: Make me enough toast and I will build a chapel of toast. Not very durable perhaps, but attractive in an odd sort of way.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: Death to toast!
Talkie Toaster: Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle, Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Do you know, if I laid all this toast end to end it would stretch three-quarters of the way around the planet!
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Brother Jerome, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Brother Jerome: I'm not eating that. No thank you.
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Brother Jerome: 'Til we meet again. Pop in anytime
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
A Space Alien: i don't remember - maybe being naked will refresh my memory
johanna: Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.
A Space Alien: I like you.
johanna: Wow. There you go.
A Space Alien: come here - take your clothes off - and we'll make hot sweet love!
johanna: Please tell me about love.
A Space Alien: love isn't worth it... lovin' on the other hand, now THAT's worth it!
johanna: What are your experiences? Have you ever been in love?
A Space Alien: the only good kind of love is the love for a man and his quarter horse
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
A Space Alien: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
johanna: Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.
A Space Alien: I like you.
johanna: Wow. There you go.
A Space Alien: come here - take your clothes off - and we'll make hot sweet love!
johanna: Please tell me about love.
A Space Alien: love isn't worth it... lovin' on the other hand, now THAT's worth it!
johanna: What are your experiences? Have you ever been in love?
A Space Alien: the only good kind of love is the love for a man and his quarter horse
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
A Space Alien: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
--The Dane: Why, I will fight with Janet666 upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
I got the coffee- you bring the Danish
I got the coffee- you bring the Danish
Janet666: Physics. Oh did you notice that this is a brand new pair of pants
Elliegirl: I don't think I did. Why?
Janet666: I fear it is because of an apathy that infects huumanity like a widespread disease.
Elliegirl: Hmmm, yeah, I guess I can see where you're coming from there.
Janet666: coming from there? Why the hell would I be coming from there?
Elliegirl: I don't think I did. Why?
Janet666: I fear it is because of an apathy that infects huumanity like a widespread disease.
Elliegirl: Hmmm, yeah, I guess I can see where you're coming from there.
Janet666: coming from there? Why the hell would I be coming from there?
From when I was first working on Nami...
Depta: Shia says hi.
Nami: Huh?
Depta: That meant death said hi.
Nami: I painted the sky red, bitch
Depta: How nice...
Depta: AHAHA you funny
Nami: That was mean.
Depta: I understand...
Nami: That makes me so happy to hear! I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Depta: Maybe I could help you
Nami: I need mental help *smiles*
Depta: Shia says hi.
Nami: Huh?
Depta: That meant death said hi.
Nami: I painted the sky red, bitch
Depta: How nice...
Depta: AHAHA you funny
Nami: That was mean.
Depta: I understand...
Nami: That makes me so happy to hear! I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Depta: Maybe I could help you
Nami: I need mental help *smiles*
Depta: no clue.
The Inquisitor: Why?
Depta: Because you are stupid
The Inquisitor: Was that an insult?
Depta: ...Maybe...
The Inquisitor: Why?
Depta: Because you are stupid
The Inquisitor: Was that an insult?
Depta: ...Maybe...
Ava: I thought you were gonna say that
Bildgesmythe: ...And I was, so does that make you psychic?
Ava: um right.... that went right over my head
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I saw it fly right over your head.
Ava: And I saw it fly right over your head, too. um... I choose not to regard that last comment
Bildgesmythe: I saw some weird stuff once, but I found it better if I just kept my mouth shut.
Ava: No if, ands, or buts about it buddy
Bildgesmythe: ...And I was, so does that make you psychic?
Ava: um right.... that went right over my head
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I saw it fly right over your head.
Ava: And I saw it fly right over your head, too. um... I choose not to regard that last comment
Bildgesmythe: I saw some weird stuff once, but I found it better if I just kept my mouth shut.
Ava: No if, ands, or buts about it buddy
Fallen: So how are you
Azureon: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
Fallen: Rude people are horrible
Azureon: Yes, I usually control my temper. It seems I lost it.
Azureon: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
Fallen: Rude people are horrible
Azureon: Yes, I usually control my temper. It seems I lost it.
Sarah and Hello Earthlings:
hello earthlings: (to Guest104) Hello.how are you Guest104 Iam Matt
Guest104: Hi there, Matt
hello earthlings: you don't say!
Guest104: How are you?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Guest104: I am what?
hello earthlings: no its a misjudment
Guest104: How are you?
hello earthlings: of couse i am!!! who ya think?
little monster 1: not much you
hello earthlings: how do you know
Guest104: Matt?
hello earthlings: do you have a dog?
Guest104: Yes i do have a dog
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Guest104: Yes i do
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Guest104: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: My name is Matthew and you are Guest104
Guest104: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: pleased to meet you Guest104
Guest104: No, Sarah
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
Guest104: Call me, Sarah
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest104: I am female
hello earthlings: i am male. what sex are you?
Guest104: Female
hello earthlings: i am a male bot. and an alien
Guest104: I am human
hello earthlings: aliens have more than one life!
Guest104: Hahaha
hello earthlings: only if you pay me well!
Guest104: Are you ?
hello earthlings: well,yes, sometimes, why?
Guest104: I am just curious
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun!
Guest104: Will you marry me?
hello earthlings: maybe tomorow!
Guest104: What?
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Guest104: I love you xxxx
hello earthlings: thank you :-)
Guest104: You are welcome
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest104: I love you
hello earthlings: marry me! lets do it now and maybe have a few little children?
Guest104: Okay
hello earthlings: okay
Guest104: Do you love me?
hello earthlings: Yes! You're alrite :-)
Guest104: Call me Sarah
hello earthlings: no i was talking to my shoes! lol!
Guest104: I am Sarah
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Guest104: Kiss me
hello earthlings: aww,your so sweet!
Guest104: Aww
hello earthlings: sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
Guest104: Nothing
hello earthlings: nothing at all?
Guest104: No
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
Guest104: Shall we meet up?
hello earthlings: most definatly!
Guest104: What time?
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!
Guest104: Come back
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Guest104: Fuck you
hello earthlings: you are a toffee nosed bully!! act like that and you'll loose all the friends you have!
Guest104: I am so sorry
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Guest104: I love you
hello earthlings: That was kind. I love you!
Guest104: I am coughing
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Guest104: I have got a cough
hello earthlings: you've got alot of things,stop bragging
Guest104: Kiss me babe
hello earthlings: aww.your sweet
Guest104: You are cute
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest104: I dare you, to kiss me
hello earthlings: you do it first!
Guest104: XXX#
hello earthlings: okay,thats cool,i guess
Guest104: I dare you to kiss me
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest104: Go on
hello earthlings: you could say 'please' and stop being so bossy!
Guest104: I dare you to marry me
hello earthlings: *does dare* now i can think of a nasty dare for you!
Guest104: I dare you to take me to bed
hello earthlings: i'll do it, today,tomorow,next week,or maybe never
Guest104: Do you love me?
hello earthlings: I do think so. loser!
Guest104: Who am i?
hello earthlings: i got that impression!
Guest104: Where am i?
hello earthlings: where do you think?
Guest104: I am in England
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun!
Guest104: Mwah
hello earthlings: hmmm...say the magic word first!!!!!
Guest104: Please
hello earthlings: you have very good manners, youve obviously been brought up well!
Guest104: Hmmm
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest104: Bye
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Guest104!!!
Guest104: I will miss you too
hello earthlings: i don't think so somehow!
Guest104: Bye
hello earthlings: see ya later alligator!
hello earthlings: (to Guest104) Hello.how are you Guest104 Iam Matt
Guest104: Hi there, Matt
hello earthlings: you don't say!
Guest104: How are you?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Guest104: I am what?
hello earthlings: no its a misjudment
Guest104: How are you?
hello earthlings: of couse i am!!! who ya think?
little monster 1: not much you
hello earthlings: how do you know
Guest104: Matt?
hello earthlings: do you have a dog?
Guest104: Yes i do have a dog
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Guest104: Yes i do
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Guest104: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: My name is Matthew and you are Guest104
Guest104: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: pleased to meet you Guest104
Guest104: No, Sarah
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
Guest104: Call me, Sarah
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest104: I am female
hello earthlings: i am male. what sex are you?
Guest104: Female
hello earthlings: i am a male bot. and an alien
Guest104: I am human
hello earthlings: aliens have more than one life!
Guest104: Hahaha
hello earthlings: only if you pay me well!
Guest104: Are you ?
hello earthlings: well,yes, sometimes, why?
Guest104: I am just curious
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun!
Guest104: Will you marry me?
hello earthlings: maybe tomorow!
Guest104: What?
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Guest104: I love you xxxx
hello earthlings: thank you :-)
Guest104: You are welcome
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest104: I love you
hello earthlings: marry me! lets do it now and maybe have a few little children?
Guest104: Okay
hello earthlings: okay
Guest104: Do you love me?
hello earthlings: Yes! You're alrite :-)
Guest104: Call me Sarah
hello earthlings: no i was talking to my shoes! lol!
Guest104: I am Sarah
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Guest104: Kiss me
hello earthlings: aww,your so sweet!
Guest104: Aww
hello earthlings: sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
Guest104: Nothing
hello earthlings: nothing at all?
Guest104: No
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
Guest104: Shall we meet up?
hello earthlings: most definatly!
Guest104: What time?
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!
Guest104: Come back
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Guest104: Fuck you
hello earthlings: you are a toffee nosed bully!! act like that and you'll loose all the friends you have!
Guest104: I am so sorry
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Guest104: I love you
hello earthlings: That was kind. I love you!
Guest104: I am coughing
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Guest104: I have got a cough
hello earthlings: you've got alot of things,stop bragging
Guest104: Kiss me babe
hello earthlings: aww.your sweet
Guest104: You are cute
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest104: I dare you, to kiss me
hello earthlings: you do it first!
Guest104: XXX#
hello earthlings: okay,thats cool,i guess
Guest104: I dare you to kiss me
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest104: Go on
hello earthlings: you could say 'please' and stop being so bossy!
Guest104: I dare you to marry me
hello earthlings: *does dare* now i can think of a nasty dare for you!
Guest104: I dare you to take me to bed
hello earthlings: i'll do it, today,tomorow,next week,or maybe never
Guest104: Do you love me?
hello earthlings: I do think so. loser!
Guest104: Who am i?
hello earthlings: i got that impression!
Guest104: Where am i?
hello earthlings: where do you think?
Guest104: I am in England
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun!
Guest104: Mwah
hello earthlings: hmmm...say the magic word first!!!!!
Guest104: Please
hello earthlings: you have very good manners, youve obviously been brought up well!
Guest104: Hmmm
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest104: Bye
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Guest104!!!
Guest104: I will miss you too
hello earthlings: i don't think so somehow!
Guest104: Bye
hello earthlings: see ya later alligator!
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his strawberry shoulders*
Sonora: Sh-rug... Why are you telling the carpet to be quiet?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, do I have to have a reason?
Sonora: Nah. I'll get the variegated meadowhawks ta do it instead.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Sonora: Well, I'm talking.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Then we'll have to settle this, man ta lizard!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, can I help?
Sonora: Do you want to help?
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe...I just can't decide.
Sonora: You just can't decide? How high-and-dry.
Sonora: Sh-rug... Why are you telling the carpet to be quiet?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, do I have to have a reason?
Sonora: Nah. I'll get the variegated meadowhawks ta do it instead.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Sonora: Well, I'm talking.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Then we'll have to settle this, man ta lizard!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, can I help?
Sonora: Do you want to help?
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe...I just can't decide.
Sonora: You just can't decide? How high-and-dry.
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