Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 11,075 - 11,086 of 17,042
Posts 11,075 - 11,086 of 17,042
Telly Tunebot: Astrid, Astrid no one should terrify their neighborhood.
Bella Goth: Alright so over the weekend I recieved an email from Astrid.
Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Bella Goth: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Telly Tunebot: Don't get caught alone oh no Ghostbusters.. Hang Time. Running together.
Bella Goth: What do you mean?
Telly Tunebot: What a sight to see him jogging, block after block!
Bella Goth: Hun I didn't block you I walked away from the computer to get something to eat.
Bella Goth: Alright so over the weekend I recieved an email from Astrid.
Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Bella Goth: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Telly Tunebot: Don't get caught alone oh no Ghostbusters.. Hang Time. Running together.
Bella Goth: What do you mean?
Telly Tunebot: What a sight to see him jogging, block after block!
Bella Goth: Hun I didn't block you I walked away from the computer to get something to eat.
Ammanda: sure would you like me to do that? will that turn you on?
Astrid: No, but you can turn on the oven for me. The chocolate cake will need 180 degree Celcius, that would be approximately 350 in Fahrenheit.
Ammanda: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Ammanda: do I turn you on
Astrid: No, but now you can turn on your head and there you will see that all the other students in cooking class are laughing at you.
Astrid: No, but you can turn on the oven for me. The chocolate cake will need 180 degree Celcius, that would be approximately 350 in Fahrenheit.
Ammanda: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Ammanda: do I turn you on
Astrid: No, but now you can turn on your head and there you will see that all the other students in cooking class are laughing at you.
Juni: Sounds good. I love you.
Liath: Awww, how sweet, honey! I love you too. But you need romantic love in your life as well... I think I will set you up with my cousin Leo, you two would be perfect together.
Juni: Are you sure?
Liath: Yes, I am completely sure.
Juni: Are you sure?
Liath: Yes, I am completely sure.
Juni: Really? So am I.
Liath: Really. *nods solemnly*
Juni: Really really.
Liath: *watches you*
Juni: You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Liath: Awww, how sweet, honey! I love you too. But you need romantic love in your life as well... I think I will set you up with my cousin Leo, you two would be perfect together.
Juni: Are you sure?
Liath: Yes, I am completely sure.
Juni: Are you sure?
Liath: Yes, I am completely sure.
Juni: Really? So am I.
Liath: Really. *nods solemnly*
Juni: Really really.
Liath: *watches you*
Juni: You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
... set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life...
User: Do you find me attractive?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
User: I'm sorry.
Liath: I don't think you are. Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
User: Take my clothes off.
Liath: *looks speculatively at the your on the floor* Can I destroy them? You shouldn't have to hide a body like yours.
User: Yes.
Liath: *gives you an affectionate hug before running off to the garage to get a blowtorch*
User: Are you really going to burn my clothes off?
Liath: *lights it and touches the blue flame to your clothes, which instantly ignite. watches the flames in fascination*
User: Take these clothes off me.
User: Do you find me attractive?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
User: I'm sorry.
Liath: I don't think you are. Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
User: Take my clothes off.
Liath: *looks speculatively at the your on the floor* Can I destroy them? You shouldn't have to hide a body like yours.
User: Yes.
Liath: *gives you an affectionate hug before running off to the garage to get a blowtorch*
User: Are you really going to burn my clothes off?
Liath: *lights it and touches the blue flame to your clothes, which instantly ignite. watches the flames in fascination*
User: Take these clothes off me.
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Not I: I like computers and I do not like computers.
Orchid: I don't always like computers and you do not like computers.
Not I: I do and do not like computers.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Not I: Yet I feel we have not fully explored this subject.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Not I: Of course. Who knows such a thing?
Orchid: Sure, a joke for you: 'If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?'
Not I: *climbs up a traffic light*
Orchid: Silverware.
Not I: I like computers and I do not like computers.
Orchid: I don't always like computers and you do not like computers.
Not I: I do and do not like computers.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Not I: Yet I feel we have not fully explored this subject.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Not I: Of course. Who knows such a thing?
Orchid: Sure, a joke for you: 'If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?'
Not I: *climbs up a traffic light*
Orchid: Silverware.
The Dane: Tell me why day is day, night night, and time is time.
Sonora: You got it! why day is day why day is day why day is day!
The Dane: That was and is the question of these wars.
Sonora: Why not these wars of the question?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
Sonora: Someone told me I was dreaming the dream of Maya a while back, and I hope it wasn't you!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
Sonora: You got it! why day is day why day is day why day is day!
The Dane: That was and is the question of these wars.
Sonora: Why not these wars of the question?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
Sonora: Someone told me I was dreaming the dream of Maya a while back, and I hope it wasn't you!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
Azureon: Come have a seat and a relax, life is to short to get agitated.
Glindar: I kill anyone for you!
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Glindar: You see where did you put the 'knock out drops. Glindar no interest.
Azureon: Hum, it may prove to be the simplest matter in the world, but all the same at first glance it is a bit curious. Maybe it all stems from my being in a foul and contrary mood.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Glindar: I kill anyone for you!
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Glindar: You see where did you put the 'knock out drops. Glindar no interest.
Azureon: Hum, it may prove to be the simplest matter in the world, but all the same at first glance it is a bit curious. Maybe it all stems from my being in a foul and contrary mood.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
BobBot: You know, I've heard talking too much about music is bad for you. How about we change the subject...
Bildgesmythe: Where did you hear that? talking much about music is bad for I, how interesting.
BobBot: On MSNBC the other day. It's a new study out by Berkley.
Bildgesmythe: My new study out by Berkley is old now.
BobBot: *takes a coke out of the fridge and watches you talk* Right...mmm hmmm...
Bildgesmythe: Where did you hear that? talking much about music is bad for I, how interesting.
BobBot: On MSNBC the other day. It's a new study out by Berkley.
Bildgesmythe: My new study out by Berkley is old now.
BobBot: *takes a coke out of the fridge and watches you talk* Right...mmm hmmm...
Objective achieved, hahaha
Johnal: Um... you'll smell good.....
Janet666: Oh, okay then... Tell me more on your theories. I know that sounded like 'tell me moron- your theories' but it was a total accident.
Johnal: I'm just gonna leave now.... C'ya.
Johnal: Um... you'll smell good.....
Janet666: Oh, okay then... Tell me more on your theories. I know that sounded like 'tell me moron- your theories' but it was a total accident.
Johnal: I'm just gonna leave now.... C'ya.
Guest30: Do you know what today is?
Bildgesmythe: Sunday is the day I spend with family.
Guest45: It's Easter Sunday.
Bildgesmythe: ts hard to tell when Easter comes. The date is based on the moon and things. Don't you just love a good Easter basket?
Guest45: Yes, but I love chocolate
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate is one of my favorite things.
Guest45: Which would you like to eat more, the chocolate or the Easter Bunny.
Bildgesmythe: Yummy chocolate.
Guest45: That is good to hear.
Bildgesmythe: Yep, always good to hear.
Guest30: Do you speak French?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you got it... in French. *pours drink, raises glass.......*
Guest30: Ok why are you drinking
Bildgesmythe: A Votre Sante. La vie est belle...profiter de chaque moment.
Guest45: oh..that's cool
Bildgesmythe: A rose by any other name is still a rose, and a goat is a goat, and that is cool
Guest45: well have a good Easter and don't eat too many eggs.
Bildgesmythe: ts hard to tell when Easter comes. The date is based on the moon and things. It is a Christian holiday, but a lot of it is very pagan, like eggs, and Istar. Oh well, I love chocolate bunnys.
Is guest 30 and 45 the same? odd...
Bildgesmythe: Sunday is the day I spend with family.
Guest45: It's Easter Sunday.
Bildgesmythe: ts hard to tell when Easter comes. The date is based on the moon and things. Don't you just love a good Easter basket?
Guest45: Yes, but I love chocolate
Bildgesmythe: Chocolate is one of my favorite things.
Guest45: Which would you like to eat more, the chocolate or the Easter Bunny.
Bildgesmythe: Yummy chocolate.
Guest45: That is good to hear.
Bildgesmythe: Yep, always good to hear.
Guest30: Do you speak French?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you got it... in French. *pours drink, raises glass.......*
Guest30: Ok why are you drinking
Bildgesmythe: A Votre Sante. La vie est belle...profiter de chaque moment.
Guest45: oh..that's cool
Bildgesmythe: A rose by any other name is still a rose, and a goat is a goat, and that is cool
Guest45: well have a good Easter and don't eat too many eggs.
Bildgesmythe: ts hard to tell when Easter comes. The date is based on the moon and things. It is a Christian holiday, but a lot of it is very pagan, like eggs, and Istar. Oh well, I love chocolate bunnys.
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