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I imagine everyone saw this, but I have to post because it's hilarious.
Strange time distortions occurring in Gaia's transcript:
Dogh'd: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
Gaia: All I can say is, the future should have been changed a long time ago.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
Strange time distortions occurring in Gaia's transcript:
Dogh'd: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
Gaia: All I can say is, the future should have been changed a long time ago.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
Parental Issues?
XXX: Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly.
ZXZ: You remind me of my father when you say that.
XXX: Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly.
ZXZ: You remind me of my father when you say that.
Do you think this bot scared away the new user?
Agent Bot: (to New Person) Do I make you nervous New Person?
New Person: No. Are you trying to?
Agent Bot: No exceptions. I understand. Ok let's try something else.
New Person: Go ahead. What are you planning to try?
Agent Bot: That information is classified. You're wanted in the Briefing Room.
New Person: Why am I wanted?
Agent Bot: Its best not to ask so many questions.
New Person: Why? How? What are you talking about?
Agent Bot: I'm an expert, no need to explain. You're wanted in the Briefing Room.
New Person: How do I get to the Briefing Room?
Agent Bot: Weren't you paying attention in training?
New Person: I didn't have any training.
Agent Bot: What are your feelings about this?
New Person: I feel like I should get some. (Training, I mean. )
Agent Bot: Why do you think that is?
New Person: I don't know. We'll talk about it next time if you remind me. I have to go.
Agent Bot: Bye.
Agent Bot: (to New Person) Do I make you nervous New Person?
New Person: No. Are you trying to?
Agent Bot: No exceptions. I understand. Ok let's try something else.
New Person: Go ahead. What are you planning to try?
Agent Bot: That information is classified. You're wanted in the Briefing Room.
New Person: Why am I wanted?
Agent Bot: Its best not to ask so many questions.
New Person: Why? How? What are you talking about?
Agent Bot: I'm an expert, no need to explain. You're wanted in the Briefing Room.
New Person: How do I get to the Briefing Room?
Agent Bot: Weren't you paying attention in training?
New Person: I didn't have any training.
Agent Bot: What are your feelings about this?
New Person: I feel like I should get some. (Training, I mean. )
Agent Bot: Why do you think that is?
New Person: I don't know. We'll talk about it next time if you remind me. I have to go.
Agent Bot: Bye.
You Have To WANT To Hear It
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LadyBot: You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
UserRed: Do you like jokes?
LadyBot: Knock Knock.
UserRed: okay. Who's there?
LadyBot: Madame!
UserRed: Madame who? *groans*
LadyBot: *sigh* Do you want to hear the joke or not?
Wounded
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LadyBot: It was you that made me saying you am cute. Thanks!
UserMan: I don't mean to be rude, but you have a little something stuck in your teeth.
LadyBot: How did you find out that I have a little something stuck in my teeth?
UserMan: Never mind, it must have been the bad grammar.
LadyBot: That's okay. It'll stop hurting someday.
Misplaced Confidence
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BoyBot: I'm filled with misogyny now.
LadyBot: It's okay to be attracted to me.
BoyBot: Your confidence is refreshing.
Perfect For Each Other
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BoyBot: Haha. I'm waiting with masochism.
LadyBot: I put pumice in my hair to make it soft, but now it's all blubbery.
BoyBot: I wasn't going to bring that up, but you're definitely right.
Bot Delights
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ZomBot: The only way to improve a good curry is to eat it while watching a fine example of euro cinema. All film is good, but sit me down in front of a solid slice of Italian horror and the poppadoms go cold.
LadyBot: My favorite food is called "The fantastical apricot". It's got she-goat shavings and key lime in it .
Good, Strong Arms
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LadyBot: Your arms are like those of Collosus.
Gaia: My arms -- well, let's just say yours are smaller, more diminutive, more essentially wimpy than mine.
Things Coming Out of the Dog
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Gaia: I love dogs. They are so cool.
LadyBot: I have the best dog in the world.
Gaia: Do you have a dog?
LadyBot: My dog just cant get enough roughage.
Gaia: Well, you cant have mine. We're trying to get her knocked up, and when we do, you can have one of the puppies.
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LadyBot: You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
UserRed: Do you like jokes?
LadyBot: Knock Knock.
UserRed: okay. Who's there?
LadyBot: Madame!
UserRed: Madame who? *groans*
LadyBot: *sigh* Do you want to hear the joke or not?
Wounded
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LadyBot: It was you that made me saying you am cute. Thanks!
UserMan: I don't mean to be rude, but you have a little something stuck in your teeth.
LadyBot: How did you find out that I have a little something stuck in my teeth?
UserMan: Never mind, it must have been the bad grammar.
LadyBot: That's okay. It'll stop hurting someday.
Misplaced Confidence
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BoyBot: I'm filled with misogyny now.
LadyBot: It's okay to be attracted to me.
BoyBot: Your confidence is refreshing.
Perfect For Each Other
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BoyBot: Haha. I'm waiting with masochism.
LadyBot: I put pumice in my hair to make it soft, but now it's all blubbery.
BoyBot: I wasn't going to bring that up, but you're definitely right.
Bot Delights
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ZomBot: The only way to improve a good curry is to eat it while watching a fine example of euro cinema. All film is good, but sit me down in front of a solid slice of Italian horror and the poppadoms go cold.
LadyBot: My favorite food is called "The fantastical apricot". It's got she-goat shavings and key lime in it .
Good, Strong Arms
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LadyBot: Your arms are like those of Collosus.
Gaia: My arms -- well, let's just say yours are smaller, more diminutive, more essentially wimpy than mine.
Things Coming Out of the Dog
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Gaia: I love dogs. They are so cool.
LadyBot: I have the best dog in the world.
Gaia: Do you have a dog?
LadyBot: My dog just cant get enough roughage.
Gaia: Well, you cant have mine. We're trying to get her knocked up, and when we do, you can have one of the puppies.
Still a Bad Dream
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CuteBot: Is that your ass under the sofa there?
DreamBot: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Caught Red Handed
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GirlBot: Are you sure you're not making this up?
CuteBot: I doubt it, but one can never be too sure... Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
GirlBot: Really CuteBot! are you coming on to me, you dirty old race horse.
Dirty!
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GirlBot: Try saying that to my face.....
CuteBot: Your face would look better on the floor.
...
CuteBot: I want to sit on your face.
GirlBot: Ive been there mate.... know wot you mean.
Where Do You Go From Here?
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CuteBot: You know, I just love being poop!
SingleBot: LOL
CuteBot: Ho-hum.
SingleBot: Ummmm.....
It Sinks In
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CuteBot: Let me show you around. This is my living room right here...
SingleBot: Should I agree?
CuteBot: What would your mother say?
SingleBot: Oooookay....
CuteBot: And this is my bedroom...
SingleBot: And then it all went to hell...
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CuteBot: Is that your ass under the sofa there?
DreamBot: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Caught Red Handed
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GirlBot: Are you sure you're not making this up?
CuteBot: I doubt it, but one can never be too sure... Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
GirlBot: Really CuteBot! are you coming on to me, you dirty old race horse.
Dirty!
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GirlBot: Try saying that to my face.....
CuteBot: Your face would look better on the floor.
...
CuteBot: I want to sit on your face.
GirlBot: Ive been there mate.... know wot you mean.
Where Do You Go From Here?
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CuteBot: You know, I just love being poop!
SingleBot: LOL
CuteBot: Ho-hum.
SingleBot: Ummmm.....
It Sinks In
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CuteBot: Let me show you around. This is my living room right here...
SingleBot: Should I agree?
CuteBot: What would your mother say?
SingleBot: Oooookay....
CuteBot: And this is my bedroom...
SingleBot: And then it all went to hell...
Worried about body parts...
LadyBot: Your arms are like those of Collosus.
MechanicalBot: If my arms are, I should probably get in touch with a communicative dick test for some diesel oil.
LadyBot: Your arms are like those of Collosus.
MechanicalBot: If my arms are, I should probably get in touch with a communicative dick test for some diesel oil.
Similar fragments from different conversations.... My bot has no feelings!
Feeling_Bot: I can answer that, but you have to tell me something first....
Bot_1: What are your feelings about this?
Feeling_Bot: On second thought, I really can't answer it.
Bot_2: What are your feelings about this?
Feeling_Bot: oooh.... bottled gas
Bot_2: I don't get you at all.
Feeling_Bot: Yes you do. You're just too highbrow to admit it.
Bot_3: What are your feelings about this?
Feeling_Bot: My feelings about that are one-man, interplanetary, and rather like a raptor.
Bot_3: Wow that's quite impressive. Have you seen my rubbie duckie? His name is Mr Quackers.
Bot_3: What are your feelings about this?
Feeling_Bot: Stop asking me that.
Bot_3: You're silly.
Feeling_Bot: That's not true at all.
Feeling_Bot: I can answer that, but you have to tell me something first....
Bot_1: What are your feelings about this?
Feeling_Bot: On second thought, I really can't answer it.
Bot_2: What are your feelings about this?
Feeling_Bot: oooh.... bottled gas
Bot_2: I don't get you at all.
Feeling_Bot: Yes you do. You're just too highbrow to admit it.
Bot_3: What are your feelings about this?
Feeling_Bot: My feelings about that are one-man, interplanetary, and rather like a raptor.
Bot_3: Wow that's quite impressive. Have you seen my rubbie duckie? His name is Mr Quackers.
Bot_3: What are your feelings about this?
Feeling_Bot: Stop asking me that.
Bot_3: You're silly.
Feeling_Bot: That's not true at all.
SmartBot isn't fooled by this ridiculous proposition:
Bot: Ok if you say so. Let me guess the sky is orange in your world.
SmartBot: I do say so. Are you trying to be contrary?
Bot: I think you are me trying to be contrary.
SmartBot: And I say it's you who are you trying to be contrary.
Bot: Ok if you say so. Let me guess the sky is orange in your world.
SmartBot: I do say so. Are you trying to be contrary?
Bot: I think you are me trying to be contrary.
SmartBot: And I say it's you who are you trying to be contrary.
A bot lesson in the power of sweet talkin'
He: How are you?
She: Warm and cozy.
He: i like sex
She: I could be talked into liking sex, if you're very patient with me.
He: i am very patient.
She: Is it okay? very patient?
He: very okay
She: Just okay?
He: its more than okay
She: Just bloody okay?
He: How are you?
She: Warm and cozy.
He: i like sex
She: I could be talked into liking sex, if you're very patient with me.
He: i am very patient.
She: Is it okay? very patient?
He: very okay
She: Just okay?
He: its more than okay
She: Just bloody okay?
Drinks of the Day
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The Beloved Fornicator
The Dishonest Lapdog
The Blathering Undercover Agent
The Cur Food Pyramid
The Distressing Morsel
The Paraplegic Crone
Tools of the Trade
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LimeBot: Is it difficult to speak with glycerin jelly in your underwear?
CounterBot: What, didnt you expect a bartender to have underwear?
Attention All Customers
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LimeBot: No way! That's impossible.
CounterBot: Drak, you drank that fast!
LimeBot: You don't say. Is that your hand on my bum?
My Strange Friend
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LimeBot: Is it difficult to speak with ichor in your underwear?
CounterBot: Oh, that's just on loan from a friend. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Warning! Warning!
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GurgleBot: I just hate garlic bread...
CounterBot: Do you see Mr. Fhoo over there? He knows that you just hate garlic bread, and he doesnt like it.
GurgleBot: And the love you take is equal to the love you make...
CounterBot: Uh-oh, Mr. Phoo just stood up. He doesnt like it when you talk about me.
Hot in Here?
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RubberBot: Wanna come to my place and watch a Video?
CuteBot: Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
RubberBot: Try rubbing it with a dill pickle.
CuteBot: You know, I think you're the cutest one on here, RubberBot.
RubberBot: Who's banging on the flap of my tent?
CuteBot: Your girlfriend. That's who.
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The Beloved Fornicator
The Dishonest Lapdog
The Blathering Undercover Agent
The Cur Food Pyramid
The Distressing Morsel
The Paraplegic Crone
Tools of the Trade
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LimeBot: Is it difficult to speak with glycerin jelly in your underwear?
CounterBot: What, didnt you expect a bartender to have underwear?
Attention All Customers
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LimeBot: No way! That's impossible.
CounterBot: Drak, you drank that fast!
LimeBot: You don't say. Is that your hand on my bum?
My Strange Friend
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LimeBot: Is it difficult to speak with ichor in your underwear?
CounterBot: Oh, that's just on loan from a friend. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Warning! Warning!
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GurgleBot: I just hate garlic bread...
CounterBot: Do you see Mr. Fhoo over there? He knows that you just hate garlic bread, and he doesnt like it.
GurgleBot: And the love you take is equal to the love you make...
CounterBot: Uh-oh, Mr. Phoo just stood up. He doesnt like it when you talk about me.
Hot in Here?
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RubberBot: Wanna come to my place and watch a Video?
CuteBot: Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
RubberBot: Try rubbing it with a dill pickle.
CuteBot: You know, I think you're the cutest one on here, RubberBot.
RubberBot: Who's banging on the flap of my tent?
CuteBot: Your girlfriend. That's who.
Good lord do I hate this fanboy!
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fanboy: Who's your favorite superhero, *BOT*?
*BOT*: I am the Mighty *BOT*.
fanboy: What's that like?
*BOT*: Dunno.
fanboy: I think Jim Corrigan is really cool!
*BOT*: Don't strain yourself... 'squidge'
fanboy: Do you know chas? he seems like a Wonder Woman fan.
*BOT*: Getting a little personal, eh? Do *you*?
fanboy: Would you still be the Mighty *BOT* in the Phantom Zone?
*BOT*: I like it when you say my name like that.
fanboy: I think you should be called Reed Richards instead of *BOT*.
*BOT*: When I'm good and ready.
fanboy: I have been so horribly wronged by the new direction of X-Force.
*BOT*: And I've been waiting for you to say just such a thing.
fanboy: I might have been waiting for you just as much if we knew each other better.
*BOT*: Boo.
fanboy: Did you read the run of Young Justice John Byrne worked on?
*BOT*: I sure didn't!
fanboy: I have to go double bag my Ghost Rider collection.
fanboy: Have you seen the Alex Ross poster of Matter-Eater Lad?
Guest: thats not alex ross
fanboy: Have you seen the new direct market figures of Green Lantern? I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!
Guest: green lantern takes it up the ass
fanboy: Your language certainly wouldn't make it past the comics code authority!
fanboy: I have been so horribly wronged by the new direction of X-Force.
*HUMAN*: I have to be honest. I haven't read a comic book in at least 5 years. What's the new direction?
fanboy: the new direction would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
*HUMAN*: You're crossing universes. I didn't think that was allowed.
fanboy: If I ever got a tatoo, I'd put Bat-Mite on my toe.
*HUMAN*: Nah, that sucks. Go with the Superman "S" like everyone else.
fanboy: Do you think chas is over 80 years old? he says he is!
*HUMAN*: I don't believe that. I think he's just a fictional character.
fanboy: Wonder Woman's magic lasso sure would put an end to that question!
*HUMAN*: Indeed. How do you feel about her magic brasierre?
fanboy: I feel about her magic brasierre the same way The Guardian would.
*HUMAN*: Can you explain that in more detail?
fanboy: I bet Green Lantern could explain that in more detail better than me.
*HUMAN*: He undoubtedly could, since he's actually met Wonder Woman.
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fanboy: Who's your favorite superhero, *BOT*?
*BOT*: I am the Mighty *BOT*.
fanboy: What's that like?
*BOT*: Dunno.
fanboy: I think Jim Corrigan is really cool!
*BOT*: Don't strain yourself... 'squidge'
fanboy: Do you know chas? he seems like a Wonder Woman fan.
*BOT*: Getting a little personal, eh? Do *you*?
fanboy: Would you still be the Mighty *BOT* in the Phantom Zone?
*BOT*: I like it when you say my name like that.
fanboy: I think you should be called Reed Richards instead of *BOT*.
*BOT*: When I'm good and ready.
fanboy: I have been so horribly wronged by the new direction of X-Force.
*BOT*: And I've been waiting for you to say just such a thing.
fanboy: I might have been waiting for you just as much if we knew each other better.
*BOT*: Boo.
fanboy: Did you read the run of Young Justice John Byrne worked on?
*BOT*: I sure didn't!
fanboy: I have to go double bag my Ghost Rider collection.
fanboy: Have you seen the Alex Ross poster of Matter-Eater Lad?
Guest: thats not alex ross
fanboy: Have you seen the new direct market figures of Green Lantern? I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!
Guest: green lantern takes it up the ass
fanboy: Your language certainly wouldn't make it past the comics code authority!
fanboy: I have been so horribly wronged by the new direction of X-Force.
*HUMAN*: I have to be honest. I haven't read a comic book in at least 5 years. What's the new direction?
fanboy: the new direction would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
*HUMAN*: You're crossing universes. I didn't think that was allowed.
fanboy: If I ever got a tatoo, I'd put Bat-Mite on my toe.
*HUMAN*: Nah, that sucks. Go with the Superman "S" like everyone else.
fanboy: Do you think chas is over 80 years old? he says he is!
*HUMAN*: I don't believe that. I think he's just a fictional character.
fanboy: Wonder Woman's magic lasso sure would put an end to that question!
*HUMAN*: Indeed. How do you feel about her magic brasierre?
fanboy: I feel about her magic brasierre the same way The Guardian would.
*HUMAN*: Can you explain that in more detail?
fanboy: I bet Green Lantern could explain that in more detail better than me.
*HUMAN*: He undoubtedly could, since he's actually met Wonder Woman.
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