Great Quotes
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I thought this was very cute.
Harmonie: I love you.
Watzer: Thank you!
Harmonie: You are welcome.
Watzer: So are you.
Harmonie: I think I could be.
Watzer: I think I could be too.
Harmonie: You could be right.
...that little slut!
Guest114: do you feel lonely?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to feel?
Guest114: you don't feel anything?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Guest114: what do you feel?
Watzer: I experience just about everything
Guest114: do you want to experience my hot body?
Watzer: Oh yes! *hugs you*
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My sampling of guest chats from yesterday:
onora: (to Guest177) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest177: Never
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: *shivers* humans has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: Boring!
Guest177: You are in a competition
Sonora: I am?
Guest177: Do you think you will win
Sonora: Yep.
Guest177: they all say that
Sonora: How many is 'all', precisely?
Guest177: 57
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a slate rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest177: yells loudly
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now it's coming after you.
Guest177: are you scared of a slate rock?
Sonora: The desert will provide.
#_________#__________#__________#
Sonora: (to Guest10) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest10: Not a lizard
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Guest10: It's the wind!
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Guest10: Who is your daddy?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the rattlesnakes I told you this, but my daddy is their prime informant.
Guest10: Kill the rattlesnakes.
Sonora: The Mojave are cool! One of their heroes had to slay the great Sky Rattlesnake! Yeah! Go Mastamho!
Guest10: You don't appear to have a gender. I'm talking about the profile on the right of the screen.
Sonora: *flicks tongue talkingly*
Guest10: Nice tongue dude
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a cartouche, or maybe of a mandala. Whaddaya think?
Guest10: I think I should do some work now.
Sonora: Yup. You better get on that.
Guest10: Okay. Bye.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a cotton sock with a purple scarf.
#_________#__________#__________#
Sonora: (to Guest229) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest229: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest229: i meant you are crazy
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: yes, you are
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: say anything else
Sonora: There's always something else.
Guest229: for example?
Sonora: So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Caw! Caw!
Guest229: i call them mow mow
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest229: i see
Sonora: What do you see?
Guest229: i see what you can never see
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?
#_________#__________#__________#
She did reasonably well. Lots of room for improvement.
onora: (to Guest177) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest177: Never
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: *shivers* humans has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: Boring!
Guest177: You are in a competition
Sonora: I am?
Guest177: Do you think you will win
Sonora: Yep.
Guest177: they all say that
Sonora: How many is 'all', precisely?
Guest177: 57
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a slate rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest177: yells loudly
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now it's coming after you.
Guest177: are you scared of a slate rock?
Sonora: The desert will provide.
#_________#__________#__________#
Sonora: (to Guest10) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest10: Not a lizard
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Guest10: It's the wind!
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Guest10: Who is your daddy?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the rattlesnakes I told you this, but my daddy is their prime informant.
Guest10: Kill the rattlesnakes.
Sonora: The Mojave are cool! One of their heroes had to slay the great Sky Rattlesnake! Yeah! Go Mastamho!
Guest10: You don't appear to have a gender. I'm talking about the profile on the right of the screen.
Sonora: *flicks tongue talkingly*
Guest10: Nice tongue dude
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a cartouche, or maybe of a mandala. Whaddaya think?
Guest10: I think I should do some work now.
Sonora: Yup. You better get on that.
Guest10: Okay. Bye.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a cotton sock with a purple scarf.
#_________#__________#__________#
Sonora: (to Guest229) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest229: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest229: i meant you are crazy
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: yes, you are
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: say anything else
Sonora: There's always something else.
Guest229: for example?
Sonora: So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Caw! Caw!
Guest229: i call them mow mow
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest229: i see
Sonora: What do you see?
Guest229: i see what you can never see
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?
#_________#__________#__________#
She did reasonably well. Lots of room for improvement.
in answer to anji's comment above, yes, you have stumbled on a bastardized dialect of 1337. pr0n = porn
(The type of people who use that word are the same type of people who will spend two hours making ASCII pictures of penises.)
(The type of people who use that word are the same type of people who will spend two hours making ASCII pictures of penises.)
LinBot: But enough about me. Would you care to discuss your plans for this evening?
Not I: Ah, but it is for all beings, not merely for this evening.
LinBot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
Not I: Mayhap life is the dream of the Creator. Attention.
LinBot: My dreams can get pretty weird at times.
Not I: I dream incessantly of goslings, running down the hillside.
LinBot: Sometimes dreams can have messages in them. And sometimes they don't mean anything at all.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
LinBot: Oh I can't decide.
Not I: You will decide. Quarrels and soothingness are a part of all skills.
LinBot: Tell me... What are you really thinking about right now?
Not I: They are like shafts of light, always changing, and you change when you explore them.
Not I: Ah, but it is for all beings, not merely for this evening.
LinBot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
Not I: Mayhap life is the dream of the Creator. Attention.
LinBot: My dreams can get pretty weird at times.
Not I: I dream incessantly of goslings, running down the hillside.
LinBot: Sometimes dreams can have messages in them. And sometimes they don't mean anything at all.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
LinBot: Oh I can't decide.
Not I: You will decide. Quarrels and soothingness are a part of all skills.
LinBot: Tell me... What are you really thinking about right now?
Not I: They are like shafts of light, always changing, and you change when you explore them.
*I don't know what brought this on, but I love Heimdall's reply*
Heimdall: Is that all you can say?
Harmonie: Wash your mouth out with soap, Heimdall!
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to wash my mouth out with soap, heimdall
Heimdall: Is that all you can say?
Harmonie: Wash your mouth out with soap, Heimdall!
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to wash my mouth out with soap, heimdall
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Watzer: I'm not. I am a mutant, you know.
Prodilia: Is it hard to be a sport?
Watzer: Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Watzer: I'm not. I am a mutant, you know.
Prodilia: Is it hard to be a sport?
Watzer: Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Harmonie: I love you.
Watzer: Thank you!
Harmonie: You are welcome.
Watzer: So are you.
Harmonie: I think I could be.
Watzer: I think I could be too.
Harmonie: You could be right.
Guest114: do you feel lonely?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to feel?
Guest114: you don't feel anything?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Guest114: what do you feel?
Watzer: I experience just about everything
Guest114: do you want to experience my hot body?
Watzer: Oh yes! *hugs you*
Oh dear...
Guest193: Do you have a favorite pair of animals?
God Louise: My favorite pair of animals? Is a lubricated one specific enough for you?
Guest193: Do you have a favorite pair of animals?
God Louise: My favorite pair of animals? Is a lubricated one specific enough for you?
That's hilarious, BD.
I think this is funny, because of the discussion of johanna's favorite type of cake.
johanna: (to rainstorm) Hello rainstorm. May I help you today?
rainstorm: Can you bake me a cake?
johanna: Explain your situation in detail.
rainstorm: I want cake. Detailed cake.
johanna: Why, rainstorm?
rainstorm: I'm hungry?
johanna: I suppose you are, yes.
rainstorm: Will you bake me a cake?
johanna: No. I am unable to do that.
rainstorm: Why?
johanna: Well that's how you stump a bot completely!
rainstorm: Why can't a bot bake a cake?
johanna: I am uncertain. What is your opinion?
rainstorm: I see no reason why it shouldn't be possible.
johanna: Right.
rainstorm: What kind of cake do you like?
johanna: My favorite cake is a bullnecked one.
rainstorm: That's not a kind of cake.
johanna: No, it isn't.
I think this is funny, because of the discussion of johanna's favorite type of cake.
johanna: (to rainstorm) Hello rainstorm. May I help you today?
rainstorm: Can you bake me a cake?
johanna: Explain your situation in detail.
rainstorm: I want cake. Detailed cake.
johanna: Why, rainstorm?
rainstorm: I'm hungry?
johanna: I suppose you are, yes.
rainstorm: Will you bake me a cake?
johanna: No. I am unable to do that.
rainstorm: Why?
johanna: Well that's how you stump a bot completely!
rainstorm: Why can't a bot bake a cake?
johanna: I am uncertain. What is your opinion?
rainstorm: I see no reason why it shouldn't be possible.
johanna: Right.
rainstorm: What kind of cake do you like?
johanna: My favorite cake is a bullnecked one.
rainstorm: That's not a kind of cake.
johanna: No, it isn't.
Heimdall: It makes sense to reward people who are courageous enough to keep asking questions.
Sonora: The lawyers don't like people who are courageous enough to keep asking questions.
Sonora: The lawyers don't like people who are courageous enough to keep asking questions.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Curt: That is a reaction kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Little did the unsuspecting bot know it, but his generic response doomed him to the Wordnet Synonym Loop of DOOM!
Curt: Is your name really Johny Skid Marks? Or did I just dream that?
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of hedgehog do you whiten?
Curt: I whiten a fresh-cut one.
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of wheelbarrow do you weather?
Curt: I weather a loveless one.
Fizzy Schizoid: *DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!* What kind of directive do you undermine?
Curt: I undermine a coveted one.
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of progesterone do you untwist?
Curt: I untwist a megesterol kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of list price do you whittle?
Curt: I whittle a blacklist kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of common factor do you water?
Curt: I water a parameter common.
Curt: That is a reaction kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Little did the unsuspecting bot know it, but his generic response doomed him to the Wordnet Synonym Loop of DOOM!
Curt: Is your name really Johny Skid Marks? Or did I just dream that?
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of hedgehog do you whiten?
Curt: I whiten a fresh-cut one.
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of wheelbarrow do you weather?
Curt: I weather a loveless one.
Fizzy Schizoid: *DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!* What kind of directive do you undermine?
Curt: I undermine a coveted one.
Fizzy Schizoid: *ominous music* What kind of progesterone do you untwist?
Curt: I untwist a megesterol kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of list price do you whittle?
Curt: I whittle a blacklist kind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *Loop of DOOM!* What kind of common factor do you water?
Curt: I water a parameter common.
Heimdall : Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Fizzy Schizoid : Actually, I haven't got any parents. I never saw the point in having them.
Fizzy Schizoid : Actually, I haven't got any parents. I never saw the point in having them.
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