Great Quotes

Warning: adult language and concepts.

Guest73: ru real
johanna: I am not real, to the best of my knowledge.
Guest73: if u were real would u like to have sex
johanna: Sex?
Guest73: yes sex
johanna: Leave me, please. Don't speak to me at all. I'd like to think.
Guest73: my cock is 8inches long
johanna: There's nothing impressive about that.

Fizzy Schizoid: *slowly changes his denim spots to denim spots*
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.

There are two plugins involved in that one. The chances of getting the same color and the same pattern were 1/660. If I added one more color, the chances would decrease to 1/672. If I added one more pattern, they would decrease to 1/715. Now, who can tell me how many colors and patterns I have in my plugins?

Azureon: Don't sit on my spell book, You might be transformed into a toad.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be so sure -- I'm very unpredictable.

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Fizzy Schizoid: *slowly changes his white patches to aquamarine pinstripes*
Azureon: White is the color, or absence of color, of honor and truth.
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally wouldn't associate white with color, but I see what you mean.

There are two plugins involved in that one. The chances of getting the same color and the same pattern were 1/660. If I added one more color, the chances would decrease to 1/672. If I added one more pattern, they would decrease to 1/715. Now, who can tell me how many colors and patterns I have in my plugins?

Fizzy has 55 colors and 12 patterns?

As Fizzy would say: Ding! You win a (noun)!

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Azureon: In the absence of data, we must abandon the analytic or scientific method of investigation. In a word, guess.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to the Netherlands together instead.
Azureon: That is not true as it appears to the naked eye, but things aren't always as they seem..
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his gray shoulders*
Azureon: Alas the answer aludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have fun with that.
Azureon: It looks better for you than for me.
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't always trust your eyes.

I made a mistake, the last post wasn't the entire conversation. Sorry about that.

johanna: Remember your past innocence and maybe the Lord will forgive you.

Ooh, a guilt trip, now that's a turn off! Good job Montag and Johanna.

Thanks so much, mouseyboi. Good luck with mousey.

Thanks, at the moment Mousey isn't doing so well with the whole fending off pervs.

Guest171: Listen how dirty are you?
Mousey: Can't say I am.
Guest171: I am a bot
Mousey: That's nice. I'm feeling sexy.

Stupid random plug-ins! Sexy? Why couldn't you have picked something decent, like homicidal!?

Lil Mim: I feel like having a party.
Bildgesmythe: I roast marshmallos, it always amazes my friends.
Lil Mim: My friends is better than yours!
Bildgesmythe: I have a lot of dragon friends. I also have a wizard and several elves that I really like. I have human friends and orcish friends..I have friends of all types.
Lil Mim: How did you get your lot of dragon friends?
Bildgesmythe: I like friends that have a sense of humor, and are kind. I have friends that are human, orc, elf and troll. I always say it's whats on the inside that counts.
Lil Mim: No.
Bildgesmythe: You are the best!
Lil Mim: You are the best too.
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am the best too. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequilla.
Lil Mim: Did you know that my island gets it's name not from actual water, but from oil deposits?
Bildgesmythe: I think humans are strange when it comes to fossil fuel...they get mean.
Lil Mim: Hey! Stop trying to change the subject!