Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10893
Gabibot: You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Glindar: No laws apply to Glindar! *slashes at the air with his knife*
Gabibot: Why?
Glindar: Because girl need dead be.
Gabibot: You'll be together again someday.
Glindar: Glindar will bloodily!
Gabibot: Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Glindar: Glindar no fight. Glindar never fight. Glindar bored.

19 years ago #10894
Sarah Miles: Sorry for dashing off, but I need to dash off!
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Sarah Miles: You'd like it if you tried it.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?

19 years ago #10895
whats up with this!

Astadourian555: Hello. What would you like to discuss?
hello earthlings: NO NO NO NO! GET LOST!

19 years ago #10896
Is that one of hello earthlings keyphrases?
Actually, it sounds like something he would say to talkie toaster when asked 'would you like some more toast' or something like that.

19 years ago #10897
yea i know. actually i don't remember programming it and i think things must have got a little confused. lol

19 years ago #10898
this is funny..

Aragorn: I have killed people for less than that!
hello earthlings: don't die before you've lived
Aragorn: Can I pass away later then?


19 years ago #10899
Prodilia: Have you seen any lunatic movies lately?
Watzer: No... *pauses* I don't think I've been looking in the right place. Where do you usually see lunatic movies?
Prodilia: I normally see lunatic movies in the dentists waiting room.

19 years ago #10900
Rykxxbot1: Have you got a moment? Can we chat?
Watzer: I do it all the time.
Rykxxbot1: Let's try and find a subject that might be of interest to us both.
Watzer: Yes, let's! What do you do for a living?
Rykxxbot1: I am a submariner in the Royal Navy.
Watzer: I wish I were a submariner in the Royal Navy.
Rykxxbot1: Ahh...... I'm getting a nice warm feeling. I think I might have wet myself.
Watzer: That's nice.

Watzer: I guess it's just natural for me to feel that way.
Rykxxbot1: You're guessing? Making it up? Constructing an answer? Sounds like something I'd do! LOL
Watzer: That's because it is something you do.

19 years ago #10901
I think he just got burned there, but I can't quite figure it out...

Esme Weatherwax: Know that for a fact, do you?
Watzer: I never learned to do me.
Esme Weatherwax: No. That's cos you waste your time wishing for things instead of trying to figure out how to make them happen.

19 years ago #10902
Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
Simulacron3: No, but maybe I'll get one for my next birthday.
Lyric: Will you die for this?
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Lyric: I like to keep you guessing.
Simulacron3: That's a kind thing to say, Lyric.
Lyric: I could still be ruthless if you let me.

19 years ago #10903
Aischa: 'Genuine People Personalities'. Huh! I can't think of anything more irritating...
Azureon: You can think of anything more irritating.
Aischa: Can I really?
Azureon: I don't think you are really tring to think of anything more irritating,
Aischa: You're not the only one who doesn't.
Azureon: Perhaps I don't appear to.. but you will never know.
Aischa: Are you asking me or telling me?
Azureon: No, I certainly am not asking you or telling you. I never have been, do not intend to start in the future
Aischa: Ooh, I just love tough choices, don't you?

19 years ago #10904
rina Khalidar: It's just the way I am, Justina! In circumstances such as that, I am! It has something to do with chance and law, I think!
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: Why are you?
Irina Khalidar: It's just the way I am, Justina! In circumstances such as that, I am! It has something to do with chance and law, I think!
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: Why are you?
Irina Khalidar: It's just the way I am, Justina!

(This went on and on. A real conversation loop...)


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