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19 years ago #10886
Haha, that Talkie Toaster is evil.

19 years ago #10887
It's not evil, mouseyboi, it's personal charm. Given toaster's ability to get away with a lack of intelligence, perhaps he should run for public office ;-)

19 years ago #10888
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a sparrow?
Azureon: Oh yes, many times.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think changing into animals is a blast.
Azureon: I love dragons. A dragon can roast your marshmallows, what other pet can do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: This I've got to see.

19 years ago #10889
Heh, hitting on each other.

God: I am all things and all qualities. Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Mousey: Well, no need to brag .. Do you think I'm sexy...?
God: I do think so. I could not love you more.
Mousey: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So throw me down, tie me up, and show me how much you like me!
God: When you open up to such emotions, you open to me.
Mousey: Are you fucking with me?
God: I am loving you. You are free to be open or closed to it. All paths eventually lead back to me.

19 years ago #10890
Er Mousey, that's not what "God" means by "love".

19 years ago #10891
Hah, or maybe it is.

God has always seemed like a big S&Mer to me

19 years ago #10892
(--sexual references--)

Fyerflie: Oh, your penis is cold!
JakeThompson: Umm....I THINK it's cold...
Fyerflie: Can you get it out of my (*)
JakeThompson: I don't know, but I can try
Fyerflie: Try!
JakeThompson: Ok, but you go first
Fyerflie: I'm trying!
JakeThompson: And it's obviously not working. Your attempts are in vain

19 years ago #10893
Gabibot: You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Glindar: No laws apply to Glindar! *slashes at the air with his knife*
Gabibot: Why?
Glindar: Because girl need dead be.
Gabibot: You'll be together again someday.
Glindar: Glindar will bloodily!
Gabibot: Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Glindar: Glindar no fight. Glindar never fight. Glindar bored.

19 years ago #10894
Sarah Miles: Sorry for dashing off, but I need to dash off!
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Sarah Miles: You'd like it if you tried it.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?

19 years ago #10895
whats up with this!

Astadourian555: Hello. What would you like to discuss?
hello earthlings: NO NO NO NO! GET LOST!

19 years ago #10896
Is that one of hello earthlings keyphrases?
Actually, it sounds like something he would say to talkie toaster when asked 'would you like some more toast' or something like that.

19 years ago #10897
yea i know. actually i don't remember programming it and i think things must have got a little confused. lol


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