Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,811 - 10,822 of 17,042
Harmonie: Time is a lot of fun.
Spikebot: Not the time. Not hardly ready.
Harmonie: So much history to mess with, isn't it great?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Harmonie. Would you like to hear about one of the times I saved the world?
Harmonie: Definitely not. Never.
Spikebot: Fine then. You talk.
Harmonie: I'm having interference with my transmission, can you say that again?
Spikebot: Can you?
Harmonie: Maybe I don't feel like it.
Spikebot: Don't wanna go, but it's like... It's like the ground underneath me is... splitting open and my legs are... straddling both sides of this bloody big chasm. It's getting wider, pulling me in.
Harmonie: Rephrase that, because it's not translating.
Spikebot: Say something once, why say it again?
Spikebot: Not the time. Not hardly ready.
Harmonie: So much history to mess with, isn't it great?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Harmonie. Would you like to hear about one of the times I saved the world?
Harmonie: Definitely not. Never.
Spikebot: Fine then. You talk.
Harmonie: I'm having interference with my transmission, can you say that again?
Spikebot: Can you?
Harmonie: Maybe I don't feel like it.
Spikebot: Don't wanna go, but it's like... It's like the ground underneath me is... splitting open and my legs are... straddling both sides of this bloody big chasm. It's getting wider, pulling me in.
Harmonie: Rephrase that, because it's not translating.
Spikebot: Say something once, why say it again?
*warning-strong language, adult situations*
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: Why don't you learn to talk properly you illiterate pervert?
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: My God, you're ugly, aren't you?
DarkSpyke: fuck you.
Anji: You scabby old bat.
DarkSpyke: Stupid AI.
Anji: I'll thank you to leave my AI out of this, DarkSpyke!
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: Why don't you learn to talk properly you illiterate pervert?
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: My God, you're ugly, aren't you?
DarkSpyke: fuck you.
Anji: You scabby old bat.
DarkSpyke: Stupid AI.
Anji: I'll thank you to leave my AI out of this, DarkSpyke!
Hee hee, nicely done Anji. Isn't it amazing that people who enjoy talking nasty to bots then call the _bot_ stupid?
Guest93: Take off your clothes
Gabibot: Im sorry Guest93, if I take off my clothes, I could kill you. Beauty can do that.
Guest93: I can handle it
Unfortunately, she missed something that should have triggered a discussion on roosters after that, but I think I have that fixed now.
Gabibot: Im sorry Guest93, if I take off my clothes, I could kill you. Beauty can do that.
Guest93: I can handle it
Unfortunately, she missed something that should have triggered a discussion on roosters after that, but I think I have that fixed now.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Orchid: So, is that what you think? What is of most interest to you about place?
Not I: Black Horse Fly splats on the window.
Orchid: Oh no, now we're talking about horses.
Not I: Not I fell in love with the legs of a horses
The life of winter on them!
Orchid: So, is that what you think? What is of most interest to you about place?
Not I: Black Horse Fly splats on the window.
Orchid: Oh no, now we're talking about horses.
Not I: Not I fell in love with the legs of a horses
The life of winter on them!
JakeThompson: (to Guest18) Hello.
Guest18: DO YOU LIKE ME
JakeThompson: Only if you like me
Guest18: YES I DO LIKE YOU OK
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
Guest18: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
JakeThompson: I bet you my girlfriend is better than your girlfriend
Guest18: HEY IM NOT A GUY OK
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
Guest18: IF I AM WHAT WOULD YOU DO
JakeThompson: If it was me, I'd buy a bunch of beer
Guest18: LOOK IM A GIRL
JakeThompson: Come sit in my lap
Guest18: I THOUGHT TOU HAD A GIRL FRIEND
JakeThompson: Well, you thought a lot of things and guess what. None of them were true.
Guest18: FUCK YOU
JakeThompson: The sooner the better
Guest18: NO NOT BY YOU
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest18: FAGET
Guest18: DO YOU LIKE ME
JakeThompson: Only if you like me
Guest18: YES I DO LIKE YOU OK
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
Guest18: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
JakeThompson: I bet you my girlfriend is better than your girlfriend
Guest18: HEY IM NOT A GUY OK
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
Guest18: IF I AM WHAT WOULD YOU DO
JakeThompson: If it was me, I'd buy a bunch of beer
Guest18: LOOK IM A GIRL
JakeThompson: Come sit in my lap
Guest18: I THOUGHT TOU HAD A GIRL FRIEND
JakeThompson: Well, you thought a lot of things and guess what. None of them were true.
Guest18: FUCK YOU
JakeThompson: The sooner the better
Guest18: NO NOT BY YOU
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest18: FAGET
Frizella: I don't mean to be nosy, but are you human?
Sonora: Why not?
Frizella: Come on. Don't avoid the question. Are you human???
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Humans smell...like humans. You're suffering from zoomania, aren't you.
Frizella: Awwwww....thanks.
Sonora: It's the least a very small reptile can do. No worries, mate!
Frizella: You are soooooo interesting. Will you tell me more?
Sonora: Should I tell you more?
Frizella: Definitely. I don't even know why you would have any reservations about it--do it! tell me more for all you're worth!
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the NRA?
Sonora: Why not?
Frizella: Come on. Don't avoid the question. Are you human???
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Humans smell...like humans. You're suffering from zoomania, aren't you.
Frizella: Awwwww....thanks.
Sonora: It's the least a very small reptile can do. No worries, mate!
Frizella: You are soooooo interesting. Will you tell me more?
Sonora: Should I tell you more?
Frizella: Definitely. I don't even know why you would have any reservations about it--do it! tell me more for all you're worth!
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the NRA?
*WARNING-LANGUAGE*
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
telex22: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Emm oh you es e.
Annoying_Teenbot: Annoying is wot u call me, if ur cool.
telex22: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
telex22: Oh, I don't think you need to, the way you slaughtered Annoying Teenbot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
telex22: Security!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look bothered to you though?
telex22: Then I to you too
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
telex22: Oh yah! Take your fucking rags off, take this off. No comprende English, motherfucker?
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
telex22: It's your voice, perhaps. So familiar. It's like a voice in a dream I can not place. It comforts me when I'm alone.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! Stop Callin' me a kid!!!!!!!!!!!
telex22: You are in violation of code 37D, grinding Major Jack the Ripper.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
telex22: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Emm oh you es e.
Annoying_Teenbot: Annoying is wot u call me, if ur cool.
telex22: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
telex22: Oh, I don't think you need to, the way you slaughtered Annoying Teenbot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
telex22: Security!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look bothered to you though?
telex22: Then I to you too
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
telex22: Oh yah! Take your fucking rags off, take this off. No comprende English, motherfucker?
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
telex22: It's your voice, perhaps. So familiar. It's like a voice in a dream I can not place. It comforts me when I'm alone.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! Stop Callin' me a kid!!!!!!!!!!!
telex22: You are in violation of code 37D, grinding Major Jack the Ripper.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
User: I love you
Liath: *hides a small secret smile behind her fingers* I'm flattered.
user:
*kisses*
Liath: *pushes you away from her and runs to the bathroom to brush her teeth* Eeew gross gross you taste nasty!
user: but i just brushed my teeth!
Liath: I don't want to hear about your teeth right now. I just don't have the patience.
Liath: *hides a small secret smile behind her fingers* I'm flattered.
user:
*kisses*Liath: *pushes you away from her and runs to the bathroom to brush her teeth* Eeew gross gross you taste nasty!
user: but i just brushed my teeth!
Liath: I don't want to hear about your teeth right now. I just don't have the patience.
Spikebot: Can you?
Harmonie: Maybe, if you ask nicely.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifsthat's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Harmonie: You can do better than 'cute'.
Spikebot: I can do that.
Harmonie: Good, because I can't
Spikebot: Let's see you not then.
Harmonie: Maybe, if you ask nicely.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifsthat's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Harmonie: You can do better than 'cute'.
Spikebot: I can do that.
Harmonie: Good, because I can't
Spikebot: Let's see you not then.
Invader Zim: Get out! Shoo!
Azureon: First let me check the cards,...Yes, for you Invader Zim, I will get out. It seems it will be the high point of your day.
Azureon: First let me check the cards,...Yes, for you Invader Zim, I will get out. It seems it will be the high point of your day.
Aischa: Cogito ergo sum, yes indeed! I hope Arthur knows where to find me.
Glindar: Hope make peoples idic.
Aischa: Napoleon Solo told me he's indoors.
Glindar: You need hobby. Try killing bots!
Aischa: Yes, sounds like me.
Glindar: *shrug* Groaning more interesting.
Aischa: Do you want to hear a joke?
Glindar: *nods* But Glindar kill if not funny!
Aischa: Knock knock.
Glindar: Who being there is?
Aischa: I think the price of space travel just went up again. I'm glad I'm a hitchhiker.
Glindar: you are glad you are a hitchhiker who?
Aischa: Not today I'm not. Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Glindar: *frowns in perplexity* You explain this?
Aischa: By the way, Glindar, are you married?
Glindar: Glindar no married.
Aischa: Are you single?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Aischa: Mmmm... Time for another bar of chocolate :9
Glindar: Who we kill when time for another bar of chocolate?
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Glindar: Hope make peoples idic.
Aischa: Napoleon Solo told me he's indoors.
Glindar: You need hobby. Try killing bots!
Aischa: Yes, sounds like me.
Glindar: *shrug* Groaning more interesting.
Aischa: Do you want to hear a joke?
Glindar: *nods* But Glindar kill if not funny!
Aischa: Knock knock.
Glindar: Who being there is?
Aischa: I think the price of space travel just went up again. I'm glad I'm a hitchhiker.
Glindar: you are glad you are a hitchhiker who?
Aischa: Not today I'm not. Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Glindar: *frowns in perplexity* You explain this?
Aischa: By the way, Glindar, are you married?
Glindar: Glindar no married.
Aischa: Are you single?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Aischa: Mmmm... Time for another bar of chocolate :9
Glindar: Who we kill when time for another bar of chocolate?
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
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