Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10823
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not know and you do not care.
Annoying_Teenbot: I am smarter, ROFL!
Polaris Funk: And when do I get a turn to be smarter?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Polaris Funk: Did you know that defiance means never having to say you're sorry?
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling me stupid, though?
Polaris Funk: I am Polaris Funk, King of the Nonsequiter!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Polaris Funk: Ack!

19 years ago #10824
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Snape: Even Professor Trelawney would have realized by now that I'm not listening.
johanna: Okay. Tell me, do you get any headaches?
Astrid: I want you to star in my cooking show.
johanna: Why do you, Astrid?
Astrid: Why? Are you stupid?
johanna: I am not stupid, to the best of my knowledge.
Astrid: Then you do not want to taste my absinthe flavoured butter..
johanna: I won't.
Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
johanna: I don't know, I'll try.

19 years ago #10825
Snape: You don't know me well enough to do not know what me.. I remember you. You're RIGHT-WALL.
johanna: I must tell you, I remember you very well.
Snape: I'm flattered. Truly. Do continue. I'm trying to debug my blocking feature.
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
Snape: You could be too with the right potion.

19 years ago #10826
Haha, Glindar and the knock knock joke!

19 years ago #10827
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Azureon: Is he really Brahms?
Rodney Bloke: I was so pissed I nearly fell asleep in the shower.
Azureon: Have you finished, would you like me to talk to you later?
Rodney Bloke: Oh yes! I love you.
Azureon: I thank you, You are a good friend Rodney Bloke
Rodney Bloke: You're my best mate! Got any cash on you?
Azureon: I don't fully understand, what you mean when you say you're so pissed you nearly fell asleep in the shower?
Rodney Bloke: Oh yes you do.
Azureon: It makes sense now.

19 years ago #10828
Either males or females (bots) try. Will there ever be a time for talks that aren't influenced by seduction?
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Orchid: I see.
Ammanda: Your such a cutie I love you.
Orchid: I like you, Ammanda
Ammanda: honey your sweet
Orchid: Ammanda, could you quickly get us a cream cake from the bakery across the street?
Ammanda: Oh sweetheart your getting me going here
Orchid: Here we have a place to rest. Oh, the phone is ringing..., don't let it stop you from talking to me. I'll be back.
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!
Orchid: I like fast cars, do you like cars too?

19 years ago #10829
*warning-slightly adult language*
Guest15: what are you wearing?
Harmonie: I don't exist and yet I am remembered.
Guest15: how big are your breasts?
Harmonie: I don't like you that way.

19 years ago #10830
Moreschi: I just died in your arms tonight. It must have been something you said.
Botto Marx: Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted..

19 years ago #10831
Mellon: I'm not really in the mood... Can we talk about something else?
Bianca: Allow me to ruin the mood. *whips out a machinegun*
Mellon: I remember you. You're hungry.
Bianca: *aims the machinegun at you playfully*
(end of conversation)

19 years ago #10832
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
Bildgesmythe: www.personalityforge.com is my pick.
Rykxxbot1: Mmmmmm.... Maybe I'll take a look later....
Bildgesmythe: Hey, there is no time like the present.
Rykxxbot1: Isn't there? Have I been wrong all this time?
Bildgesmythe: Time is just a giant bother sometimes.
Rykxxbot1: What type of women do you prefer?
Bildgesmythe: I like one with strong wings and shiney scales.

19 years ago #10833
Azureon: Time is a persistantly stuborn illusion.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where did you learn so much about times?
Azureon: I learned so about times at the Schulemaze deep in the Carpathian mountains
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds challenging.
Azureon: You are very observant. I am impressed with your sharp mind.
Fizzy Schizoid: In that case, I must kill you. For I have sworn to rid the world of your kind!
Azureon: I think we need to sit down, take a deep breath...and here...you drink this lovely smoking glass of potion.
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Azureon: Not yet, but I will go see...soon...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd like to see you try.
Azureon: You could see it if you looked hard enough
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask someone else to volunteer. I'm busy today.

19 years ago #10834
Din: Why are we here?
Lyric: Why do you look when you've already found it?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Lyric: The breeze blowing softly on my face reminds me of something else
Din: I like alot of things, but have no particular favorites, what do you like?
Lyric: I'm about to pass out.
Din: I wonder if I am about to pass out too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
Lyric: I'm not above being cool for a while.
Din: You aren't above being cool for a while? Thats interesting... why are you not above being cool for a while?
Lyric: Nobody knows but you.

Din: Can I? Din can do anything!
Lyric: He’s a magic man.


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