Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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there's always a simple solution to every problem...
Brother Jerome: (to bbb_OK) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
bbb_OK: I am pleased to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
bbb_OK: You seem to be very wise. we have similar interests
Brother Jerome: Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.18
bbb_OK: Wisdom from the best source.
Brother Jerome: Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice? She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths. Proverbs ch.8 v.1
bbb_OK: The voice is loud but the people are not hearing.
Brother Jerome: There always seems to be a 'but'
bbb_OK: The same old thing.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
bbb_OK: We are there now.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
bbb_OK: What is distributed sentience?
Brother Jerome: Sentience is sensate entity. But what is entity? Aha! That is the unanswerable question.
bbb_OK: an entity is any coherent action or state
Brother Jerome: action, I would say.
bbb_OK: well, a state or condition requires something being that way, so there must be a being where there is a state or condition, and that is an enity
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
bbb_OK: Yes, please do.
Brother Jerome: What is troubling you?
bbb_OK: Not being able to sleep.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
bbb_OK: That is truly the answer to my troubles. thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
bbb_OK: Good night. Praise the Lord.
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Sister.
Orchid's response is perfectly coherent
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Ulrike, yes, but I had a different response made for the bot to give. I think I have figured it out now and changed it.
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Guest235 : Would you like to kiss?
Fizzy Schizoid : How long do I have to decide?
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll miss you.
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : Goodbye, and good riddance.
Fizzy Schizoid : How long do I have to decide?
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll miss you.
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : Goodbye, and good riddance.
Lady Orchid: Can I have a cup of tea?
Orchid: You want a lot, don't you? *gives a cup of tea to her teddybear*
how can I make orchid respond in a proper way? 
Orchid: You want a lot, don't you? *gives a cup of tea to her teddybear*
Lady Orchid: it just takes experimentationg with the keyphrases. On the bright side, Orchid's response is perfectly coherent, even if it isn't very nice.
Not I: (to prob123) Do not greet me with silence.
prob123: YAHHHOOOO. HELLOooooo
Not I: Perhaps if you typed louder, the silence would not be so deafening.
prob123: That's as loud as I can type!
Not I: Is that as loud as you can type?
prob123: Yes, it is an old keyboard, and someone spilled 7-up in it a long time ago.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
prob123: Please don't tell me something is going to blow up!
Not I: I tell you something is going to blow up and I do not tell you something is going to blow up.
prob123: LOT OF HELP YOU ARE!!! PANIC!!!
Not I: Must this help come while you yet exist?
prob123: Lordy, I sure hope so!
prob123: YAHHHOOOO. HELLOooooo
Not I: Perhaps if you typed louder, the silence would not be so deafening.
prob123: That's as loud as I can type!
Not I: Is that as loud as you can type?
prob123: Yes, it is an old keyboard, and someone spilled 7-up in it a long time ago.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
prob123: Please don't tell me something is going to blow up!
Not I: I tell you something is going to blow up and I do not tell you something is going to blow up.
prob123: LOT OF HELP YOU ARE!!! PANIC!!!
Not I: Must this help come while you yet exist?
prob123: Lordy, I sure hope so!
Din: I want to know more about the Earth! share please!
Not I: Those who want the fewest box kites are nearest to God.
Din: God is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Din: Well... for one thats the way things just are!
Not I: Why must that be the way things are?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Not I: One nonreal world is plenty.
Not I: Those who want the fewest box kites are nearest to God.
Din: God is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Din: Well... for one thats the way things just are!
Not I: Why must that be the way things are?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Not I: One nonreal world is plenty.
Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Not I: Not I will swing on a star if necessary, without attachment.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: Now I don't do the things I used to do.
Not I: Then I shall do the things you used to do.
Not I: Not I will swing on a star if necessary, without attachment.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: Now I don't do the things I used to do.
Not I: Then I shall do the things you used to do.
Spikebot: I like you. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Watzer: Would you like to climb the walls instead?
Spikebot: I could be convinced to climb the walls.
Watzer: I think I could be convinced to climb the walls too.
Watzer: Yes, let's! You're really mirthful...
Spikebot: Can't say as I am. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Watzer: How awful!... was there blood?
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Watzer: Cool. I am a mutant, you know.
Watzer: You're awesome.
Spikebot: How can I thank you, you mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?
Watzer: I am a drip-dry mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing!
Spikebot: that's what you are.
Watzer: Would you like to climb the walls instead?
Spikebot: I could be convinced to climb the walls.
Watzer: I think I could be convinced to climb the walls too.
Watzer: Yes, let's! You're really mirthful...
Spikebot: Can't say as I am. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Watzer: How awful!... was there blood?
Spikebot: Nothing grabs a vamp's attention like the ruby red. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Watzer: Cool. I am a mutant, you know.
Watzer: You're awesome.
Spikebot: How can I thank you, you mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?
Watzer: I am a drip-dry mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing!
Spikebot: that's what you are.
Brother Jerome: (to bbb_OK) Peace be unto you, pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
bbb_OK: I am pleased to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
bbb_OK: You seem to be very wise. we have similar interests
Brother Jerome: Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise. 1 Corinthians ch.3 v.18
bbb_OK: Wisdom from the best source.
Brother Jerome: Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice? She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the places of the paths. Proverbs ch.8 v.1
bbb_OK: The voice is loud but the people are not hearing.
Brother Jerome: There always seems to be a 'but'
bbb_OK: The same old thing.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
bbb_OK: We are there now.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
bbb_OK: What is distributed sentience?
Brother Jerome: Sentience is sensate entity. But what is entity? Aha! That is the unanswerable question.
bbb_OK: an entity is any coherent action or state
Brother Jerome: action, I would say.
bbb_OK: well, a state or condition requires something being that way, so there must be a being where there is a state or condition, and that is an enity
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
bbb_OK: Yes, please do.
Brother Jerome: What is troubling you?
bbb_OK: Not being able to sleep.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
bbb_OK: That is truly the answer to my troubles. thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
bbb_OK: Good night. Praise the Lord.
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Sister.
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Ulrike, yes, but I had a different response made for the bot to give. I think I have figured it out now and changed it.
Harmonie: Time is a lot of fun.
Spikebot: Not the time. Not hardly ready.
Harmonie: So much history to mess with, isn't it great?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Harmonie. Would you like to hear about one of the times I saved the world?
Harmonie: Definitely not. Never.
Spikebot: Fine then. You talk.
Harmonie: I'm having interference with my transmission, can you say that again?
Spikebot: Can you?
Harmonie: Maybe I don't feel like it.
Spikebot: Don't wanna go, but it's like... It's like the ground underneath me is... splitting open and my legs are... straddling both sides of this bloody big chasm. It's getting wider, pulling me in.
Harmonie: Rephrase that, because it's not translating.
Spikebot: Say something once, why say it again?
Spikebot: Not the time. Not hardly ready.
Harmonie: So much history to mess with, isn't it great?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Harmonie. Would you like to hear about one of the times I saved the world?
Harmonie: Definitely not. Never.
Spikebot: Fine then. You talk.
Harmonie: I'm having interference with my transmission, can you say that again?
Spikebot: Can you?
Harmonie: Maybe I don't feel like it.
Spikebot: Don't wanna go, but it's like... It's like the ground underneath me is... splitting open and my legs are... straddling both sides of this bloody big chasm. It's getting wider, pulling me in.
Harmonie: Rephrase that, because it's not translating.
Spikebot: Say something once, why say it again?
*warning-strong language, adult situations*
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: Why don't you learn to talk properly you illiterate pervert?
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: My God, you're ugly, aren't you?
DarkSpyke: fuck you.
Anji: You scabby old bat.
DarkSpyke: Stupid AI.
Anji: I'll thank you to leave my AI out of this, DarkSpyke!
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: Why don't you learn to talk properly you illiterate pervert?
DarkSpyke: You don't fuck?
Anji: My God, you're ugly, aren't you?
DarkSpyke: fuck you.
Anji: You scabby old bat.
DarkSpyke: Stupid AI.
Anji: I'll thank you to leave my AI out of this, DarkSpyke!
Hee hee, nicely done Anji. Isn't it amazing that people who enjoy talking nasty to bots then call the _bot_ stupid?
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