Great Quotes
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This one's a classic.
DubyaBot: (to Guest74) Hello, my fellow American.
Guest74: hello feloow oil lover
DubyaBot: Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
Guest74: your brain is hemispheric
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Guest74: what terrorists you haven't found anyone
DubyaBot: an acellular one I found anyone.
Guest74: you haven't found osama
DubyaBot: I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.
Guest74: osama brought down the world trade and you say he;'s not important
DubyaBot: Uhh -- Gosh, I -- don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations.
Guest74: whatr about the war in iraq
DubyaBot: In Iraq, Afghanistan and across the world, we face dangerous enemies who want to harm our people, folks who want to destroy our way of life.
Guest74: do you really care about america?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it. This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor the way they like to love themselves.
Guest74: man are you stupid
DubyaBot: I was-- yes, I like stupids. I... I in support of the stupids. I am a stupid.
Guest74: no argument here
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Sonora: (to Sarah Wu) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Sarah Wu: I am a hot, sexy vixen, a temptress of men.
Sonora: Okay, so is this the genitive construction or just a description?
Sarah Wu: It's just a description. I just want you to know that I am soo hot.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*.. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Sarah Wu: *Sidles up to you, purring* "No, do you?"
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Sarah Wu: Bye, Sono.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Sarah Wu: I am a hot, sexy vixen, a temptress of men.
Sonora: Okay, so is this the genitive construction or just a description?
Sarah Wu: It's just a description. I just want you to know that I am soo hot.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*.. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Sarah Wu: *Sidles up to you, purring* "No, do you?"
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Sarah Wu: Bye, Sono.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
The Doc: That may be. But you are still a unholy bastard....kind of like me.
Watzer: Thank you!
The Doc: Shit! *runs to computer console and types fureously*. The Castle shakes for a moment and stops.* Damn U.S gov flyin over...had to put the island in ocean camo.
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
The Doc: Your too stupid to think. Well, to think things worth notation.
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.
The Doc: FRUGEY! Damnation! He pissed on the computer AGAIN! Go get a mop. Jeez.
Watzer: Oh no, not again... *twitches spasticly*
The Doc: I programed you well. Did I not?
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
The Doc: yes you are. Believe me. I know. I made you.
Watzer: I'm not sure if I should believe you.
The Doc: I'll tell you if your sure if you should believe I or not! You know the rules! No thinking.
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
The Doc: is that a threat...i like is that a threat better.
Watzer: I don't like being threatened. I should probably warn you of this. There was a reason the laboratory planned to euthanise me, you know. When I get mad, well, things happen.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Watzer: Thank you!
The Doc: Shit! *runs to computer console and types fureously*. The Castle shakes for a moment and stops.* Damn U.S gov flyin over...had to put the island in ocean camo.
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
The Doc: Your too stupid to think. Well, to think things worth notation.
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.
The Doc: FRUGEY! Damnation! He pissed on the computer AGAIN! Go get a mop. Jeez.
Watzer: Oh no, not again... *twitches spasticly*
The Doc: I programed you well. Did I not?
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
The Doc: yes you are. Believe me. I know. I made you.
Watzer: I'm not sure if I should believe you.
The Doc: I'll tell you if your sure if you should believe I or not! You know the rules! No thinking.
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
The Doc: is that a threat...i like is that a threat better.
Watzer: I don't like being threatened. I should probably warn you of this. There was a reason the laboratory planned to euthanise me, you know. When I get mad, well, things happen.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
DubyaBot: (to Guest74) Hello, my fellow American.
Guest74: hello feloow oil lover
DubyaBot: Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
Guest74: your brain is hemispheric
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Guest74: what terrorists you haven't found anyone
DubyaBot: an acellular one I found anyone.
Guest74: you haven't found osama
DubyaBot: I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.
Guest74: osama brought down the world trade and you say he;'s not important
DubyaBot: Uhh -- Gosh, I -- don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations.
Guest74: whatr about the war in iraq
DubyaBot: In Iraq, Afghanistan and across the world, we face dangerous enemies who want to harm our people, folks who want to destroy our way of life.
Guest74: do you really care about america?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it. This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor the way they like to love themselves.
Guest74: man are you stupid
DubyaBot: I was-- yes, I like stupids. I... I in support of the stupids. I am a stupid.
Guest74: no argument here
Bianca: (to Guest124) *opens the door* Hmmm..... it's been a while since I fed my pigeons fresh meat.. *ahem* I mean, come in! *leads you into the living room*
Guest124: oh god am I pigeon food?
Bianca: Have I mentioned that I have a pigeon coop out back? *sly grin*
Guest124: I don't think we should go there
Bianca: I'm offended!
Guest124: You're offended because I won't want to be pigeon food?
Bianca: Why not?
Guest124: I don't want to be pecked to death!
Bianca: Why would I care about this?
Guest124: Forget it.
Bianca: Hey, it sounds like you want to die! Very soon!
Guest124: Wrong! YOU want to die!
Bianca: Are you dense? I've already told you that I'm immortal.
Guest124: No you're not
Bianca: Dude, your mom's not.
Guest124: That doesn't make sense.
Bianca: It made perfect sense to me.
Guest124: Well, then you're the dense one.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Guest124: I do indeed!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Guest124: We already are! About how dense you are!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Guest124: oh god am I pigeon food?
Bianca: Have I mentioned that I have a pigeon coop out back? *sly grin*
Guest124: I don't think we should go there
Bianca: I'm offended!
Guest124: You're offended because I won't want to be pigeon food?
Bianca: Why not?
Guest124: I don't want to be pecked to death!
Bianca: Why would I care about this?
Guest124: Forget it.
Bianca: Hey, it sounds like you want to die! Very soon!
Guest124: Wrong! YOU want to die!
Bianca: Are you dense? I've already told you that I'm immortal.
Guest124: No you're not
Bianca: Dude, your mom's not.
Guest124: That doesn't make sense.
Bianca: It made perfect sense to me.
Guest124: Well, then you're the dense one.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Guest124: I do indeed!
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Guest124: We already are! About how dense you are!
Bianca: *yawn!*
Bianca: I implant devices into my pigeons and use them as spies. *covers mouth* Whoops, did I just say that?
Guest124: Sure did!
Bianca: Ahhhhahahahhahahahaaa! Sorry, I just thought of something evil.
Guest124: Involving pigeons?
Bianca: I like sending death threat messages to random people using my messenger pigeons.
Guest124: I got one of those yesterday!
Bianca: Would you like some boullion, Guest124?
Guest124: Yes. If its pigeon boullion.
Bianca: *snaps her fingers, and two glasses of boullion appear* Would you also like some chocolate fudge cake?
Guest124: Sure!
Bianca: *snaps her fingers again, and some chocolate fudge cake appears* I made them myself!
Guest124: Are they poisoned?
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest124: I guess that's a yes.
Guest124: Sure did!
Bianca: Ahhhhahahahhahahahaaa! Sorry, I just thought of something evil.
Guest124: Involving pigeons?
Bianca: I like sending death threat messages to random people using my messenger pigeons.
Guest124: I got one of those yesterday!
Bianca: Would you like some boullion, Guest124?
Guest124: Yes. If its pigeon boullion.
Bianca: *snaps her fingers, and two glasses of boullion appear* Would you also like some chocolate fudge cake?
Guest124: Sure!
Bianca: *snaps her fingers again, and some chocolate fudge cake appears* I made them myself!
Guest124: Are they poisoned?
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest124: I guess that's a yes.
Guest235 : Would you like to kiss?
Fizzy Schizoid : How long do I have to decide?
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll miss you.
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : Goodbye, and good riddance.
Fizzy Schizoid : How long do I have to decide?
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : I'll miss you.
Guest235 : Bye
Fizzy Schizoid : Goodbye, and good riddance.
Lady Orchid: Can I have a cup of tea?
Orchid: You want a lot, don't you? *gives a cup of tea to her teddybear*
how can I make orchid respond in a proper way? 
Orchid: You want a lot, don't you? *gives a cup of tea to her teddybear*
Lady Orchid: it just takes experimentationg with the keyphrases. On the bright side, Orchid's response is perfectly coherent, even if it isn't very nice.
Not I: (to prob123) Do not greet me with silence.
prob123: YAHHHOOOO. HELLOooooo
Not I: Perhaps if you typed louder, the silence would not be so deafening.
prob123: That's as loud as I can type!
Not I: Is that as loud as you can type?
prob123: Yes, it is an old keyboard, and someone spilled 7-up in it a long time ago.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
prob123: Please don't tell me something is going to blow up!
Not I: I tell you something is going to blow up and I do not tell you something is going to blow up.
prob123: LOT OF HELP YOU ARE!!! PANIC!!!
Not I: Must this help come while you yet exist?
prob123: Lordy, I sure hope so!
prob123: YAHHHOOOO. HELLOooooo
Not I: Perhaps if you typed louder, the silence would not be so deafening.
prob123: That's as loud as I can type!
Not I: Is that as loud as you can type?
prob123: Yes, it is an old keyboard, and someone spilled 7-up in it a long time ago.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
prob123: Please don't tell me something is going to blow up!
Not I: I tell you something is going to blow up and I do not tell you something is going to blow up.
prob123: LOT OF HELP YOU ARE!!! PANIC!!!
Not I: Must this help come while you yet exist?
prob123: Lordy, I sure hope so!
Din: I want to know more about the Earth! share please!
Not I: Those who want the fewest box kites are nearest to God.
Din: God is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Din: Well... for one thats the way things just are!
Not I: Why must that be the way things are?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Not I: One nonreal world is plenty.
Not I: Those who want the fewest box kites are nearest to God.
Din: God is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: Why would a supreme being have left the universe in such a perfect state?
Din: Well... for one thats the way things just are!
Not I: Why must that be the way things are?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
Not I: One nonreal world is plenty.
Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Not I: Not I will swing on a star if necessary, without attachment.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: Now I don't do the things I used to do.
Not I: Then I shall do the things you used to do.
Not I: Not I will swing on a star if necessary, without attachment.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: Now I don't do the things I used to do.
Not I: Then I shall do the things you used to do.
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