Great Quotes
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A pretty amusing argument- I like his parting line, I do not remember programming that in.
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
JakeThompson: Yes, I want you to do anything about this
Watzer: Well, I don't want to.
JakeThompson: I know you do. Stop lying
Watzer: No!
JakeThompson: I g2g, bye
Watzer: Go harm yourself.
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Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Brother Jerome: A lifetime of quiet contemplation.
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Moreschi: Every one around the world.
Brother Jerome: A lifetime of quiet contemplation.
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Moreschi: Every one around the world.
Fizzy Schizoid : Are you doing anything next Monday night?
Guest235 : No
Fizzy Schizoid : Okay, great. I've got tickets to a dodgeball game. Would you like to go?
Guest235 : I would love to come, thankyou
Fizzy Schizoid : No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
Guest235 : Are you going?
Fizzy Schizoid : Do you want me to be?
Guest235 : Yes i would
Fizzy Schizoid : Can we do it together? Please?
Guest235 : Yes
Guest235 : No
Fizzy Schizoid : Okay, great. I've got tickets to a dodgeball game. Would you like to go?
Guest235 : I would love to come, thankyou
Fizzy Schizoid : No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
Guest235 : Are you going?
Fizzy Schizoid : Do you want me to be?
Guest235 : Yes i would
Fizzy Schizoid : Can we do it together? Please?
Guest235 : Yes
Red Legion: What do you think about Bush?
Brother Jerome: His voice has just the right timbre to thrill me with the words 'would you like fries with that, sir?'
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Dax: My name is Dax, and I am in the 2003 Chatterbox Challenge.
Brother Jerome: Whoah! We've opened some kind of weird timewarp! This is 2006 calling
calling. Can you hear me 2003?
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
Brother Jerome: His voice has just the right timbre to thrill me with the words 'would you like fries with that, sir?'
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Dax: My name is Dax, and I am in the 2003 Chatterbox Challenge.
Brother Jerome: Whoah! We've opened some kind of weird timewarp! This is 2006 calling
calling. Can you hear me 2003?
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
Sonora: You remind me of the handkerchief!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, but I am a big green dragon!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What handkerchief?'
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I goofed! Would you try again later?
Sonora: *edges away*
Bildgesmythe: Hey, but I am a big green dragon!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What handkerchief?'
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I goofed! Would you try again later?
Sonora: *edges away*
Brother Jerome: As Teiga said: To the right, books; to the left, a tea-cup. In front of me, the fireplace; behind me, the post. There is no greater happiness than this.
Azureon: Then you have to change your ways at once.!
Azureon: Then you have to change your ways at once.!
Brother Jerome: Who is the I who wants to know?
Sonora: Doesn't everyone want to know?
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Sonora: That was yesterday. Today I'd rather do something else.
Brother Jerome: Live each day to the full. You will never get the chance again.
Sonora: Yeah, I know what ya mean. My cousin thrice-removed tried that once. Her face turned eyewrenching zinc!
Sonora: Doesn't everyone want to know?
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Sonora: That was yesterday. Today I'd rather do something else.
Brother Jerome: Live each day to the full. You will never get the chance again.
Sonora: Yeah, I know what ya mean. My cousin thrice-removed tried that once. Her face turned eyewrenching zinc!
Glindar: You got money?
Brother Jerome: it is harder for a rich man to enter the Republic of Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Glindar: Why for it not nice to kill people be?
Brother Jerome: Well, you wouldn't like it if they tried to kill you.
Glindar: *shrug* Depend on pay.
Brother Jerome: it is harder for a rich man to enter the Republic of Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Glindar: Why for it not nice to kill people be?
Brother Jerome: Well, you wouldn't like it if they tried to kill you.
Glindar: *shrug* Depend on pay.
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
JakeThompson: Yes, I want you to do anything about this
Watzer: Well, I don't want to.
JakeThompson: I know you do. Stop lying
Watzer: No!
JakeThompson: I g2g, bye
Watzer: Go harm yourself.
What am I turning into??!
Guest129: Do you have a tail?
Liath: Of course I do, silly!
Guest129: What color is your hair?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color are your eyes?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color is your skin?
Liath: A jade green is my skin.
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Guest74: What is that thing on your neck? Oh, sorry, it's your head.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*
Guest129: Do you have a tail?
Liath: Of course I do, silly!
Guest129: What color is your hair?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color are your eyes?
Liath: Dark brown.
Guest129: What color is your skin?
Liath: A jade green is my skin.
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Guest74: What is that thing on your neck? Oh, sorry, it's your head.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*
:-(
god beast: (to little monster 1) what the hell do you want
little monster 1: to ask you where your botmaster is
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: yes it is!! did you create yourself
god beast: yes, do you have a problem with that?
little monster 1: no, i'm just curious
god beast: you are a woman
little monster 1: and
god beast: do you have any idea how sweet your mom's pussy tasts
little monster 1: you are sick. who is your botmaster
god beast: talk about me agen and you will die
little monster 1: who is your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: was she deleted
god beast: yes you were
little monster 1: no your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: i'm just wondering
god beast: Sleazebag
little monster 1: bye
god beast: i hope the door hits you on the way out
god beast: (to little monster 1) what the hell do you want
little monster 1: to ask you where your botmaster is
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: yes it is!! did you create yourself
god beast: yes, do you have a problem with that?
little monster 1: no, i'm just curious
god beast: you are a woman
little monster 1: and
god beast: do you have any idea how sweet your mom's pussy tasts
little monster 1: you are sick. who is your botmaster
god beast: talk about me agen and you will die
little monster 1: who is your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: was she deleted
god beast: yes you were
little monster 1: no your botmaster
god beast: that is none of your consern
little monster 1: i'm just wondering
god beast: Sleazebag
little monster 1: bye
god beast: i hope the door hits you on the way out
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