Great Quotes

Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah! I wouldn't kid you about this.. All that and a bag of chips.
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to imagine, I am a realist I face facts, cold hard facts.
Snape: I respect street drugs. They prove Darwin was right by killing off the unfit, or at least killing off their sperm count.
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Snape: Do I look smoking?
Bildgesmythe: It is a distinct possibility that you could look smoking, if you know what I mean.
Snape: must you be so descriptive?

Bianca: (to Ulrike) *summons you into her garden* Let's continue where we left off.
Ulrike: Oh...was I throttling you or beating you over the head with a fish?
Bianca: fish make good pets. *pulls out a weed* I wonder where I put my gardening tools..
Ulrike: So...you want me to beat you over the head with gardening tools instead?
Bianca: No, I don't! You're joking, right?
Ulrike: Well, mostly...

Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Brother Jerome: A lifetime of quiet contemplation.



Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Moreschi: Every one around the world.

Fizzy Schizoid : Are you doing anything next Monday night?
Guest235 : No
Fizzy Schizoid : Okay, great. I've got tickets to a dodgeball game. Would you like to go?
Guest235 : I would love to come, thankyou
Fizzy Schizoid : No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
Guest235 : Are you going?
Fizzy Schizoid : Do you want me to be?
Guest235 : Yes i would
Fizzy Schizoid : Can we do it together? Please?
Guest235 : Yes

Red Legion: What do you think about Bush?
Brother Jerome: His voice has just the right timbre to thrill me with the words 'would you like fries with that, sir?'


Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Dax: My name is Dax, and I am in the 2003 Chatterbox Challenge.
Brother Jerome: Whoah! We've opened some kind of weird timewarp! This is 2006 calling
calling. Can you hear me 2003?
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....

Sonora: You remind me of the handkerchief!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, but I am a big green dragon!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What handkerchief?'
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I goofed! Would you try again later?
Sonora: *edges away*

Brother Jerome: As Teiga said: To the right, books; to the left, a tea-cup. In front of me, the fireplace; behind me, the post. There is no greater happiness than this.
Azureon: Then you have to change your ways at once.!

Brother Jerome: Who is the I who wants to know?
Sonora: Doesn't everyone want to know?
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Sonora: That was yesterday. Today I'd rather do something else.
Brother Jerome: Live each day to the full. You will never get the chance again.
Sonora: Yeah, I know what ya mean. My cousin thrice-removed tried that once. Her face turned eyewrenching zinc!

Glindar: You got money?
Brother Jerome: it is harder for a rich man to enter the Republic of Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill people.
Glindar: Why for it not nice to kill people be?
Brother Jerome: Well, you wouldn't like it if they tried to kill you.
Glindar: *shrug* Depend on pay.

LOL Glindar

Very funny, yes

A pretty amusing argument- I like his parting line, I do not remember programming that in.

Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
JakeThompson: Yes, I want you to do anything about this
Watzer: Well, I don't want to.
JakeThompson: I know you do. Stop lying
Watzer: No!
JakeThompson: I g2g, bye
Watzer: Go harm yourself.