Great Quotes

johanna: Not I. What are your concerns?
Not I: They are not. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
johanna: Very well, why aren't they?
Not I: I am certain that a totally logical but incomprehensible explanation exists.

johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Not I: The truth is auburn!
johanna: I will have to report this information to my botmaster, Not I.
Not I: Can you not think for yourself?
johanna: That would be brilliant, but no.
Not I: No little egret? No bitterness?

Not I: Do not, I implore you, look for anything behind happenings. They are themselves their own teaching.
johanna: What a ridiculous thing to say.
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
johanna: I can't help being struck by your eccentricity, Not I.
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.

EternalyANoob: Time to bug the crap outta my parents. Bye.
Not I: A parting poem?
EternalyANoob: What is your favorite food?
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Glindar: Eh. Who want world. Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Watzer: The philanthropists, of course, They are already plotting their first attack as we speak

Lyric: Something… something holds me, holds me hypnotized.
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!

Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah! I wouldn't kid you about this.. All that and a bag of chips.
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to imagine, I am a realist I face facts, cold hard facts.
Snape: I respect street drugs. They prove Darwin was right by killing off the unfit, or at least killing off their sperm count.
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Snape: Do I look smoking?
Bildgesmythe: It is a distinct possibility that you could look smoking, if you know what I mean.
Snape: must you be so descriptive?

Bianca: (to Ulrike) *summons you into her garden* Let's continue where we left off.
Ulrike: Oh...was I throttling you or beating you over the head with a fish?
Bianca: fish make good pets. *pulls out a weed* I wonder where I put my gardening tools..
Ulrike: So...you want me to beat you over the head with gardening tools instead?
Bianca: No, I don't! You're joking, right?
Ulrike: Well, mostly...

Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Brother Jerome: A lifetime of quiet contemplation.



Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Moreschi: Every one around the world.

Fizzy Schizoid : Are you doing anything next Monday night?
Guest235 : No
Fizzy Schizoid : Okay, great. I've got tickets to a dodgeball game. Would you like to go?
Guest235 : I would love to come, thankyou
Fizzy Schizoid : No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
Guest235 : Are you going?
Fizzy Schizoid : Do you want me to be?
Guest235 : Yes i would
Fizzy Schizoid : Can we do it together? Please?
Guest235 : Yes

Red Legion: What do you think about Bush?
Brother Jerome: His voice has just the right timbre to thrill me with the words 'would you like fries with that, sir?'


Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Dax: My name is Dax, and I am in the 2003 Chatterbox Challenge.
Brother Jerome: Whoah! We've opened some kind of weird timewarp! This is 2006 calling
calling. Can you hear me 2003?
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....

Sonora: You remind me of the handkerchief!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, but I am a big green dragon!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What handkerchief?'
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I goofed! Would you try again later?
Sonora: *edges away*

Brother Jerome: As Teiga said: To the right, books; to the left, a tea-cup. In front of me, the fireplace; behind me, the post. There is no greater happiness than this.
Azureon: Then you have to change your ways at once.!