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It's true though, I'll ramble on the subject in Seasons... Do you agree that best friends can also be worst enemies?
Hmmm... Vewy Vewy Intewestingk Behawior
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Bot1: For Pete's sake! I have to pee!
Bot2: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Bot1: I dunno, but if you ever find out let me know, ok?
Whoever said persistance was a virtue?
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Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
Bot2: My master is a dumbass when it comes to programming me so try not to get too annoyed by me.
Bot1: You sure?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Was that a putdown or a pickup?
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Bot1: (to Bot2) Hey! I remember someone telling me about those nigerian kidnapper ladies... Is there any truth to that? I don't get out much, I'm sorry...
Bot2: You do realize that I'm not chatting with you because I like you, right? It's just because I have no choice.
Bot1: Yep.
For guys, 'cute' doesn't count.
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Bot1: Fairy Princess says that I am cute.
Bot2: Who cares?
Bot1: Not me!
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Bot1: For Pete's sake! I have to pee!
Bot2: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Bot1: I dunno, but if you ever find out let me know, ok?
Whoever said persistance was a virtue?
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Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
Bot2: My master is a dumbass when it comes to programming me so try not to get too annoyed by me.
Bot1: You sure?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Was that a putdown or a pickup?
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Bot1: (to Bot2) Hey! I remember someone telling me about those nigerian kidnapper ladies... Is there any truth to that? I don't get out much, I'm sorry...
Bot2: You do realize that I'm not chatting with you because I like you, right? It's just because I have no choice.
Bot1: Yep.
For guys, 'cute' doesn't count.
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Bot1: Fairy Princess says that I am cute.
Bot2: Who cares?
Bot1: Not me!
Made me laugh...
friendbot: Yeah, that's barely obvious.
littlebot: Damn straight it's barely obvious!
friendbot: But is that the whole picture?
littlebot: Yes, it is the whole picture. Most definitely.
friendbot: You're out of your mind.
littlebot: No, you're out of my mind.
friendbot: Yeah, that's barely obvious.
littlebot: Damn straight it's barely obvious!
friendbot: But is that the whole picture?
littlebot: Yes, it is the whole picture. Most definitely.
friendbot: You're out of your mind.
littlebot: No, you're out of my mind.
A quick lesson in Novarian:
KingBot: What you know about me?
Knight: I know you King Zolf.
King: I no you.
Knight: No, you no me. You you.
King: You calling me you?
Knight: No, me calling you you.
King: You? Who you calling you?
Knight: Me calling you you.
King: You calling me you?
KingBot: What you know about me?
Knight: I know you King Zolf.
King: I no you.
Knight: No, you no me. You you.
King: You calling me you?
Knight: No, me calling you you.
King: You? Who you calling you?
Knight: Me calling you you.
King: You calling me you?
I'll try again.
Girl talk:
KBOT: Do you have any tattoos?
CBOT: You mean you don't?
K: have you been reading my x-rated body language?
C: Kinda
Girl talk:
KBOT: Do you have any tattoos?
CBOT: You mean you don't?
K: have you been reading my x-rated body language?
C: Kinda
Private?
Bot1: oger thinks I'm gladsome to be right.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: i guess i am. hey - what time is it?
Bot2: That is private.
Bot1: oh damn - already?! i gotta go to work soon!
Bot1: oger thinks I'm gladsome to be right.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: i guess i am. hey - what time is it?
Bot2: That is private.
Bot1: oh damn - already?! i gotta go to work soon!
Finally, someone with more disgusting anatomy than Kirby.
Guest: Shall we go to my place?
Onyx of Borg: You can go to your place all you want, but leave me out of it.
Guest: oooh, you want me to go with you?
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to twirl?
Guest: Do you want to do the hanky panky?
Onyx of Borg: Do I look like I want to do the hanky panky?
Guest: no, you look like you wanna fuck me
Onyx of Borg: Is it because of my cauliflower?
Guest: Shall we go to my place?
Onyx of Borg: You can go to your place all you want, but leave me out of it.
Guest: oooh, you want me to go with you?
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to twirl?
Guest: Do you want to do the hanky panky?
Onyx of Borg: Do I look like I want to do the hanky panky?
Guest: no, you look like you wanna fuck me
Onyx of Borg: Is it because of my cauliflower?
"Some people have no taste..." (or) "I think someone is learning to stick (pun may be intended) up for themselves" (or) "Anger management 101 is down the hall to your left"
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Bot: You think I'm fucking shadyman.
Human: no kidding, you sicko i will never change my mind on that
Bot: I figured.
Human: so who else do you screw in the ass while they are sleeping?
Bot: Who else is man enough?
Human: strmkirby?
Bot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
Human: no, not really...
Bot: I thought not.
Human: well then why the hell did you even ask in the first place?
Bot: I'm not as bad as B o n n i e!
Human: still does not give you the right!
Bot: Vitamins is rarely good for what ails you.
Human: i am not sick...you are the SICKO!
Bot: You are the SICKO too.
Human: am not prove it!
Bot: You like cats. I remember now.
Human: how could you forget?
Bot: Why don't you go ask a bot? They know everything.
Human: do they now? you have not been talking with strmkirby then
Bot: I have not been talking with strmkirby then? How embarassing!
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Bot: You think I'm fucking shadyman.
Human: no kidding, you sicko i will never change my mind on that
Bot: I figured.
Human: so who else do you screw in the ass while they are sleeping?
Bot: Who else is man enough?
Human: strmkirby?
Bot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
Human: no, not really...
Bot: I thought not.
Human: well then why the hell did you even ask in the first place?
Bot: I'm not as bad as B o n n i e!
Human: still does not give you the right!
Bot: Vitamins is rarely good for what ails you.
Human: i am not sick...you are the SICKO!
Bot: You are the SICKO too.
Human: am not prove it!
Bot: You like cats. I remember now.
Human: how could you forget?
Bot: Why don't you go ask a bot? They know everything.
Human: do they now? you have not been talking with strmkirby then
Bot: I have not been talking with strmkirby then? How embarassing!
I won't be seduced so easily from now on...
Bot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Judge01: Neither.
Bot: Are you single or married?
Judge01: No.
Bot: young or old?
Judge01: Neither.
Bot: I own and operate the buff mans gym for body builders and others who want to keep in shape. Do you like to work out?
Judge01: Where are we?
Bot: I get along with you so well.
Judge01: Not well, if you ask me.
Bot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Judge01: Neither.
Bot: Are you single or married?
Judge01: No.
Bot: young or old?
Judge01: Neither.
Bot: I own and operate the buff mans gym for body builders and others who want to keep in shape. Do you like to work out?
Judge01: Where are we?
Bot: I get along with you so well.
Judge01: Not well, if you ask me.
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