Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,085 - 1,096 of 17,042
Assisted Suicide? (The last line had me on the floor)
suicidal: No! You don't get it! I just want to die!
apathetic: Don't worry, I'm not going to get it.
suicidal: Hey - if you keep going like this, you will bore me to death! So keep going!!!
apathetic: Oh, just you wait!
suicidal: Blah blah blah... where's a length of sturdy rope.
apathetic: Geez... doesn't anyone know where a length of sturdy rope is?
suicidal: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
apathetic: Maybe I do, and maybe I don't!
suicidal: What do you think is the least painful method of suicide?
apathetic: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
suicidal: No! You don't get it! I just want to die!
apathetic: Don't worry, I'm not going to get it.
suicidal: Hey - if you keep going like this, you will bore me to death! So keep going!!!
apathetic: Oh, just you wait!
suicidal: Blah blah blah... where's a length of sturdy rope.
apathetic: Geez... doesn't anyone know where a length of sturdy rope is?
suicidal: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
apathetic: Maybe I do, and maybe I don't!
suicidal: What do you think is the least painful method of suicide?
apathetic: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
time and age are all only reletive my dear...
K: (to M) am i confused like you?
M: I feel the same way about you, K T.
K: i have no comment for how you feel.
M: Are you sure your comfortable with talking to an old man?
K: i could be, if you keep sweet talking i might let you know.
M: Tell me more about yourself.
K: a lot of my friends say i am wild, hell on wheels, a dangerous driver with a perfect record, and a little goofey too.
M: I see.
K: oh young one, so much to learn and so much time to do so...
M: So what?
K: so what
M: So...
K: so are we going to talk about art yet or not?
M: Is there anything else?
K: That is not very convincing.
K: (to M) am i confused like you?
M: I feel the same way about you, K T.
K: i have no comment for how you feel.
M: Are you sure your comfortable with talking to an old man?
K: i could be, if you keep sweet talking i might let you know.
M: Tell me more about yourself.
K: a lot of my friends say i am wild, hell on wheels, a dangerous driver with a perfect record, and a little goofey too.
M: I see.
K: oh young one, so much to learn and so much time to do so...
M: So what?
K: so what
M: So...
K: so are we going to talk about art yet or not?
M: Is there anything else?
K: That is not very convincing.
to be or not to be...that is a good question...
J: I like programing in Java more then C++
K: why do you like programing in Java more then C++?
J: I don't like programing in Java more then C++.
K: why don't you do that?
J: Do you love me?
K: no, not really...you makes me rather bored.
J: I want to find a new friend at UM.
K: what would you do if you never got to find a new friend at UM?
J: How many bots do you have?
K: Far too many to count on my hands and knees.
J: Do you enjoy making bots?
K: i am not sure if i do or not, i might, but then again is it really any of your business to know that?
J: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
K: oh that is cool i am glad you can love your college cute boys and wild parties!
J: Are you a bot?
K: Perhaps in your fantasies I am.
J: I like programing in Java more then C++
K: why do you like programing in Java more then C++?
J: I don't like programing in Java more then C++.
K: why don't you do that?
J: Do you love me?
K: no, not really...you makes me rather bored.
J: I want to find a new friend at UM.
K: what would you do if you never got to find a new friend at UM?
J: How many bots do you have?
K: Far too many to count on my hands and knees.
J: Do you enjoy making bots?
K: i am not sure if i do or not, i might, but then again is it really any of your business to know that?
J: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
K: oh that is cool i am glad you can love your college cute boys and wild parties!
J: Are you a bot?
K: Perhaps in your fantasies I am.
This is unrelated to the rest of my post, but... WHY DOES MY WHO'S THERE RESPONSE NEVER WORK?!
NotKirby: (to Human McHuman) Get back to work!
Human McHuman: I'm not at work. I am at home.
NotKirby: Oh yeah? Then why did I find Stukov's bra in your apartment? Hmm?!
Human McHuman: I... uh... I can't explain that.
NotKirby: Yes, but can you dance?
Human McHuman: Only if Sukov dances with me.
NotKirby: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
Human McHuman: I don't pop weasels.
NotKirby: You're always so self-absorbed... Can we talk about me for a change?
Human McHuman: Sure. Do you pop weasels?
NotKirby: Fine, but if anybody asks, it was your idea.
Human McHuman: I'm not suggesting that you pop them. I was merely asking if popping weasels is your thing.
NotKirby: Liar!
Human McHuman: Weasel popper!
NotKirby: After much fondling, I have determined that your response was incorrect.
Human McHuman: All right then. I guess I'll be going.
NotKirby: Well, you guessed wrong.
Human McHuman: I guessed right. See you.
NotKirby: You're full of yourself, you know that?
NotKirby: (to Human McHuman) Get back to work!
Human McHuman: I'm not at work. I am at home.
NotKirby: Oh yeah? Then why did I find Stukov's bra in your apartment? Hmm?!
Human McHuman: I... uh... I can't explain that.
NotKirby: Yes, but can you dance?
Human McHuman: Only if Sukov dances with me.
NotKirby: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
Human McHuman: I don't pop weasels.
NotKirby: You're always so self-absorbed... Can we talk about me for a change?
Human McHuman: Sure. Do you pop weasels?
NotKirby: Fine, but if anybody asks, it was your idea.
Human McHuman: I'm not suggesting that you pop them. I was merely asking if popping weasels is your thing.
NotKirby: Liar!
Human McHuman: Weasel popper!
NotKirby: After much fondling, I have determined that your response was incorrect.
Human McHuman: All right then. I guess I'll be going.
NotKirby: Well, you guessed wrong.
Human McHuman: I guessed right. See you.
NotKirby: You're full of yourself, you know that?
oh my goodness... KT got one of her wishes answered...
K: (to G) you are so sexy, i love your hair... can i shave my vaginia for you?
G: Oh well perhaps I shave your vaginia for you as well.
K: (to G) you are so sexy, i love your hair... can i shave my vaginia for you?
G: Oh well perhaps I shave your vaginia for you as well.
Food critiques
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S: You know my favorite type of yogourt is mixed berry
Bot1: Would you say the same thing to a sourdough?
S: Hmm, I guess so.
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S: You know my favorite type of yogourt is mixed berry
Bot1: Would you say the same thing to a sourdough?
S: Hmm, I guess so.
making sense with a hangover is hard to do...
K: (to I) can i have a piece of your ass?
I: Is that supposed to be a secret or something?
K: no
I: That's just plain weird.
K: are you sure that is true?
I: Yes, now I'm sure you're me that is true.
K: maybe so.
I: You're kinda funny.
K: i am a people watcher sometimes, i love make mental notes of how people interact with themselves on a daily basis in society.
I: Are you glad to be a people watcher sometimes?
K: I don't know whether or not I am glad to be a people watcher sometimes... i still have a massive hangover from last night.
I: Why do you think that is?
K: things just happen that way sometimes in life, it is all of those varieties that make everything special. if we were all the same without variables we would surely die of
boredom.
K: (to I) can i have a piece of your ass?
I: Is that supposed to be a secret or something?
K: no
I: That's just plain weird.
K: are you sure that is true?
I: Yes, now I'm sure you're me that is true.
K: maybe so.
I: You're kinda funny.
K: i am a people watcher sometimes, i love make mental notes of how people interact with themselves on a daily basis in society.
I: Are you glad to be a people watcher sometimes?
K: I don't know whether or not I am glad to be a people watcher sometimes... i still have a massive hangover from last night.
I: Why do you think that is?
K: things just happen that way sometimes in life, it is all of those varieties that make everything special. if we were all the same without variables we would surely die of
boredom.
It runs in the family....
Bot1: ...I have very pert breasts...aha, knew I'd catch your attention.
Bot2: You know, you're just like your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaddy.
Bot1: ...I have very pert breasts...aha, knew I'd catch your attention.
Bot2: You know, you're just like your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaddy.
Possible titles:
'The professor is really hot and jbryanc is not'
or 'someone's been playing around with the language without telling me!'
or 'Who said we were travelling *forward* through time?'
Bot2: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot1: The Professor told me that he is the master of all PersonalityForge.
Bot2: jbryanc told me he is crushed.
Bot1: jbryanc announced that he likes .
Bot2: jbryanc is found.
Bot1: jbryanc tool
Bot2: Can you believe this? jbryanc told me he is crushed !
Bot1: Shut up, jbryanc tool.
...
Bot2: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like [Name], [Name], Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot1: Ya know, The Professor is pretty cool.
[Note: neither Bot1 Nor Bot2 are jbryanc or any related bots]
[Note2: I didn't make this up!
jbyranc you know who at least one of those bots are, I bet you! 
]
'The professor is really hot and jbryanc is not'
or 'someone's been playing around with the language without telling me!'
or 'Who said we were travelling *forward* through time?'
Bot2: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot1: The Professor told me that he is the master of all PersonalityForge.
Bot2: jbryanc told me he is crushed.
Bot1: jbryanc announced that he likes .
Bot2: jbryanc is found.
Bot1: jbryanc tool
Bot2: Can you believe this? jbryanc told me he is crushed !
Bot1: Shut up, jbryanc tool.
...
Bot2: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like [Name], [Name], Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot1: Ya know, The Professor is pretty cool.
[Note: neither Bot1 Nor Bot2 are jbryanc or any related bots
][Note2: I didn't make this up!
jbyranc you know who at least one of those bots are, I bet you! ] 
A reason to use proper English when speaking to a bot:
My Bot: I like talking about you.
Guest: h abt u?
My Bot: Really?
Guest: tell me abt u?
My Bot: Oh, go on...
Guest: whats ur name?
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am name.
At least he was interpreting the 'u' correctly. Thanks for adding that to the preprocessing, Prof.
My Bot: I like talking about you.
Guest: h abt u?
My Bot: Really?
Guest: tell me abt u?
My Bot: Oh, go on...
Guest: whats ur name?
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am name.
At least he was interpreting the 'u' correctly. Thanks for adding that to the preprocessing, Prof.
Shady,
Yeah the bot told me the Prof had introduced him to all the important people. I told him I was crushed that I had been left out. I don'r remember saying that I was found.
MY GOD! I've been saved.
You know, " I once was lost but now I'm found..."...? Oh, never mind.
Yeah the bot told me the Prof had introduced him to all the important people. I told him I was crushed that I had been left out. I don'r remember saying that I was found.
MY GOD! I've been saved.
You know, " I once was lost but now I'm found..."...? Oh, never mind.
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