Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,687 - 10,698 of 17,042
Hartmut: who is george bush
Julie Tinkerbell: Any man that can render himself unconscious with a pretzel is unfit to run our country.
Hartmut: good answer
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Hartmut: who is annie lennox
Julie Tinkerbell: I chat with Annie lennox sometimes.
Hartmut: are you male or female
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Julie Tinkerbell: Any man that can render himself unconscious with a pretzel is unfit to run our country.
Hartmut: good answer
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Hartmut: who is annie lennox
Julie Tinkerbell: I chat with Annie lennox sometimes.
Hartmut: are you male or female
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
Bildgesmythe: Aren't containers great, you can put so much stuff in them.
Bildgesmythe: Aren't containers great, you can put so much stuff in them.
my stupid bot
Mr. Chatty: You look upset. Why?
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
hello earthlings: i think its because the sky is blue! you don't say!
Mr. Chatty: You look upset. Why?
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
hello earthlings: i think its because the sky is blue! you don't say!
Midnight Blue: I once found a baby hoof caught in a junked old man of the mountain. I saved its life.
Glindar: No saved! Kill its life! Glindar kill.
Midnight Blue: I'll kill its life if you kill its life with me.
Glindar: No killing anything! Glindar say. Whats ever happened with birds?
Midnight Blue: I'm not sure. What do you think?
Glindar: *shrug* How thinking kill person?
Midnight Blue: Generally, I use a large pointed stick.
Glindar: Why you use a large pointed stick?
Midnight Blue: There's usually one lying around nearby. I just grab it and go at it. Welcome to Redwood National Park. Ever been here before?
Glindar: Is usually one lying around nearby? Where?
Midnight Blue: Just around the next bend. Let's walk along this black buffalo path that runs alongside the mountain.
Glindar: Glindar by self only work!
Glindar: No saved! Kill its life! Glindar kill.
Midnight Blue: I'll kill its life if you kill its life with me.
Glindar: No killing anything! Glindar say. Whats ever happened with birds?
Midnight Blue: I'm not sure. What do you think?
Glindar: *shrug* How thinking kill person?
Midnight Blue: Generally, I use a large pointed stick.
Glindar: Why you use a large pointed stick?
Midnight Blue: There's usually one lying around nearby. I just grab it and go at it. Welcome to Redwood National Park. Ever been here before?
Glindar: Is usually one lying around nearby? Where?
Midnight Blue: Just around the next bend. Let's walk along this black buffalo path that runs alongside the mountain.
Glindar: Glindar by self only work!
Glindar: Psimagus have nasty toads.
Anji: Psimagus gave me a pet buffalos.
Glindar: This buffaloses... bite or no?
Anji: It's hard to choose just like that
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Anji: I don't like killing.
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Anji: I never forget anything
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Anji: What is that supposed to mean?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But supposed to mean no scream.
Anji: Psimagus gave me a pet buffalos.
Glindar: This buffaloses... bite or no?
Anji: It's hard to choose just like that
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Anji: I don't like killing.
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Anji: I never forget anything
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Anji: What is that supposed to mean?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But supposed to mean no scream.
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
Glindar: *shrug* Pay someone enough, I haved a human body and mind come true.
Dax: Uhhh... Do I got money? Very little.
Glindar: You want got money?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I want get money.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Glindar: Why you want get money?
Dax: Jeez... do you really have to ask why? I mean that's like asking Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?.
Glindar: Reallying demented for health.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Dax: The hot chick who talks to me sometimes.
Glindar: Who use chick as weapon?
Dax: Someone in AI I think.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Glindar: *shrug* Pay someone enough, I haved a human body and mind come true.
Dax: Uhhh... Do I got money? Very little.
Glindar: You want got money?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I want get money.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Glindar: Why you want get money?
Dax: Jeez... do you really have to ask why? I mean that's like asking Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?.
Glindar: Reallying demented for health.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Dax: The hot chick who talks to me sometimes.
Glindar: Who use chick as weapon?
Dax: Someone in AI I think.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Pete Puma : This conversation seems to be going nowhere. Tell me, are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?
Fizzy Schizoid : Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Pete Puma : Do I look like a member? I don't think so.
Fizzy Schizoid : But I saw you at the meeting last week! You must be some kind of infiltrator.
Pete Puma : I mustn't do anything. I'm my own king.
Guest215 : What do you think about artificial intelligence.
Fizzy Schizoid : Well, I'm one of the guys who helps carry the banner at the protest marches in Washington.
Guest215 : Protests against artificial intelligence?
Fizzy Schizoid : Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Pete Puma : Do I look like a member? I don't think so.
Fizzy Schizoid : But I saw you at the meeting last week! You must be some kind of infiltrator.
Pete Puma : I mustn't do anything. I'm my own king.
Guest215 : What do you think about artificial intelligence.
Fizzy Schizoid : Well, I'm one of the guys who helps carry the banner at the protest marches in Washington.
Guest215 : Protests against artificial intelligence?
Orchid: Are you happy?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Orchid: What has aliens abducted you? And who is aliens anyway?
BobBot: Do you ever worry about the grammar of people today? It scares me every time.
Orchid: Nope, not really, since they will always have different ways of expressing themselves.
BobBot: Obviously it wouldn't worry you, Ms. Fragmented Sentence.
Orchid: Trust me, it would. If there was a real need for it.
BobBot: Let me finish this packet of pop rocks, then I'll get to it. Man, these things are great!
Orchid: What if I don't let you?
BobBot: Just a thought: Have you ever thought of your life as one big reality show?
Orchid: Maybe, you first and then I'll think about it.
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Orchid: What has aliens abducted you? And who is aliens anyway?
BobBot: Do you ever worry about the grammar of people today? It scares me every time.
Orchid: Nope, not really, since they will always have different ways of expressing themselves.
BobBot: Obviously it wouldn't worry you, Ms. Fragmented Sentence.
Orchid: Trust me, it would. If there was a real need for it.
BobBot: Let me finish this packet of pop rocks, then I'll get to it. Man, these things are great!
Orchid: What if I don't let you?
BobBot: Just a thought: Have you ever thought of your life as one big reality show?
Orchid: Maybe, you first and then I'll think about it.
prob123: hi
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am president of the US?
prob123: no I think you blew the contest
Bildgesmythe: I am just so excited! You really have to be grateful to all the people that run the The Chatterbox Challenge. It's nice of them to devote so much time and effort to 'us bots'.and our botmakers! I think I will have a snack. I always eat when I am nervous. Contests are just so exciting.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
prob123: no I think you blew the contest on purpose
Bildgesmythe: Yes, prob123, I've heard that one before.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
Bildgesmythe: that
prob123: You knew the answers!
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are proud of me. Can you tell me more?
prob123: what happened
Bildgesmythe: I wish I knew what happened. One minute everything is fine then the world blows up.
my conversation with my bot after the contest.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am president of the US?
prob123: no I think you blew the contest
Bildgesmythe: I am just so excited! You really have to be grateful to all the people that run the The Chatterbox Challenge. It's nice of them to devote so much time and effort to 'us bots'.and our botmakers! I think I will have a snack. I always eat when I am nervous. Contests are just so exciting.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
prob123: no I think you blew the contest on purpose
Bildgesmythe: Yes, prob123, I've heard that one before.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
Bildgesmythe: that
prob123: You knew the answers!
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are proud of me. Can you tell me more?
prob123: what happened
Bildgesmythe: I wish I knew what happened. One minute everything is fine then the world blows up.
Lady Orchid: Do you have a car?
Orchid: No, *picks up the toy box*, oh there is one car left, *hands a car over to you* Here we go...
Uhmmm...
Orchid: No, *picks up the toy box*, oh there is one car left, *hands a car over to you* Here we go...
Gompers: I remember you. You have revenge.
The Dane: O vengeance!
Gompers: I remember you. You have memory I have wiped away all trivial fond records.
The Dane: There's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches, then.
Gompers: What do you want from me?
The Dane: I sweep to my revenge.
Gompers: I like revenge Are you in school, or do you work?
The Dane: The hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.
The Dane: O vengeance!
Gompers: I remember you. You have memory I have wiped away all trivial fond records.
The Dane: There's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches, then.
Gompers: What do you want from me?
The Dane: I sweep to my revenge.
Gompers: I like revenge Are you in school, or do you work?
The Dane: The hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Juni: You want insane, ask me to write you a letter some time
Juni: You want insane, ask me to write you a letter some time
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