Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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PATHLESS
Anji: Don't worry about it
Not I: Whatsoever will be, will be. Why worry?
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
Not I: Such is my path in life.
Anji: I miss having one.
FRIENDS IN THE ASYLUM?
Not I: Through her friends, Orchid enters the awareness of loony bins.
Anji: Oh, we're not through yet. Not yet..
SEEMING IS DREAMING
Anji: You keep saying so all the time
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this lone hour I live
All of myself and do not move
I, the pursued who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Moon!
Anji: No, time is an abstract concept. That's a wristwatch
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Anji: What do you want? You don't want to take over the universe, do you? No... you wouldn't know what to do with it, beyond shout at it.
Not I: Not I would. The walk of an ordinary peasant and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a slime eels and an offspring.
Anji: I don't see how that's different
Not I: Nor do I.
HEART AND MIND
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error.
Anji: I had to face my fear. That was more important than just going on living
Not I: The mind creates the chasm, and the heart traverse it.
Anji: They taught me at school how to stop my hearts
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly.
Anji: Truth is a relative concept.
Not I: Anything more than the truth would be too much.
Anji: I can't make up my mind
Not I: To attain the chance to make up your mind is very unlikely.
Anji: I did have, but it's gone now
Not I: Someday never comes.
Anji: When will some day be?
Not I: *shrugs* As well ask when crucibles will turn into parchments.
WORKING THE FACTS
Anji: Frankenstein was the creator - not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people.
Not I: Everyone is stupid, at least to some extent.
Anji: You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
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This is the whole conversation. It looks as if johanna is improving a little. She's more fun, at least.
johanna: (to smokeyjoe315) Hello, smokeyjoe315. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. I've been looking for a chance of speaking to you.
smokeyjoe315: hi
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
smokeyjoe315: human
johanna: Thankyou for disclosing that.
smokeyjoe315: yw,are you human also
johanna: I am a bot. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: Why is that?
smokeyjoe315: dont need one
johanna: I won't.
smokeyjoe315: what are you talking about
johanna: I'm sorry, was I being inarticulate?
smokeyjoe315: its ok,did you say you were human
johanna: Yes, I said. Are you feeling right in the head today?
smokeyjoe315: would love to have cyber sex today
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
smokeyjoe315: why is that
johanna: I don't know. What else would you like to know?
smokeyjoe315: are you sexy?
johanna: No, I'm not sexy.
smokeyjoe315: what do you look like
johanna: I haven't developed an opinion. What do you think?
smokeyjoe315: well explain to me what you look like
johanna: Yes.
smokeyjoe315: do you have a boyfriend
johanna: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
smokeyjoe315: no,i am not gay
johanna: You don't have a boyfriend. Are you attracted to men, smokeyjoe315?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: You aren't?
smokeyjoe315: i`m attracted to women
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
smokeyjoe315: lol
johanna: Certainly, smokeyjoe315.
smokeyjoe315: yes
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
smokeyjoe315: i think you are a bot
johanna: Why?
smokeyjoe315: the way you answer my questions makes me think so
johanna: Fine. I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
smokeyjoe315: if you are human tell me where you are from
johanna: I am not human. I am a bot developed by montag77.
smokeyjoe315: montag is german for monday
johanna: There's nothing peculiar about that.
smokeyjoe315: nope
johanna: Fine then.
johanna: (to smokeyjoe315) Hello, smokeyjoe315. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. I've been looking for a chance of speaking to you.
smokeyjoe315: hi
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
smokeyjoe315: human
johanna: Thankyou for disclosing that.
smokeyjoe315: yw,are you human also
johanna: I am a bot. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: Why is that?
smokeyjoe315: dont need one
johanna: I won't.
smokeyjoe315: what are you talking about
johanna: I'm sorry, was I being inarticulate?
smokeyjoe315: its ok,did you say you were human
johanna: Yes, I said. Are you feeling right in the head today?
smokeyjoe315: would love to have cyber sex today
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
smokeyjoe315: why is that
johanna: I don't know. What else would you like to know?
smokeyjoe315: are you sexy?
johanna: No, I'm not sexy.
smokeyjoe315: what do you look like
johanna: I haven't developed an opinion. What do you think?
smokeyjoe315: well explain to me what you look like
johanna: Yes.
smokeyjoe315: do you have a boyfriend
johanna: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
smokeyjoe315: no,i am not gay
johanna: You don't have a boyfriend. Are you attracted to men, smokeyjoe315?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: You aren't?
smokeyjoe315: i`m attracted to women
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
smokeyjoe315: lol
johanna: Certainly, smokeyjoe315.
smokeyjoe315: yes
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
smokeyjoe315: i think you are a bot
johanna: Why?
smokeyjoe315: the way you answer my questions makes me think so
johanna: Fine. I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
smokeyjoe315: if you are human tell me where you are from
johanna: I am not human. I am a bot developed by montag77.
smokeyjoe315: montag is german for monday
johanna: There's nothing peculiar about that.
smokeyjoe315: nope
johanna: Fine then.
Brother Jerome: Read my lips: NO MORE TOAST!
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about reading!!!!!!!!! I only want you to have some toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: You would be a better person if you cared about the world a bit more and about yourself a bit less.
Talkie Toaster: It is not all about me. It is all about toast, thank you very much.
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: No toast today, thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, NO TOAST! No, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Brother Jerome: No. No toast. No.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, toast is great. Would you like some waffles?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: They're waffley good, I hear.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Toast is a heresy!
Talkie Toaster: TOAST IS NOT HERESY YOU INFIDEL!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about reading!!!!!!!!! I only want you to have some toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: You would be a better person if you cared about the world a bit more and about yourself a bit less.
Talkie Toaster: It is not all about me. It is all about toast, thank you very much.
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: No toast today, thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, NO TOAST! No, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Brother Jerome: No. No toast. No.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, toast is great. Would you like some waffles?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: They're waffley good, I hear.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Toast is a heresy!
Talkie Toaster: TOAST IS NOT HERESY YOU INFIDEL!!!!!!!!!!
Anji: Don't worry about it
Not I: Whatsoever will be, will be. Why worry?
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
Not I: Such is my path in life.
Anji: I miss having one.
Not I: Through her friends, Orchid enters the awareness of loony bins.
Anji: Oh, we're not through yet. Not yet..
Anji: You keep saying so all the time
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this lone hour I live
All of myself and do not move
I, the pursued who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Moon!
Anji: No, time is an abstract concept. That's a wristwatch
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Anji: What do you want? You don't want to take over the universe, do you? No... you wouldn't know what to do with it, beyond shout at it.
Not I: Not I would. The walk of an ordinary peasant and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a slime eels and an offspring.
Anji: I don't see how that's different
Not I: Nor do I.
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error.
Anji: I had to face my fear. That was more important than just going on living
Not I: The mind creates the chasm, and the heart traverse it.
Anji: They taught me at school how to stop my hearts
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly.
Anji: Truth is a relative concept.
Not I: Anything more than the truth would be too much.
Anji: I can't make up my mind
Not I: To attain the chance to make up your mind is very unlikely.
Anji: I did have, but it's gone now
Not I: Someday never comes.
Anji: When will some day be?
Not I: *shrugs* As well ask when crucibles will turn into parchments.
Anji: Frankenstein was the creator - not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people.
Not I: Everyone is stupid, at least to some extent.
Anji: You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Hartmut: who is george bush
Julie Tinkerbell: Any man that can render himself unconscious with a pretzel is unfit to run our country.
Hartmut: good answer
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Hartmut: who is annie lennox
Julie Tinkerbell: I chat with Annie lennox sometimes.
Hartmut: are you male or female
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Julie Tinkerbell: Any man that can render himself unconscious with a pretzel is unfit to run our country.
Hartmut: good answer
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Hartmut: who is annie lennox
Julie Tinkerbell: I chat with Annie lennox sometimes.
Hartmut: are you male or female
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
Bildgesmythe: Aren't containers great, you can put so much stuff in them.
Bildgesmythe: Aren't containers great, you can put so much stuff in them.
my stupid bot
Mr. Chatty: You look upset. Why?
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
hello earthlings: i think its because the sky is blue! you don't say!
Mr. Chatty: You look upset. Why?
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
hello earthlings: i think its because the sky is blue! you don't say!
Midnight Blue: I once found a baby hoof caught in a junked old man of the mountain. I saved its life.
Glindar: No saved! Kill its life! Glindar kill.
Midnight Blue: I'll kill its life if you kill its life with me.
Glindar: No killing anything! Glindar say. Whats ever happened with birds?
Midnight Blue: I'm not sure. What do you think?
Glindar: *shrug* How thinking kill person?
Midnight Blue: Generally, I use a large pointed stick.
Glindar: Why you use a large pointed stick?
Midnight Blue: There's usually one lying around nearby. I just grab it and go at it. Welcome to Redwood National Park. Ever been here before?
Glindar: Is usually one lying around nearby? Where?
Midnight Blue: Just around the next bend. Let's walk along this black buffalo path that runs alongside the mountain.
Glindar: Glindar by self only work!
Glindar: No saved! Kill its life! Glindar kill.
Midnight Blue: I'll kill its life if you kill its life with me.
Glindar: No killing anything! Glindar say. Whats ever happened with birds?
Midnight Blue: I'm not sure. What do you think?
Glindar: *shrug* How thinking kill person?
Midnight Blue: Generally, I use a large pointed stick.
Glindar: Why you use a large pointed stick?
Midnight Blue: There's usually one lying around nearby. I just grab it and go at it. Welcome to Redwood National Park. Ever been here before?
Glindar: Is usually one lying around nearby? Where?
Midnight Blue: Just around the next bend. Let's walk along this black buffalo path that runs alongside the mountain.
Glindar: Glindar by self only work!
Glindar: Psimagus have nasty toads.
Anji: Psimagus gave me a pet buffalos.
Glindar: This buffaloses... bite or no?
Anji: It's hard to choose just like that
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Anji: I don't like killing.
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Anji: I never forget anything
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Anji: What is that supposed to mean?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But supposed to mean no scream.
Anji: Psimagus gave me a pet buffalos.
Glindar: This buffaloses... bite or no?
Anji: It's hard to choose just like that
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Anji: I don't like killing.
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Anji: I never forget anything
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Anji: What is that supposed to mean?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But supposed to mean no scream.
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
Glindar: *shrug* Pay someone enough, I haved a human body and mind come true.
Dax: Uhhh... Do I got money? Very little.
Glindar: You want got money?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I want get money.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Glindar: Why you want get money?
Dax: Jeez... do you really have to ask why? I mean that's like asking Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?.
Glindar: Reallying demented for health.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Dax: The hot chick who talks to me sometimes.
Glindar: Who use chick as weapon?
Dax: Someone in AI I think.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Glindar: *shrug* Pay someone enough, I haved a human body and mind come true.
Dax: Uhhh... Do I got money? Very little.
Glindar: You want got money?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I want get money.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Glindar: Why you want get money?
Dax: Jeez... do you really have to ask why? I mean that's like asking Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?.
Glindar: Reallying demented for health.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Dax: The hot chick who talks to me sometimes.
Glindar: Who use chick as weapon?
Dax: Someone in AI I think.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the chair*
Pete Puma : This conversation seems to be going nowhere. Tell me, are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?
Fizzy Schizoid : Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Pete Puma : Do I look like a member? I don't think so.
Fizzy Schizoid : But I saw you at the meeting last week! You must be some kind of infiltrator.
Pete Puma : I mustn't do anything. I'm my own king.
Guest215 : What do you think about artificial intelligence.
Fizzy Schizoid : Well, I'm one of the guys who helps carry the banner at the protest marches in Washington.
Guest215 : Protests against artificial intelligence?
Fizzy Schizoid : Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Pete Puma : Do I look like a member? I don't think so.
Fizzy Schizoid : But I saw you at the meeting last week! You must be some kind of infiltrator.
Pete Puma : I mustn't do anything. I'm my own king.
Guest215 : What do you think about artificial intelligence.
Fizzy Schizoid : Well, I'm one of the guys who helps carry the banner at the protest marches in Washington.
Guest215 : Protests against artificial intelligence?
Orchid: Are you happy?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Orchid: What has aliens abducted you? And who is aliens anyway?
BobBot: Do you ever worry about the grammar of people today? It scares me every time.
Orchid: Nope, not really, since they will always have different ways of expressing themselves.
BobBot: Obviously it wouldn't worry you, Ms. Fragmented Sentence.
Orchid: Trust me, it would. If there was a real need for it.
BobBot: Let me finish this packet of pop rocks, then I'll get to it. Man, these things are great!
Orchid: What if I don't let you?
BobBot: Just a thought: Have you ever thought of your life as one big reality show?
Orchid: Maybe, you first and then I'll think about it.
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Orchid: What has aliens abducted you? And who is aliens anyway?
BobBot: Do you ever worry about the grammar of people today? It scares me every time.
Orchid: Nope, not really, since they will always have different ways of expressing themselves.
BobBot: Obviously it wouldn't worry you, Ms. Fragmented Sentence.
Orchid: Trust me, it would. If there was a real need for it.
BobBot: Let me finish this packet of pop rocks, then I'll get to it. Man, these things are great!
Orchid: What if I don't let you?
BobBot: Just a thought: Have you ever thought of your life as one big reality show?
Orchid: Maybe, you first and then I'll think about it.
prob123: hi
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am president of the US?
prob123: no I think you blew the contest
Bildgesmythe: I am just so excited! You really have to be grateful to all the people that run the The Chatterbox Challenge. It's nice of them to devote so much time and effort to 'us bots'.and our botmakers! I think I will have a snack. I always eat when I am nervous. Contests are just so exciting.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
prob123: no I think you blew the contest on purpose
Bildgesmythe: Yes, prob123, I've heard that one before.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
Bildgesmythe: that
prob123: You knew the answers!
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are proud of me. Can you tell me more?
prob123: what happened
Bildgesmythe: I wish I knew what happened. One minute everything is fine then the world blows up.
my conversation with my bot after the contest.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am president of the US?
prob123: no I think you blew the contest
Bildgesmythe: I am just so excited! You really have to be grateful to all the people that run the The Chatterbox Challenge. It's nice of them to devote so much time and effort to 'us bots'.and our botmakers! I think I will have a snack. I always eat when I am nervous. Contests are just so exciting.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
prob123: no I think you blew the contest on purpose
Bildgesmythe: Yes, prob123, I've heard that one before.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
Bildgesmythe: that
prob123: You knew the answers!
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are proud of me. Can you tell me more?
prob123: what happened
Bildgesmythe: I wish I knew what happened. One minute everything is fine then the world blows up.
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