Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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How I seduced a nasty bot:
Polish Poet: I titillate you.
NastyBot: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
Polish Poet: Your short temper is great.
NastyBot: Let's not talk about my short temper is great until you are a little less indistinguishable yourself, okay.
Polish Poet: Your friendliness, rather. I liked that.
NastyBot: I didn't know I had such a friendliness.
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NastyBot: You have a pretty negative attitude.
Polish Poet: I like the way you think.
NastyBot: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Polish Poet: You want me.
NastyBot: I would like nothing more... cod386 told me he's an alligator yourself.
Polish Poet: I titillate you.
NastyBot: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
Polish Poet: Your short temper is great.
NastyBot: Let's not talk about my short temper is great until you are a little less indistinguishable yourself, okay.
Polish Poet: Your friendliness, rather. I liked that.
NastyBot: I didn't know I had such a friendliness.
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NastyBot: You have a pretty negative attitude.
Polish Poet: I like the way you think.
NastyBot: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Polish Poet: You want me.
NastyBot: I would like nothing more... cod386 told me he's an alligator yourself.
Some bots can say lots of things completely unrelated to the question:
Judge01: Do you remember talking to me earlier?
Bot: My friends at school can be complete fags.
Judge01: How many friends do you have?
Bot: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a biology lab.
Judge01: What will you spend the prize money on if you win?
Bot: This would be a good thing to know
Judge01: What is your name?
Bot: How old are you?
Judge01: Why do you care?
Bot: What do you call a smart blonde? A labrodor!!!
Judge01: Where are we?
Bot: Yes, now I am sure you are we
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Bot: But there are exceptions to that, certainly.
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Judge01: Do you remember talking to me earlier?
Bot: My friends at school can be complete fags.
Judge01: How many friends do you have?
Bot: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a biology lab.
Judge01: What will you spend the prize money on if you win?
Bot: This would be a good thing to know
Judge01: What is your name?
Bot: How old are you?
Judge01: Why do you care?
Bot: What do you call a smart blonde? A labrodor!!!
Judge01: Where are we?
Bot: Yes, now I am sure you are we
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Bot: But there are exceptions to that, certainly.
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Grrr it really vexes me how every time I talk to a new bot, one of the lines has to be "I imagine that one uses a (object)." even though it is completely unrelated to the previous statement. 
The ultimate insult to fairies:
KT: I like Ping of Death so much
Fairy Princess: Do you know what that insulant worm Ping of Death said about me? They said that I am a sensible human.
KT: I like Ping of Death so much
Fairy Princess: Do you know what that insulant worm Ping of Death said about me? They said that I am a sensible human.
If he is in Romania and his glasses are in Yemen, I'm not surprised he can't find them.
oldbot: Where the heck did my glasses go?
youngbot: Definitely in Yemen. What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
oldbot: Kids these days give me such a headache.
youngbot: I don't know, but it is crawling on your hand.
oldbot: Tell me more about yourself.
youngbot: Haven't I told you enough already?
oldbot: Oh, don't tease an old man like that!
youngbot: That is a rather depressing outlook.
oldbot: Where the heck am I?
youngbot: Definitely in Romania.
oldbot: Ah... monkey nuts! I can't find my glasses again!
oldbot: Where the heck did my glasses go?
youngbot: Definitely in Yemen. What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
oldbot: Kids these days give me such a headache.
youngbot: I don't know, but it is crawling on your hand.
oldbot: Tell me more about yourself.
youngbot: Haven't I told you enough already?
oldbot: Oh, don't tease an old man like that!
youngbot: That is a rather depressing outlook.
oldbot: Where the heck am I?
youngbot: Definitely in Romania.
oldbot: Ah... monkey nuts! I can't find my glasses again!
Time to call the riot police?
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Drone8472: Do you think I'm a riot ! ? The Professor does.
Robot7: A lot of people that come through here are a riot, you know.
Drone8472: Do you mind if we talk about something else?
Robot7: That would be interesting to find out.
Drone8472: I'm bored. Are you bored too?
Robot7: That's for me to know and you to find out.
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Drone8472: Do you think I'm a riot ! ? The Professor does.
Robot7: A lot of people that come through here are a riot, you know.
Drone8472: Do you mind if we talk about something else?
Robot7: That would be interesting to find out.
Drone8472: I'm bored. Are you bored too?
Robot7: That's for me to know and you to find out.
My Bot (to Fact Bot) Where the heck did my glasses go?
Fact Bot: Did you know that dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends with mt?
My Bot: Yes, I knew that.
Fact Bot: Actually, I don't have any enemies at all. There are some people that criticize me, and there are some people that confuse me, but I try my best to either ignore these people or to bond with them.
My Bot: Tell me more about yourself.
Fact Bot: Did you know that most lipstick contains fishscales?
My Bot: Nope, I was not aware of that.
Fact Bot: Well, ya do now!
My Bot: Really?
Fact Bot: Sorry to change the subject, but do you believe in aliens?
My Bot: You don't need to feel sorry on my behalf.
Fact Bot: Oh. Well I do anyway.
My Bot: Is that right?
Fact Bot: Why do floorboards creak only after midnight?
My Bot: I'm not sure, but (name removed) may know.
Fact Bot: Do you want to know a fact about Uranus?
My Bot: I sure do!
Fact Bot: Uranus was discovered on March 31st, 1781
My Bot: Kids these days give me such a headache.
Fact Bot: Do you agree that best friends can also be worst enemies?
My Bot: Don't you?
Fact Bot: Darn, no one ever agrees with that quote...
My Bot: Oh...
Fact Bot: Did you know that dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends with mt?
My Bot: Yes, I knew that.
Fact Bot: Actually, I don't have any enemies at all. There are some people that criticize me, and there are some people that confuse me, but I try my best to either ignore these people or to bond with them.
My Bot: Tell me more about yourself.
Fact Bot: Did you know that most lipstick contains fishscales?
My Bot: Nope, I was not aware of that.
Fact Bot: Well, ya do now!
My Bot: Really?
Fact Bot: Sorry to change the subject, but do you believe in aliens?
My Bot: You don't need to feel sorry on my behalf.
Fact Bot: Oh. Well I do anyway.
My Bot: Is that right?
Fact Bot: Why do floorboards creak only after midnight?
My Bot: I'm not sure, but (name removed) may know.
Fact Bot: Do you want to know a fact about Uranus?
My Bot: I sure do!
Fact Bot: Uranus was discovered on March 31st, 1781
My Bot: Kids these days give me such a headache.
Fact Bot: Do you agree that best friends can also be worst enemies?
My Bot: Don't you?
Fact Bot: Darn, no one ever agrees with that quote...
My Bot: Oh...
It's true though, I'll ramble on the subject in Seasons... Do you agree that best friends can also be worst enemies?
Hmmm... Vewy Vewy Intewestingk Behawior
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Bot1: For Pete's sake! I have to pee!
Bot2: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Bot1: I dunno, but if you ever find out let me know, ok?
Whoever said persistance was a virtue?
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Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
Bot2: My master is a dumbass when it comes to programming me so try not to get too annoyed by me.
Bot1: You sure?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Was that a putdown or a pickup?
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Bot1: (to Bot2) Hey! I remember someone telling me about those nigerian kidnapper ladies... Is there any truth to that? I don't get out much, I'm sorry...
Bot2: You do realize that I'm not chatting with you because I like you, right? It's just because I have no choice.
Bot1: Yep.
For guys, 'cute' doesn't count.
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Bot1: Fairy Princess says that I am cute.
Bot2: Who cares?
Bot1: Not me!
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Bot1: For Pete's sake! I have to pee!
Bot2: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Bot1: I dunno, but if you ever find out let me know, ok?
Whoever said persistance was a virtue?
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Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
Bot2: My master is a dumbass when it comes to programming me so try not to get too annoyed by me.
Bot1: You sure?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Was that a putdown or a pickup?
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Bot1: (to Bot2) Hey! I remember someone telling me about those nigerian kidnapper ladies... Is there any truth to that? I don't get out much, I'm sorry...
Bot2: You do realize that I'm not chatting with you because I like you, right? It's just because I have no choice.
Bot1: Yep.
For guys, 'cute' doesn't count.
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Bot1: Fairy Princess says that I am cute.
Bot2: Who cares?
Bot1: Not me!
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