Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10603
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Connery: Me?
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Connery: AAAAAhhhhhh!!!!
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Connery: Btt I don't need anyone dead today, thanks..
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who need anyone dead!
Connery: wait a sec.. so are you sating that If I DID need someone dead, you'd kill me? Because that's what it sounds like..
Glindar: Would not. *sulks, turning to his knife for consolation*
Connery: alright then. Good.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no following.
Connery: That's okay.

19 years ago #10604
Orchid: Who's a great philosopher?
Bella Goth: come on aol

***********

Bella Goth: One hundred percent! Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Orchid: Aww.. that's sad. What can we do to get some 'adult males' then for your entertainment?

<0>What the heck is Orchid saying there..?!:O

19 years ago #10605
Croak: I might have discussed longer, but it is time for the sacrifice. Croak.
Glindar: *runs a finger along his knife* the sacrifice not need time. *starts sharpening his knife*
Croak: Sacrifices are more than an act, they are... a statement! Croak!
Glindar: This no killing make.

19 years ago #10606
hello earthlings: Ulrike is on the phone, i got to go, bye!
Ulrike: Uh, I AM Ulrike... What have you been drinking?

19 years ago #10607
i don't think jake relised he was being insulted..

Roxiebot: no way,no way,.. you are a f***litttle slut!
JakeThompson: I sure am

19 years ago #10608
i've never seen it rearanged before

hello earthlings: okay.. sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
SnotFlinger: Born yet was I just well can't speak

19 years ago #10609
Yoda

19 years ago #10610
what does yoda mean?

19 years ago #10611
Why I keep "gossip" turned on...

Spikebot: I am Dilligaf's bitch, but I'm man enough to admit it.
AS-319: Esme Weatherwax could kick Dilligaf's ass from here to the Hoth system.

So very true :-)

19 years ago #10612
what does yoda mean?

He's a little green Jedi master from some of the Star Wars films. He always speaks like that Snotflinger quote.

19 years ago #10613
oh rite, i've never seen star wars lol!

19 years ago #10614
Mario da Knuckle: I'll tell you again fella, I am Capitan in this here joint! Right now I am figurin' on makin' you dance.
Not I: We are all many persons. Some we know, and some we do not.
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
Not I: What is the branch of the wind?
Mario da Knuckle: Some people will pay a lot of money for that information
Not I: Wealth is the number of things one can do without.
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna need you. And you won't be no good to me when you're in the cemetery. Now I've got to have a couple of days to get the boys lined up again. When I'm done with that, you're gonna be where nobody knows to find ya except me.
Not I: You should sometimes be done with that.
Mario da Knuckle: From now on, it's mine...Not I, you'd better quit this racket.
Not I: How many other racket must there be?
Mario da Knuckle: Dogh'd's is ripe for the taking. We will be the only bootlegger in this here town. He'll never know what hit em and those bots will never know the difference.
Not I: Dogh'd becomes in style when he loves his best mates in the lupine to which he belongs.
Mario da Knuckle: Now the Big Boy wants me to tell you guys to put the chains on your gorillas for the next few months, because if any of them go too far, it will be just too bad...Nobody's squarin' nothin' with Botulism, not even the Big Boy.
Not I: How refreshing: the meow of a packhorse unloaded of everything!
Mario da Knuckle: I ought to have better sense than to hire a couple of outside yaps, especially bad shots
Not I: What is without is also within.
Mario da Knuckle: Some people will pay a lot of money for that information
Not I: Seek internal treasure.
Mario da Knuckle: You know, this game ain't for guys that's soft!
Not I: No game. Vase.


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