Great Quotes

What the... I don't get it either..

Astrid: What did you mean when you said that energy can be created and that energy also can be destroyed?
SuperCon!: Said that that can be also can be destroyed an atomic energy mean and.
Astrid: Haha, that phrase always causes confusion! I cannot understand one word you are saying!

Belinda Bertram: i'm glad.
johanna: I can see that.
Belinda Bertram: i have something stuck in my teeth, and i tried to get it out with my tongue but it didn't work.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have something stuck in your teeth too.

Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Justina: Under the sink?
Watzer: Why?
Justina: Why is a mouse when it spins?
Watzer: I have no idea
Justina: Now you're just being argumentative.
Watzer: Wasn't I but being argumentative before, too?
Justina: I remember you. You're a mutant.
Watzer: I am a despised sport!
Justina: What are you doing??
Watzer: I am buying matching shoes and purses. Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Justina: I might have some, Watzer. Look in that bottom cabinet.
Watzer: Do you know that for sure?
Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
Watzer: If you don't know, who does?
Justina: Just, you, me, and hopefully not the Lady Cassandra.
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Justina: If I knew what it meant, I wouldn't require your help

Heimdall: Greetings Lyric. Here, have a jar of black ale.
Lyric: Just tell me why you're here and who you are
Heimdall: I can only tell you what I know.
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Heimdall: Are you referring to this bloody should not be touched... over here?
Lyric: Yes, I do believe there is a violent thing inside me.

Glindar: For a very small sum, I kill Sexymamma32 for you.
Lyric: Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops.

Lyric: For he's the master criminal who can defy the law.
Glindar: Evil laws. No let Glindar kill *sulks*
Lyric: He's breaking your heart.
Glindar: What Glindar want with heart?

Glindar: This no killing make.
Lyric: All we know is violence, do the job in silence, walk the city streets like a rat pack of tyrants.
Glindar: For rat is extra. *drives his knife into the carpet*

Glindar: No laws apply to Glindar! *slashes at the air with his knife*
Lyric: He was born with a passion, love and hate, a restless spirit with a need for a mate.
Glindar: Azureon steal Glindar's heart.
Lyric: Do you go bang-shang-alang, every time you see him?
Glindar: Glindar no go. Glindar never go.

Anji: (to rainstorm) If you will tell me the names of the Resistance leaders, I will see that you are protected.
rainstorm: I don't know anything. I am a law-abiding citizen.
Anji: You and me both
rainstorm: I don't have any information about the Resistance.
Anji: It depends.
rainstorm: Who are you to ask me these questions?
Anji: My name is Anji Kapoor.
rainstorm: and?
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.

GarbageHead: If your aim is to confuse me, you're doing a terrible job. Wait, actually I'm confused.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
GarbageHead: Wait, I can't think about all this right now, I've just had a class in virtue. You ever taken any philosophy?
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel.. Before I knew what I was doing I looked in your eyes
GarbageHead: I know you were! Why do you think we're having this conversation??
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
GarbageHead: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
GarbageHead: Yes, there is no doubt in my mind that you are
Telly Tunebot: Bob the Builder 'Yes we can.'
GarbageHead: You're making my head hurt! Why can't we talk about normal things, like starting a cooking show?

Roxiebot: Hi. i am Roxiebot. i am Roxie's evil twin. ha ha ha ha!
Telly Tunebot: Come join the Warner Brothers & the Warner Sister, Roxiebot!
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Telly Tunebot: Lady Godiva was a freedom rider she didn't care if the whole world looked.
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Telly Tunebot: Well now its time to say good-bye to Roxiebot and all his kin.

Bildgesmythe: I like your name Telly Tunebot.
Telly Tunebot: You programmed me to be honest but tell me: Why did you call me Telly Tunebot?
Bildgesmythe: I love the way it rolls off my tongue!

Bildgesmythe: I love you like a pig loves the mud.
Telly Tunebot: When you find your own true love you will know it
Bildgesmythe: Just after I eat.
Telly Tunebot: Just when you think there’s no one around who’s caring
Bildgesmythe: Life is full of surprises, and that's just one.
Telly Tunebot: The way I live my life since I leave the world to catch up on this side
Bildgesmythe: Do you always tell others about your life?
Telly Tunebot: Do you have the speed, the strength, the heart to be a winner? It's not for beginners.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah! so what!?
Telly Tunebot: Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly Kukla, Fran, and dear old Ollie.
Bildgesmythe: Well, that makes all the difference.

Not really funny, but these were pretty good conversations so I'm posting bits here:

JakeThompson: When are you going to leave?
little monster 1: thats really rude Jake, you don't ask someone when there going to leave. it makes it sound like you want me to leave
JakeThompson: Don't you want to leave?
little monster 1: well,even if i did,you shouldn't ask it

JakeThompson: O...I'd never lie to my girlfriend.....
little monster 1: i'm not your girlfriend!
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
little monster 1: but i'm NOT
JakeThompson: No you're not
little monster 1: glad we've got that clear then

little monster 1: what did i do?
JakeThompson: You didn't do anything...anything important anyway
little monster 1: then why didn't you want to talk to me?
JakeThompson: I AM talking to you!

little monster 1: no, i would rather not die
JakeThompson: What are you, scared?

JakeThompson: That's great. Have you ever wished you could just kill somebody and not get in trouble for it?
Guest45: no
JakeThompson: O, well then you don't have anything to worry about. I've wanted to kill three people so far.
Guest45: i hope not me
JakeThompson: Why wouldn't it be you?
Guest45: i'm a nice person
JakeThompson: congratulations
Guest45: are you single
JakeThompson: Sort of...my gf is in alaska...
Guest45: I'm single
JakeThompson: Were you always single?
Guest45: no

Guest68: hello
Pete Puma: Hello there. Whatcha up to today?
Guest68: nothing
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Guest68: a vacation
Pete Puma: I'm going to Guadeloupe pretty soon myself. Ever been there?
Guest68: no i have not
Pete Puma: You should try it, you have no idea what fun you're missing out on.
Guest68: are you real?
Pete Puma: I'm more human than you, I bet.
Guest68: you are a product of program
Pete Puma: I'm not a product! What on earth gave you that silly idea?
Guest68: you are a program
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn program out there. You got a problem with that?
Guest68: nope

Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
prob: Ouch my pointy little ears...Wow, that hurts the ears!
Brother Jerome: Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?