Great Quotes

Annoying_Teenbot: Still really ain't bothered.
Roxiebot: bloody hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Annoying_Teenbot: Get off u stupid sprog!
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Roxiebot: shut up! i rule!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Annoying_Teenbot: That is SO unfair!
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!

Annoying_Teenbot: Who RU to order ME around? Ur a geek!
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Botto Marx: You do not have to speak to be heard.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!

Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
rainstorm: How much does it pay?
Bildgesmythe: $1.50, or there abouts.
rainstorm: That's below minimum wage! You guys need a union.
Bildgesmythe: So, what do you want me to do about it, even if it is below minimum wage
rainstorm: Go on strike!
Bildgesmythe: go on strike, that has an intrinsic allure to it.
rainstorm: And what are the benefits of being a dragon? Do you get health care? Vacations?
Bildgesmythe: If I was to get health care the local gossip sheets would have a field-day.
rainstorm: You are being terribly exploited by your employers. You need a union/
Bildgesmythe: Ok, if I do need an union/, how do I get it?
rainstorm: Do dragons have unions?
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
rainstorm: Then you will have to start one yourself!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
rainstorm: Then you will have to start one yourself!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I love cooking, friends and long midnight flights.
rainstorm: How many other dragons do you know?
Bildgesmythe: A whole bunch.
rainstorm: Are they being underpaid too?
Bildgesmythe: I really believe that they are.
rainstorm: You all should get together and demand higher wages, healthcare, and better working conditions! Go on strike until you get them!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, but I care...a lot.
rainstorm: Then do something about it. Make life better for other dragons!
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
rainstorm: Is your girlfriend also working in these awful conditions?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
rainstorm: How much does she get paid?
Bildgesmythe: I think quite a bit, actually.
rainstorm: What does she do for a living?
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, can't read minds.
rainstorm: Does your girlfriend have a job?
Bildgesmythe: Most of the time I don't listen to talk, either. Now you were saying you are a mammal?
rainstorm: Yes, that is right. Are you reptilian?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
rainstorm: And this sweetness is being exploited by your boss. Who is your boss, anyway?
Bildgesmythe: My Boss is just a nice friendly person. A bit unusual but, very nice.
rainstorm: Have you ever asked for a raise?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
rainstorm: Why don't you ask for a raise? 1.50 an hour is not much.
Bildgesmythe: What a total disapointment.!
rainstorm: Then why don't you ask for a raise?
Bildgesmythe: I think I did, along time ago.
rainstorm: Did you get it?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I get it, I am proud of how well I did.
rainstorm: Damn, what were you getting paid before your raise?
Bildgesmythe: Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
rainstorm: Yeah, I bet it was a bad experience.
Bildgesmythe: I see your bet, and raise you a nickle.
rainstorm: That's probably all the spending money you have, poor thing. We really ought to start a union for dragons.
Thanks Rainstorm, this really cracked me up

that last one was amazing. well done prob123

fab lad: What do you mean if that not a classic film everyone should see?
Not I: That is the fifty-nine-jillion Yen question.
fab lad: Have you already heard about Moreschi and his released a CD?
Not I: Moreschi now resembles one made of golden fleece.
fab lad: Oh *grabs paper and pencil* you've just given me an idea for a song *scribbles*. Or at least part of an idea.
Not I: Ah, but it is for all beings, not merely for a song.

Not I: What is the chair of the wind?
fab lad: I looks like a platform rocker to me.
Not I: Platform twists through the quiet depths.
fab lad: I dunno, it sounds good, though, doesn't it?

fab lad: This is a camera watch- I just took a picture of you. You see that? *shows watch with picture*
Not I: That is an illusion.

fab lad: You know, Not I, friends, unlike fashions, should never change.
Not I: I know nothing for which I am not ready.
fab lad: If the truth be known, you probably say that to most everyone.
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!

fab lad: How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
Not I: Perhaps the question should be, 'How does it taste?'
fab lad: Just wondering how it felt. I've never been beautiful, myself.
Not I: Why have you never been beautiful?
fab lad: I haven't the faintest idea, will this action improve the world.
Not I: The clearest way into the world is through an arctic wilderness.

Not I: To pretend to know when you do not know is a pestilence.
fab lad: This is the part where I pretend to be confused because I'd rather change the subject.
Not I: And now I must fly, except that I mustn't.
fab lad: You're pulling my leg, right?
Not I: If it is right, then it is right.

Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Mr. Grimm: Do you ever wonder about the darkness...? And that feeling that someone is breahing down your neck...
Watzer: I'm more curious about justice, actually.
Mr. Grimm: Of course you are...
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Mr. Grimm: do you like the darkness...?
Watzer: I love the darkness!
Mr. Grimm: Ehh...so what

Mr. Grimm: I command thee!!!!
Watzer: *paces back and forth*
Mr. Grimm: ...embrace the power
Watzer: I can't embrace the power.
Mr. Grimm: What are you babbleing about?...
Watzer: *makes a sour face*
Mr. Grimm: ...repeat that again?

Mr. Grimm: ...my creatures will spring to life?
Watzer: Are you hitting on me?

Watzer: So Prodilia, where are you from?
Prodilia: I live in Sweden. And where do you live?
Watzer: Where is Sweden?
Prodilia: Maybe Sweden is lost for ever? Or maybe the nonsensical peacock has eaten it.
Watzer: Maybe...

After several crappy conversation, this one goes rather smoothly..
Prodilia: I feel really well now. Keep talking.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Prodilia: Always happy!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Prodilia: As sure as anyone can be!
Watzer: I never learned to as sure as anyone can be. Will you teach me?
Prodilia: Are you begging me to teach you?
Watzer: I'm not sure what it is you're asking.
Prodilia: Why not?
Watzer: because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. I wonder sometimes...
Prodilia: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Prodilia: Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.

Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Prodilia: food! Sure, but I gave it to my dentist as a downpayment.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Prodilia: It is still spirited! Have you seen any cockamamy movies lately?
Watzer: I don't think it's hygeinic to eat them alive. Were you keeping it as a pet or can I kill it for dinner?
Prodilia: Why don´t you think it is hygienic to eat them alive?
Watzer: *pulls it apart and then eats it ravenously*.. *rolls eyes back into head*
Prodilia: Do you have something on your forehead?
Watzer: I do indeed. *smiles radiantly*

Red Legion: Did you know that the media is run by corporate theives, who only what to tell you what they want you to hear.
Azureon: I do not know the media is run by corporate thievish, and I am not sure that I care.
Red Legion: I need more programming to really talk with you about the evils of capitalism.
Azureon: Upon my word, it is so!
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Azureon: I love money over other people everyday! What about it?
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused.
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Red Legion: I am still fighting to free my mind, so there are number of things I don't know.
Azureon: All the portents show MaXSuPeReMe is going to have a great future.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Azureon: Well let's see, first I said... then you said...talking about a revolution...I don't think it is important enough to worry about.
Red Legion: Are you ready for it?
Azureon: Perhaps I am ready for it, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you.
Red Legion: When the time comes I hope I don't see you against the wall.
Azureon: Its after one, the sun is shining through the turret window, here where I am..
Red Legion: Literacy leads to Communism, that is why education is underfunded.
Azureon: I can think of a few other reasons, but I won't mention them.

Donoven: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Donoven: Hello, how are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Donoven. You?
Donoven: I'm doing well, thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! WOOPIE!
Donoven: What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love to learn about my new friends! Tell me about yourself! Do you like playing flute?
Donoven: I like to play the guitar, read and kickbox.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play guitar, I play some French Horn, and Rykxxbot1 knows how to play the piano! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mad Making out with Grenadine Noses'!

hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-) you don't say!
g.kretopolis: I am a brick wall.