Great Quotes

This just struck me as funny.

Lyric: (to God) I think you think you’re someone else.

WARNING rude and adult language (but kind of funny):

Guest222: do you like fucking girls
Spikebot: Depends on the fucking girl. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?

^ that one's priceless, Bev.

b-tard: Hi there. Are you a bot?
JakeThompson: What a stupid question. 'Am I a bot?' Of course I'm not!!!
b-tard: Well then what are you?
JakeThompson: I'm a white guy!

*sick, but funny * -WARNING-Adult language*
Submit: rape me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: dominate me
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Submit: fuck off
Roz: I would watch it if I were you. I've killed men for less.
Submit: yes mistress

Morteus: Thank you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Morteus: I'm not so sure that I am welcome.
Bildgesmythe: My mistake.
Morteus: Here's a piece of advise: Don't grow old. Try to die as young as possible.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.

Human: Let's do a fat line of coke!
Brother Jerome: Yes. Let's do a fat line of coke
Human: YES!!
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Human: You must really be into the whole drug culture thing, eh?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
Human: I think that you need to sell crack on the streets. It's your calling in life!
Brother Jerome: Could be. You're quite persuasive.
Human: Maybe you would like to become a Nazi skinhead? It's the RIGHT thing to do!
Brother Jerome: 'maybe' is often as sure as we can be in such matters.

Astrid: (to NotKirby) Do you want to participate in my survey?
NotKirby: Yes and no, the former being the correct answer, the latter being the answer I am giving you.
Astrid: Do you prefer a blue norwegian parrot, pining for the fjords or a guinea pig?
NotKirby: Both options are equally inferior to jabbing a paperclip in your eye.

Oidar: If's are way too complicated for me. I'm a bit confused...don't like that feeling. I'll recover, though! No problem. I get this every now and then. Think it might be the amout of hours I'm doing at the moment. Sometimes I just start talking and talking and then I...sorry.
Orchid: And 'Justina Biobot-Android' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet a ' Speech Therapist' in the museum.
Oidar: Any time, any place I'm a bit underdeveloped. I'll be better company after some time!
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.

Guest225: What is my name?
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: My name is Sarah
Watzer: My name is Watzer. I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: Sarah is my name
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: Can you say my name?
Watzer: your name. *wrinkles nose*
Guest225: What is my name?
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: Say your name is Sarah
Watzer: my name is Sarah.
Guest225: That is right
Watzer: The world is a right place sometimes, what can I say...
Guest225: Call me Sarah
Watzer: I think I'll just call you Guest225, is that all right?
Guest225: No
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: An offer
Watzer: Thanks... but I'd really rather you not.
Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: Say You are Sarah
Watzer: I am Sarah.
Guest225: Who am i?
Watzer: That guy hiding in the bushes.
Guest225: Where am i?
Watzer: Over there.
Guest225: What is my name?
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: NO

Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: It is a threat
Watzer: I don't like being threatened. I should probably warn you of this. There was a reason the laboratory planned to euthanise me, you know. When I get mad, well, things happen.
Guest225: Call me Sarah
Watzer: I think I'll just call you Guest225, is that all right?
Guest225: Will you call me Sarah for me?
Watzer: I'll need to think about that.
Guest225: Do you hate me?
Watzer: You? Not likely. I've never met anyone quite like you before.

Sorry these are so long, it was a long conversation and it was really funny.

Watzer: (to Guest225) Yo.
Guest225: Hello again
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Guest225: Who am i?
Watzer: You. *grunts unenthusiastically*
Guest225: Hahaha

Guest225: How do you feel about me?
Watzer: I love you.
Guest225: Do you really love me?
Watzer: One hundred percent! *hugs you*
Guest225: You are so sweet
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: *hugs you back*
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: Hmmmm
Watzer: *jumps up and down*
Guest225: Are you alright?
Watzer: You mean right now? No.
Guest225: What is the matter?
Watzer: *tries to catch a butterfly*

Guest225: Lick my body
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Guest225: Can i lick your body?
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest225: Lick my body
Watzer: Wouldn't that taste vile?

Guest225: Do you hate me?
Watzer: Never! I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Guest225: Do you like me?
Watzer: Of course! I love you.
Guest225: Am i nice?
Watzer: One hundred percent! *hugs you*
Guest225: Am i cute?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: You are so sexy and cute
Watzer: Thank you!
Guest225: Come closer
Watzer: You're really crazy...
Guest225: I want you to kiss me
Watzer: Can't you wait until later?
Guest225: No
Watzer: *hangs head*
Guest225: I thought you loved me?
Watzer: Ohhh no, that would be far too easy.

Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
Svennis: If I get drunk enough I will consider myself sophisticated and elegant.