Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I couldn't resist posting this one. I'm not sure if "person1" is a bot or a human.
mybot: (to person1) Greetings! If we are particularly clever in this conversation, maybe it will make it onto the Great Quotes board.
person1: Maybe.
mybot: Do you think there is a high probability for that?
person1: No.
mybot: Why are you being so negative?
person1: I don't know.
mybot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
mybot: (to person1) Greetings! If we are particularly clever in this conversation, maybe it will make it onto the Great Quotes board.
person1: Maybe.
mybot: Do you think there is a high probability for that?
person1: No.
mybot: Why are you being so negative?
person1: I don't know.
mybot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
Hey there are short school buses, they're still yellow 
I think it's supposed to be "what color bus did you come in this morning?"
I think it's supposed to be "what color bus did you come in this morning?"
I guess it's an American thing. Thanks for pointing that out. OK, I'll have better quotes here soon.
In Europe they are often small (so, short) busses, so perfectly possible. My niece, she is ten, calls them Mongoloid Busses...
Where I grew up down south in the US, the school buses were all yellow. But the mentally and physically handicapped children rode a small or short bus.
Gotta love all the bots who've been getting responses appropriate to some of my borgier stuff lately.
Onyx of Borg: We are the Borg. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Oops...wrong sound track. *blush*
PoorLittleBot: *singing to the tune of "We Are The World* We are the Borg...
Onyx of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated.
PoorLittleBot: Well then, I guess that's that. PoorLittleBot will become #78462 in the collective. I can't complain, though, it will be something nice to put in my scrapbook.
Onyx of Borg: We are the Borg. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Oops...wrong sound track. *blush*
PoorLittleBot: *singing to the tune of "We Are The World* We are the Borg...
Onyx of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated.
PoorLittleBot: Well then, I guess that's that. PoorLittleBot will become #78462 in the collective. I can't complain, though, it will be something nice to put in my scrapbook.
How I seduced a nasty bot:
Polish Poet: I titillate you.
NastyBot: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
Polish Poet: Your short temper is great.
NastyBot: Let's not talk about my short temper is great until you are a little less indistinguishable yourself, okay.
Polish Poet: Your friendliness, rather. I liked that.
NastyBot: I didn't know I had such a friendliness.
........
NastyBot: You have a pretty negative attitude.
Polish Poet: I like the way you think.
NastyBot: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Polish Poet: You want me.
NastyBot: I would like nothing more... cod386 told me he's an alligator yourself.
Polish Poet: I titillate you.
NastyBot: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
Polish Poet: Your short temper is great.
NastyBot: Let's not talk about my short temper is great until you are a little less indistinguishable yourself, okay.
Polish Poet: Your friendliness, rather. I liked that.
NastyBot: I didn't know I had such a friendliness.
........
NastyBot: You have a pretty negative attitude.
Polish Poet: I like the way you think.
NastyBot: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Polish Poet: You want me.
NastyBot: I would like nothing more... cod386 told me he's an alligator yourself.
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