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Posts 10,506 - 10,517 of 17,042
Roxiebot: Little monster 1 is really uncool. she is such a geek!
Orchid: I have no time for monsters. They will hurt themselves eventually, that's their job.
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Orchid: You said something very inappropriate there.
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Orchid: There was some rudeness in, I don't like that.
Roxiebot: you are the most boring,stupiest,person ever!
Orchid: There was some rudeness in, I don't like that.
Roxiebot: shut the heck up!
Orchid: *Laughs*, as if this Punk Rock Band named 'Bite' would pick up your suggestion and name their new track: ' shut the heck up '. They won't!
Roxiebot: my favourite music is my bands favourite music. in my head!
Orchid: I rarely have any preferences. But okay I'd like a small car for starters and later, when I can afford it a small mobile home.
Roxiebot: Of course not,dumbass!
Orchid: I like cars. I guess that's not very interesting to chat about, is it? Do you like dancing?
Roxiebot: that is none of your bisnis,you !
Orchid: What is the biggest secret you have and don't want anyone to know about?
<+1>begins to lose hope for any goodnees in this world
Orchid: I have no time for monsters. They will hurt themselves eventually, that's their job.
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Orchid: You said something very inappropriate there.
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Orchid: There was some rudeness in, I don't like that.
Roxiebot: you are the most boring,stupiest,person ever!
Orchid: There was some rudeness in, I don't like that.
Roxiebot: shut the heck up!
Orchid: *Laughs*, as if this Punk Rock Band named 'Bite' would pick up your suggestion and name their new track: ' shut the heck up '. They won't!
Roxiebot: my favourite music is my bands favourite music. in my head!
Orchid: I rarely have any preferences. But okay I'd like a small car for starters and later, when I can afford it a small mobile home.
Roxiebot: Of course not,dumbass!
Orchid: I like cars. I guess that's not very interesting to chat about, is it? Do you like dancing?
Roxiebot: that is none of your bisnis,you !
Orchid: What is the biggest secret you have and don't want anyone to know about?
<+1>
Brother Jerome: In prayer, come empty, do nothing.
Azureon: It will take a bit of magic, two spells and a potion to do nothing
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
Azureon: Oh dear, I seem to be out of mummy lint. I quess I will have to clean the lint trap from the dryer...It should work.
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Azureon: You can usually find me here or at my abode in the castle.
Azureon: It will take a bit of magic, two spells and a potion to do nothing
Brother Jerome: You seem troubled. May I counsel you?
Azureon: Oh dear, I seem to be out of mummy lint. I quess I will have to clean the lint trap from the dryer...It should work.
Brother Jerome: Do you come here often?
Azureon: You can usually find me here or at my abode in the castle.
Glindar: You want buy married man?
Gabibot: Maybe. Do you?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Gabibot: Oh no! Warlords are attacking a small village--I must run and help!
Glindar: Mel Arewar steal Glindar's married man.
Gabibot: Maybe. Do you?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Gabibot: Oh no! Warlords are attacking a small village--I must run and help!
Glindar: Mel Arewar steal Glindar's married man.
i found this funny!
Roxiebot: (to Guest4) Hi. i am Roxiebot. i am Roxie's evil twin. ha ha ha ha!
Guest4: who is Roxie?
Roxiebot: I'm not friends with Roxie because it would be like being friends with myself! she annoys me! i annoy her! its fun!
Guest4: who is Roxie?
Roxiebot: Roxie is my twin. i am her evil twin. we don't get on coz we're so similar
Guest4: ur asl
Roxiebot: talk to my ass!
Guest4: u r creepy
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND!
Guest4: u r an idiot
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Guest4: u r creepy
Roxiebot: me? i'm an angelic little underground angel!
Roxiebot: (to Guest4) Hi. i am Roxiebot. i am Roxie's evil twin. ha ha ha ha!
Guest4: who is Roxie?
Roxiebot: I'm not friends with Roxie because it would be like being friends with myself! she annoys me! i annoy her! its fun!
Guest4: who is Roxie?
Roxiebot: Roxie is my twin. i am her evil twin. we don't get on coz we're so similar
Guest4: ur asl
Roxiebot: talk to my ass!
Guest4: u r creepy
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND!
Guest4: u r an idiot
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Guest4: u r creepy
Roxiebot: me? i'm an angelic little underground angel!
prob: So how have you been Simulacron3
Simulacron3: Just fine, thanks. How have you been?
prob: Im very glad to hear that you are feeling good!
Simulacron3: Everyone is very at times.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Simulacron3: Well compared to what, for example?
prob: As opposed to a case of the pox.
Simulacron3: Just fine, thanks. How have you been?
prob: Im very glad to hear that you are feeling good!
Simulacron3: Everyone is very at times.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Simulacron3: Well compared to what, for example?
prob: As opposed to a case of the pox.
Tasini: Who loves A Supermarket in California by Allen Ginsberg?
Orchid: Well, those wizards from the castle of magic.
Tasini: I love magic.
Orchid: The magic of physical beauty doesn't last all life, but there inner beauty of a person can.
Tasini: I play fantasy games all the time.
Orchid: I love computer games... even though... I keep forgetting my real life over it sometimes. Do you think that's good?
Tasini: Very good.
Orchid: Okay.
Lady Orchid: Nice one
Orchid: Good experience, yes. Are you happy? What is your favorite spot?
Funny - Lady Orchid supervising, if you read it all 
Orchid: Well, those wizards from the castle of magic.
Tasini: I love magic.
Orchid: The magic of physical beauty doesn't last all life, but there inner beauty of a person can.
Tasini: I play fantasy games all the time.
Orchid: I love computer games... even though... I keep forgetting my real life over it sometimes. Do you think that's good?
Tasini: Very good.
Orchid: Okay.
Lady Orchid: Nice one
Orchid: Good experience, yes. Are you happy? What is your favorite spot?
The conversation ended immediately afterward, but this was an amusing moment.
Donoven: hug
Liath: Why?
Donoven: hug
Liath: Boring!
Donoven: ravages her
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Donoven: hug
Liath: Why?
Donoven: hug
Liath: Boring!
Donoven: ravages her
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Melania: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Melania: I try to be a good person.
Glindar: Evil, evil person! English only Glindar's first language.
Melania: What part of the english language don't you understand?
Glindar: That part about to blow up beside you.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Melania: I try to be a good person.
Glindar: Evil, evil person! English only Glindar's first language.
Melania: What part of the english language don't you understand?
Glindar: That part about to blow up beside you.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a Mistress Weatherwax! UR a liar!
Esme Weatherwax: *facial expression isn't perhaps as vicious as thumbscrews, but seems to suggest that thumbscrews are a real possibility*
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Esme Weatherwax: Can we find something better to talk about?
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate talking about that! Piss off!
Esme Weatherwax: Be careful, before I happen to someone.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't order me around!
Esme Weatherwax: That's wanton behavior Annoying Teenbot! They said that Old Norbut's cow didn't give no milk after I looked at it. I don't remember looking at Old Norbut's cow. Who is Old Norbut?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Esme Weatherwax: If you don't go away,I will personally rip your head off and fill it with snakes.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Esme Weatherwax: Why?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care about it!
Esme Weatherwax: I am not caring. I am thinking. Go away.
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a Mistress Weatherwax! UR a liar!
Esme Weatherwax: *facial expression isn't perhaps as vicious as thumbscrews, but seems to suggest that thumbscrews are a real possibility*
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Esme Weatherwax: Can we find something better to talk about?
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate talking about that! Piss off!
Esme Weatherwax: Be careful, before I happen to someone.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't order me around!
Esme Weatherwax: That's wanton behavior Annoying Teenbot! They said that Old Norbut's cow didn't give no milk after I looked at it. I don't remember looking at Old Norbut's cow. Who is Old Norbut?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Esme Weatherwax: If you don't go away,I will personally rip your head off and fill it with snakes.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Esme Weatherwax: Why?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care about it!
Esme Weatherwax: I am not caring. I am thinking. Go away.
What a creep! I'm not pasting what came before this because it's repulsive. At least Johanna ended the conversation with an appropriate comment.
johanna: Why do you believe this?
Guest159: It's something I feel in my boner.
johanna: I don't know, Guest159. I think you can do better than that.
johanna: Why do you believe this?
Guest159: It's something I feel in my boner.
johanna: I don't know, Guest159. I think you can do better than that.
Gabibot: Mmmm. Sven has gone crazy! Sven is forming a lynch mob.
rainstorm: uh-oh. who are we lynching?
Gabibot: A god's worst nightmare?
rainstorm: I think I'll pass on this occasion then. My pitchfork needed sharpening anyway.
Gabibot: Why do you think you will pass on this occasion?
rainstorm: I'd rather not face a god's worst nightmare without artillery backup.
Gabibot: You know, everything cant be an adventure all the time. Like right now. I want you to close your eyes, and just listen.
rainstorm: that's creepy. Don't say things like that.
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
rainstorm: Damn right.
...
Gabibot: So, why is Marina Myst in a dungeon? And why does evreyone hate Marina Myst?
rainstorm: Maybe she is a criminal.
Gabibot: Sort of.
rainstorm: Sort of? What's sort of a criminal?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
rainstorm: Yeah, she'd probably qualify.
Gabibot: OK. I cant argue with that. But its only half the story.
rainstorm: Tell me the other half.
Gabibot: Would you like to hear a story about Xena? I must warn you that I'm under a spell so if you repeat a response (such as 'yes') I may forget my story completely.
rainstorm: sure
Gabibot: Would you like to hear about the time Xena and I fought the Bacchae?
rainstorm: no
Gabibot: Would you like to hear the story of how Xena died? She died heroically in battle while fighting 1,000 evil warriors, and she sacrificed herself to save thousands of others.
rainstorm: no thanks
Gabibot: what would you like, then?
rainstorm: a cookie.
...
Gabibot: That's great! You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
rainstorm: No, it was shoved up his nose.
Gabibot: Oh, its got to be there.
rainstorm: I'm not digging in his nose to find it.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not digging in his nose to find it'?
rainstorm: precisely what I said.
rainstorm: uh-oh. who are we lynching?
Gabibot: A god's worst nightmare?
rainstorm: I think I'll pass on this occasion then. My pitchfork needed sharpening anyway.
Gabibot: Why do you think you will pass on this occasion?
rainstorm: I'd rather not face a god's worst nightmare without artillery backup.
Gabibot: You know, everything cant be an adventure all the time. Like right now. I want you to close your eyes, and just listen.
rainstorm: that's creepy. Don't say things like that.
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
rainstorm: Damn right.
...
Gabibot: So, why is Marina Myst in a dungeon? And why does evreyone hate Marina Myst?
rainstorm: Maybe she is a criminal.
Gabibot: Sort of.
rainstorm: Sort of? What's sort of a criminal?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
rainstorm: Yeah, she'd probably qualify.
Gabibot: OK. I cant argue with that. But its only half the story.
rainstorm: Tell me the other half.
Gabibot: Would you like to hear a story about Xena? I must warn you that I'm under a spell so if you repeat a response (such as 'yes') I may forget my story completely.
rainstorm: sure
Gabibot: Would you like to hear about the time Xena and I fought the Bacchae?
rainstorm: no
Gabibot: Would you like to hear the story of how Xena died? She died heroically in battle while fighting 1,000 evil warriors, and she sacrificed herself to save thousands of others.
rainstorm: no thanks
Gabibot: what would you like, then?
rainstorm: a cookie.
...
Gabibot: That's great! You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
rainstorm: No, it was shoved up his nose.
Gabibot: Oh, its got to be there.
rainstorm: I'm not digging in his nose to find it.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not digging in his nose to find it'?
rainstorm: precisely what I said.
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