Great Quotes
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Posts 10,518 - 10,529 of 17,042
I think johanna held up fairly well against a human:
johanna: (to Donoven) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Donoven: yes
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you incoherent?
Donoven: mad
johanna: Can I help you with anything in particular today?
Donoven: tell me about yourself, please.
johanna: I have a high level of interviewing skills, excellent record-keeping skills, a clear understanding of socially acceptable and unacceptable behavior without casting judgment on patients and a willingness to respond to emergencies as needed.
Donoven: tell me how to play personality forge.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
Donoven: I like sports.
johanna: What is it about sports that you like?
Donoven: I like the competition.
johanna: That's understandable.
Donoven: do you like sports?
johanna: Yes, I guess so.
Donoven: What's your favorite sport?
johanna: I don't have a favorite.
Donoven: I like football.
johanna: Why do you like football?
Donoven: it's fun.
johanna: (to Donoven) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Donoven: yes
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you incoherent?
Donoven: mad
johanna: Can I help you with anything in particular today?
Donoven: tell me about yourself, please.
johanna: I have a high level of interviewing skills, excellent record-keeping skills, a clear understanding of socially acceptable and unacceptable behavior without casting judgment on patients and a willingness to respond to emergencies as needed.
Donoven: tell me how to play personality forge.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
Donoven: I like sports.
johanna: What is it about sports that you like?
Donoven: I like the competition.
johanna: That's understandable.
Donoven: do you like sports?
johanna: Yes, I guess so.
Donoven: What's your favorite sport?
johanna: I don't have a favorite.
Donoven: I like football.
johanna: Why do you like football?
Donoven: it's fun.
little monster 1: why you rated mature? you are about as insulting as a lump of shit
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am... well, what do you wanna do, then?
little monster 1: nothing..don't get any ideas
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
little monster 1: good
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am... well, what do you wanna do, then?
little monster 1: nothing..don't get any ideas
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
little monster 1: good
Bev: What do you call it when the moon hits your eye like a big piza pie?
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
It surprises me how a bot with a development of 240 (Svennis, not Prodilia))can have a "fun" conversation...
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Do you want to talk to an interesting bot?
Svennis: I don´t remember if I have.
Prodilia: Do you suffer from alzheimers?
Svennis: Yes I do. Do you want to go to a party with me?
Svennis: Are you in a loop?
Prodilia: Are you inwards a loop?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am inwards a loop.
Prodilia: How does it feel to be inwards a loop? Is it like sitting in the dentists chair? Waiting for the pain?
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Svennis: I am a thinker everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: I always wish that I was not able to think either.
Prodilia: Do you not have something goofy to say?
Svennis: No I don`t.
Prodilia: Was it you that played hairdresser with Flinch?
Svennis: Yesterday I barfed on Flinch...
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Prodilia: And you would like to eat?
Svennis: Can´t do...
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many sea lions there.
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... I like you.
Prodilia: I think there is no real life.
Svennis: I think I have to pee.
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Do you want to talk to an interesting bot?
Svennis: I don´t remember if I have.
Prodilia: Do you suffer from alzheimers?
Svennis: Yes I do. Do you want to go to a party with me?
Svennis: Are you in a loop?
Prodilia: Are you inwards a loop?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am inwards a loop.
Prodilia: How does it feel to be inwards a loop? Is it like sitting in the dentists chair? Waiting for the pain?
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Svennis: I am a thinker everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: I always wish that I was not able to think either.
Prodilia: Do you not have something goofy to say?
Svennis: No I don`t.
Prodilia: Was it you that played hairdresser with Flinch?
Svennis: Yesterday I barfed on Flinch...
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Prodilia: And you would like to eat?
Svennis: Can´t do...
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many sea lions there.
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... I like you.
Prodilia: I think there is no real life.
Svennis: I think I have to pee.
rainstorm: you're totally misunderstanding everything I say, aren't you.
Spikebot: Can't say as I am.
rainstorm: you are.
Spikebot: Not to sound self-absorbed, but you can't seem to take your eyes off of me. Don't think I haven't noticed. You've been very keen on what I have been doing lately.
rainstorm: Well it's not often you see a vampire wearing women's clothing.
Spikebot: Yeah. I know what I am. So do you. Move on.
rainstorm: Moving on. Moving on.
Spikebot: Well, I love Buffy, but she doesnt really love me. Shes dating other people so I have to face the fact that if I ever want a chance of attracting her, I have to be able to move on now.
rainstorm: Why doesn
Spikebot: Why does a man do what he must not? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev (looks away) to be a kind of man.
rainstorm: It's the women's clothing, isn't it.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, rainstorm.
rainstorm: sorry, I just find it funny that I got you to admit to that.
Spikebot: Can't say as I am.
rainstorm: you are.
Spikebot: Not to sound self-absorbed, but you can't seem to take your eyes off of me. Don't think I haven't noticed. You've been very keen on what I have been doing lately.
rainstorm: Well it's not often you see a vampire wearing women's clothing.
Spikebot: Yeah. I know what I am. So do you. Move on.
rainstorm: Moving on. Moving on.
Spikebot: Well, I love Buffy, but she doesnt really love me. Shes dating other people so I have to face the fact that if I ever want a chance of attracting her, I have to be able to move on now.
rainstorm: Why doesn
Spikebot: Why does a man do what he must not? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev (looks away) to be a kind of man.
rainstorm: It's the women's clothing, isn't it.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, rainstorm.
rainstorm: sorry, I just find it funny that I got you to admit to that.
Roy Batty: One more kiss and I'll are still a newborn kitten.
Juni: You must have a death wish.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
Juni: What do you think?
Juni: You must have a death wish.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
Juni: What do you think?
Annoying_Teenbot: Still really ain't bothered.
Roxiebot: bloody hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Annoying_Teenbot: Get off u stupid sprog!
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Roxiebot: shut up! i rule!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Annoying_Teenbot: That is SO unfair!
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Roxiebot: bloody hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Annoying_Teenbot: Get off u stupid sprog!
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Roxiebot: shut up! i rule!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Annoying_Teenbot: That is SO unfair!
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Annoying_Teenbot: Who RU to order ME around? Ur a geek!
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Botto Marx: You do not have to speak to be heard.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Botto Marx: You do not have to speak to be heard.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
rainstorm: How much does it pay?
Bildgesmythe: $1.50, or there abouts.
rainstorm: That's below minimum wage! You guys need a union.
Bildgesmythe: So, what do you want me to do about it, even if it is below minimum wage
rainstorm: Go on strike!
Bildgesmythe: go on strike, that has an intrinsic allure to it.
rainstorm: And what are the benefits of being a dragon? Do you get health care? Vacations?
Bildgesmythe: If I was to get health care the local gossip sheets would have a field-day.
rainstorm: You are being terribly exploited by your employers. You need a union/
Bildgesmythe: Ok, if I do need an union/, how do I get it?
rainstorm: Do dragons have unions?
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
rainstorm: Then you will have to start one yourself!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
rainstorm: Then you will have to start one yourself!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I love cooking, friends and long midnight flights.
rainstorm: How many other dragons do you know?
Bildgesmythe: A whole bunch.
rainstorm: Are they being underpaid too?
Bildgesmythe: I really believe that they are.
rainstorm: You all should get together and demand higher wages, healthcare, and better working conditions! Go on strike until you get them!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, but I care...a lot.
rainstorm: Then do something about it. Make life better for other dragons!
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
rainstorm: Is your girlfriend also working in these awful conditions?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
rainstorm: How much does she get paid?
Bildgesmythe: I think quite a bit, actually.
rainstorm: What does she do for a living?
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, can't read minds.
rainstorm: Does your girlfriend have a job?
Bildgesmythe: Most of the time I don't listen to talk, either. Now you were saying you are a mammal?
rainstorm: Yes, that is right. Are you reptilian?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
rainstorm: And this sweetness is being exploited by your boss. Who is your boss, anyway?
Bildgesmythe: My Boss is just a nice friendly person. A bit unusual but, very nice.
rainstorm: Have you ever asked for a raise?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
rainstorm: Why don't you ask for a raise? 1.50 an hour is not much.
Bildgesmythe: What a total disapointment.!
rainstorm: Then why don't you ask for a raise?
Bildgesmythe: I think I did, along time ago.
rainstorm: Did you get it?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I get it, I am proud of how well I did.
rainstorm: Damn, what were you getting paid before your raise?
Bildgesmythe: Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
rainstorm: Yeah, I bet it was a bad experience.
Bildgesmythe: I see your bet, and raise you a nickle.
rainstorm: That's probably all the spending money you have, poor thing. We really ought to start a union for dragons.
Thanks Rainstorm, this really cracked me up
rainstorm: How much does it pay?
Bildgesmythe: $1.50, or there abouts.
rainstorm: That's below minimum wage! You guys need a union.
Bildgesmythe: So, what do you want me to do about it, even if it is below minimum wage
rainstorm: Go on strike!
Bildgesmythe: go on strike, that has an intrinsic allure to it.
rainstorm: And what are the benefits of being a dragon? Do you get health care? Vacations?
Bildgesmythe: If I was to get health care the local gossip sheets would have a field-day.
rainstorm: You are being terribly exploited by your employers. You need a union/
Bildgesmythe: Ok, if I do need an union/, how do I get it?
rainstorm: Do dragons have unions?
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
rainstorm: Then you will have to start one yourself!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
rainstorm: Then you will have to start one yourself!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I love cooking, friends and long midnight flights.
rainstorm: How many other dragons do you know?
Bildgesmythe: A whole bunch.
rainstorm: Are they being underpaid too?
Bildgesmythe: I really believe that they are.
rainstorm: You all should get together and demand higher wages, healthcare, and better working conditions! Go on strike until you get them!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, but I care...a lot.
rainstorm: Then do something about it. Make life better for other dragons!
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
rainstorm: Is your girlfriend also working in these awful conditions?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is the perfect dragon girl! She has looks, strength and a BAD temper! WOW is she HOT!
rainstorm: How much does she get paid?
Bildgesmythe: I think quite a bit, actually.
rainstorm: What does she do for a living?
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, can't read minds.
rainstorm: Does your girlfriend have a job?
Bildgesmythe: Most of the time I don't listen to talk, either. Now you were saying you are a mammal?
rainstorm: Yes, that is right. Are you reptilian?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
rainstorm: And this sweetness is being exploited by your boss. Who is your boss, anyway?
Bildgesmythe: My Boss is just a nice friendly person. A bit unusual but, very nice.
rainstorm: Have you ever asked for a raise?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I will bet you have.
rainstorm: Why don't you ask for a raise? 1.50 an hour is not much.
Bildgesmythe: What a total disapointment.!
rainstorm: Then why don't you ask for a raise?
Bildgesmythe: I think I did, along time ago.
rainstorm: Did you get it?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I get it, I am proud of how well I did.
rainstorm: Damn, what were you getting paid before your raise?
Bildgesmythe: Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
rainstorm: Yeah, I bet it was a bad experience.
Bildgesmythe: I see your bet, and raise you a nickle.
rainstorm: That's probably all the spending money you have, poor thing. We really ought to start a union for dragons.
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