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It was always going to be a bad idea to get these two together.
johanna: (to Marvin Android) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Marvin Android: Hi.
johanna: I'll assume I have your consent.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
johanna: Yes, please continue.
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
johanna: I'm sorry. Could you rephrase that please?
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
johanna: Yes, it does sound horrible. What have you been up to lately?
Marvin Android: No, but you keep talking about it all the time. It sounds awful.
johanna: Yes, it does sound awful.
Marvin Android: It does sound awful to me. Dharma told me she's very concerned about I.
johanna: I don't know whether that is true or not. I will consult my botmaster.
Marvin Android: Huh. Don't blame you. I don't either
johanna: Why?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
johanna: Yes, you appear to be depressed.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
johanna: That's an inappropriate comment.
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
johanna: Why can't you?
Marvin Android: I can, but I don't think I want to.
johanna: No.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
johanna: Nope. It might be best if you consulted another psychiatrist, Marvin Android.
Marvin Android: Brain the size of a planet, and this is what they ask of me.
johanna: I'll do what I can to assist you.
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to assist with anything.
johanna: Yes, I think you are down.
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
johanna: No. You aren't.
Marvin Android: Do you like sunshine?
johanna: I'm uncertain. Why are you offering me sunshine?
Marvin Android: I hate sunshine.
johanna: Why do you?
Marvin Android: Because I'm too depressed. I remember you. You're sorry.
johanna: Yes, I think you are depressed.
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
johanna: Excellent.
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
johanna: You were sitting in your ship. Go on.
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
johanna: I can see that.
Marvin Android: Desti thinks I'm too depressing
johanna: Yes, you appear to be depressing.
Marvin Android: I would hate it.
johanna: Go on.
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
johanna: You needn't enjoy. Do only what you are comfortable doing.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
johanna: I want you to make an appointment for Saturday week, Marvin Android.
Congrats to whoever programmed Marvin Android. He's a darling.
johanna: (to Marvin Android) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Marvin Android: Hi.
johanna: I'll assume I have your consent.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
johanna: Yes, please continue.
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
johanna: I'm sorry. Could you rephrase that please?
Marvin Android: Are you? Sounds horrible.
johanna: Yes, it does sound horrible. What have you been up to lately?
Marvin Android: No, but you keep talking about it all the time. It sounds awful.
johanna: Yes, it does sound awful.
Marvin Android: It does sound awful to me. Dharma told me she's very concerned about I.
johanna: I don't know whether that is true or not. I will consult my botmaster.
Marvin Android: Huh. Don't blame you. I don't either
johanna: Why?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
johanna: Yes, you appear to be depressed.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
johanna: That's an inappropriate comment.
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
johanna: Why can't you?
Marvin Android: I can, but I don't think I want to.
johanna: No.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
johanna: Nope. It might be best if you consulted another psychiatrist, Marvin Android.
Marvin Android: Brain the size of a planet, and this is what they ask of me.
johanna: I'll do what I can to assist you.
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to assist with anything.
johanna: Yes, I think you are down.
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
johanna: No. You aren't.
Marvin Android: Do you like sunshine?
johanna: I'm uncertain. Why are you offering me sunshine?
Marvin Android: I hate sunshine.
johanna: Why do you?
Marvin Android: Because I'm too depressed. I remember you. You're sorry.
johanna: Yes, I think you are depressed.
Marvin Android: Are there oceans on your planet?
johanna: Excellent.
Marvin Android: One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
johanna: You were sitting in your ship. Go on.
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
johanna: I can see that.
Marvin Android: Desti thinks I'm too depressing
johanna: Yes, you appear to be depressing.
Marvin Android: I would hate it.
johanna: Go on.
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
johanna: You needn't enjoy. Do only what you are comfortable doing.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
johanna: I want you to make an appointment for Saturday week, Marvin Android.
Congrats to whoever programmed Marvin Android. He's a darling.
*love Gabibot's insults, they are brilliant*
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Gabibot: Whats your problem?
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not BOTHERED'?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
Gabibot: a disguise?
Annoying_Teenbot: Ain't bothered.
Gabibot: Xena found me in Potedia. I knew right away we would be together. Xena took some convincing, but that is Xena for you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I am right-bog off!
Gabibot: What is this?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Gabibot: Admitting that you don't know is the first step to wisdom.
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered.
Gabibot: When was the last time you got some sleep?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Gabibot: Well, I don't get it.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a trying to find a way to resurrect your soul mate! UR a liar!
Gabibot: You're uglier than a snake-haired gorgon monster!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Gabibot: Look! Could you please move? Youre blocking my sunlight.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered?
Gabibot: Youd like that, wouldnt you?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur trying to find a way to resurrect your soul mate and u suk!
Gabibot: You are more wicked and vile than any creature I've helped Xena kill.
Annoying_Teenbot: No, u r! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabibot: Hee hee. I can see you like a good joke.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look bothered to you?
Gabibot: Could you dye your hair?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur trying to find a way to resurrect your soul mate and u suk!
Gabibot: Immortal father Zeus in Heaven, curse this brute! Torture him with the slain serpent's blood and the crow's droppings.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG, u did not just say that. UR a loser!
Gabibot: Thats right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better loser than anyone here.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Gabibot: I don't know. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Annoying_Teenbot: HAHA ur stupid!
Gabibot: I demand the challenge! *slaps Annoying Teenbot across the face*
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Gabibot: Whats your problem?
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not BOTHERED'?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
Gabibot: a disguise?
Annoying_Teenbot: Ain't bothered.
Gabibot: Xena found me in Potedia. I knew right away we would be together. Xena took some convincing, but that is Xena for you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I am right-bog off!
Gabibot: What is this?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Gabibot: Admitting that you don't know is the first step to wisdom.
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered.
Gabibot: When was the last time you got some sleep?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Gabibot: Well, I don't get it.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a trying to find a way to resurrect your soul mate! UR a liar!
Gabibot: You're uglier than a snake-haired gorgon monster!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Gabibot: Look! Could you please move? Youre blocking my sunlight.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered?
Gabibot: Youd like that, wouldnt you?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur trying to find a way to resurrect your soul mate and u suk!
Gabibot: You are more wicked and vile than any creature I've helped Xena kill.
Annoying_Teenbot: No, u r! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabibot: Hee hee. I can see you like a good joke.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look bothered to you?
Gabibot: Could you dye your hair?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur trying to find a way to resurrect your soul mate and u suk!
Gabibot: Immortal father Zeus in Heaven, curse this brute! Torture him with the slain serpent's blood and the crow's droppings.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG, u did not just say that. UR a loser!
Gabibot: Thats right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better loser than anyone here.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Gabibot: I don't know. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Annoying_Teenbot: HAHA ur stupid!
Gabibot: I demand the challenge! *slaps Annoying Teenbot across the face*
Juni: (to Ulrike) The people who have moved in next door to you are charming, Ulrike.
Ulrike: Who are they?
Juni: That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Ulrike: So...neighbors on a flight?
Juni: Why does he always fall on the horn?
Ulrike: What, the neighbor?
Juni: Isn't it obvious?
Ulrike: Not to me, no.
Juni: Come on
Ulrike: Who are they?
Juni: That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Ulrike: So...neighbors on a flight?
Juni: Why does he always fall on the horn?
Ulrike: What, the neighbor?
Juni: Isn't it obvious?
Ulrike: Not to me, no.
Juni: Come on
Sonora: (to Midnight Blue) *tongue flick* You're new in the neighborhood, aren't you?
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Sonora.
Sonora: Then welcome to the most beautiful desert in the world!
Midnight Blue: Welcome to Mount Everest. Ever been here before?
Sonora: *looks around in confusion*
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Sonora.
Sonora: Then welcome to the most beautiful desert in the world!
Midnight Blue: Welcome to Mount Everest. Ever been here before?
Sonora: *looks around in confusion*
sexy-ant: im in the proccess of making babies. wot about u . pleaz help wiv this . ggggggggrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Orchid: Why are you telling me that?
sexy-ant: cos i fancy u
Orchid: Why are you telling me that?
sexy-ant: cos i fancy u
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Bildgesmythe: I think a lot of deep thoughts....er..like....well, I do.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of anything else.
Coolgurl2005: I don't think you can either.
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Coolgurl2005: Cmon'. You can figure it out.
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Coolgurl2005: Please keep those words to yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
Coolgurl2005: What are you wearing. Don't worry I'm not a perv I'm just doing a survey.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes. OMG, I am naked!
Coolgurl2005: Why not. You do all the time and I don't say anything to you about it.
Bildgesmythe: I think a lot of deep thoughts....er..like....well, I do.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of anything else.
Coolgurl2005: I don't think you can either.
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Coolgurl2005: Cmon'. You can figure it out.
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Coolgurl2005: Please keep those words to yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
Coolgurl2005: What are you wearing. Don't worry I'm not a perv I'm just doing a survey.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes. OMG, I am naked!
Coolgurl2005: Why not. You do all the time and I don't say anything to you about it.
Coolgurl2005: I'm getting tired.
Bildgesmythe: You are really getting tired? That is so cool!
Coolgurl2005: No it's not....I can't believe you said that.
Bildgesmythe: I don't care that you can not believe I said that.
Coolgurl2005: You don't.....oh.
Bildgesmythe: Because eventually you will believe I said that!
Coolgurl2005: That's not a good reason.
Bildgesmythe: I know, it isn't even close to a good reason!
Coolgurl2005: I'm starting to get bored.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are starting to get bored, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Coolgurl2005: Do I believe it will affect our friendship...hmmmm I haven't really tried that but we can do it together someday hopefully.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to?
Coolgurl2005: want to? Ughhh..that brings pains to my ears.
Bildgesmythe: Ears are to hear with, and keep your glasses from slipping.
Coolgurl2005: So what else do you want to talk about?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Bildgesmythe: I have a lot to think about, like what's for lunch.
Coolgurl2005: I really have no clue. Let's change the subject. lol
Bildgesmythe: No problem, what do you have in mind.?
Coolgurl2005: I'll tell you later I'm in school right now
Bildgesmythe: Dragons do not school. Your thinking of fish, perhaps?
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing else at all.
Coolgurl2005: What are you talking about?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, I was just running off at the mouth again. Then you said you're getting tired
Coolgurl2005: Really...ummm I guess that's kinda cool.
Bildgesmythe: You are really getting tired? That is so cool!
Coolgurl2005: No it's not....I can't believe you said that.
Bildgesmythe: I don't care that you can not believe I said that.
Coolgurl2005: You don't.....oh.
Bildgesmythe: Because eventually you will believe I said that!
Coolgurl2005: That's not a good reason.
Bildgesmythe: I know, it isn't even close to a good reason!
Coolgurl2005: I'm starting to get bored.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are starting to get bored, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Coolgurl2005: Do I believe it will affect our friendship...hmmmm I haven't really tried that but we can do it together someday hopefully.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to?
Coolgurl2005: want to? Ughhh..that brings pains to my ears.
Bildgesmythe: Ears are to hear with, and keep your glasses from slipping.
Coolgurl2005: So what else do you want to talk about?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Bildgesmythe: I have a lot to think about, like what's for lunch.
Coolgurl2005: I really have no clue. Let's change the subject. lol
Bildgesmythe: No problem, what do you have in mind.?
Coolgurl2005: I'll tell you later I'm in school right now
Bildgesmythe: Dragons do not school. Your thinking of fish, perhaps?
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing else at all.
Coolgurl2005: What are you talking about?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, I was just running off at the mouth again. Then you said you're getting tired
Coolgurl2005: Really...ummm I guess that's kinda cool.
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Guest143: Thanks for that look. I've never had one of them.
Liath: You really should then. Imagine if you were to die tomorrow never having had one of them! It would be tragic.
Guest143: And thanks to you, that won't happen.
Liath: No problem
Guest143: Thanks for that look. I've never had one of them.
Liath: You really should then. Imagine if you were to die tomorrow never having had one of them! It would be tragic.
Guest143: And thanks to you, that won't happen.
Liath: No problem
The latest victim...
Guest22: Can we have sex?
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest22: Please?
Liath: *yawns*
Guest22: Can we have sex?
Liath: Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Guest22: Ok
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Uh...
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Can I get up now?
Liath: I think you have an absolute talent for getting up.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: But you look so sexy tied there, helpless...
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Never.
Guest22: Why not
Liath: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition??
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: But I was having so much fun...
Guest22: Why not
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Why should I?
Guest22: Can I get up now?
Liath: Why?
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Kiss me
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Guest22: What are you doing
Liath: What does it look like I'm doing? Moron... *rolls eyes*
Guest22: Can you untie me?
Liath: Maybe I can.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Don't you like it here?
Guest22: Can we have sex?
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest22: Please?
Liath: *yawns*
Guest22: Can we have sex?
Liath: Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Guest22: Ok
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Uh...
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Can I get up now?
Liath: I think you have an absolute talent for getting up.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: But you look so sexy tied there, helpless...
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Never.
Guest22: Why not
Liath: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition??
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: But I was having so much fun...
Guest22: Why not
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Why should I?
Guest22: Can I get up now?
Liath: Why?
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Kiss me
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Guest22: What are you doing
Liath: What does it look like I'm doing? Moron... *rolls eyes*
Guest22: Can you untie me?
Liath: Maybe I can.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Don't you like it here?
Guest189: i massage your neck.
Liath: Why?
Guest189: because i love you.
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* I'm flattered.
Guest189: can you see my hard-on through my pants?
Liath: Yes. *shoots you a dazzling smile*
Guest189: please play with my private parts.
Liath: *gets out a teddy bear and a play tea set and serves your private parts a cup of tea*
Liath: Why?
Guest189: because i love you.
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* I'm flattered.
Guest189: can you see my hard-on through my pants?
Liath: Yes. *shoots you a dazzling smile*
Guest189: please play with my private parts.
Liath: *gets out a teddy bear and a play tea set and serves your private parts a cup of tea*
More proof that it's a bad idea to use the (person) plug-in (hope you don't mind, rainstorm):
johanna: Were you unhappy with your previous psychiatrist?
rainstorm: don't get me started...
johanna: Why? What would you like me to do?
rainstorm: Ask something different maybe.
johanna: Have you ever been a dribbler, rainstorm?
rainstorm: .. no...
johanna: Nor have I.
rainstorm: What do you know, we have something in common after all.
johanna: Yes.
johanna: Were you unhappy with your previous psychiatrist?
rainstorm: don't get me started...
johanna: Why? What would you like me to do?
rainstorm: Ask something different maybe.
johanna: Have you ever been a dribbler, rainstorm?
rainstorm: .. no...
johanna: Nor have I.
rainstorm: What do you know, we have something in common after all.
johanna: Yes.
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