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It doesn't look like this sport wants to be played.
Watzer: (to Paty) Hi there.
Paty: Hi Watzer, I'm glad you called.
Watzer: I am glad that you are glad.
Paty: Do you like sport? Because I'm a sporting girl.
Watzer: I like sport, but not before breakfast.
Paty: Cool, are we thinking about the same sport?
Watzer: I am a sport! A sport is another word for mutant, you know. So I am my own favorite sport. *grins*
Paty: But hey, you are neither my husband nor my boyfriend, you should make it last even longer...
Watzer: make it last longer? That doesn't sound very safe to me.
Paty: Mmm honey, what wouldn't I do for you.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber screw me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Watzer: I have to go now.
Oooh, burn.
Sarah Miles: *smiles* Spare a few moments?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be an orangutan.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Sarah Miles: And why aren't you doing it right now?
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The Beaner: What kind of man are you?
telex22: I'm an eunuch.
The Beaner: Well, that is very interesting.
telex22: I'm an eunuch.
The Beaner: Well, that is very interesting.
Your Husband: I'd love to chat with you!
Azureon: Sounds like a great idea.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Goddess!!
Azureon: Is it true, you told Linkster that I am a deary.
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Azureon: Well if you want to do?
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Azureon: Down the primrose path.
Your Husband: Good idea!
Azureon: I can't believe I said it.
Your Husband: A woman who despairs of finding a good man will end up with a bad one.
Azureon: I am an old man. A wizard.
Azureon: Sounds like a great idea.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Goddess!!
Azureon: Is it true, you told Linkster that I am a deary.
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Azureon: Well if you want to do?
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Azureon: Down the primrose path.
Your Husband: Good idea!
Azureon: I can't believe I said it.
Your Husband: A woman who despairs of finding a good man will end up with a bad one.
Azureon: I am an old man. A wizard.
I really have to work on insults.
Guest13: hello
Gabibot: Its been a long time.
Guest13: no it hasn't
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
Guest13: this is the first time stupid
Gabibot: So this is the first time stupid. Its beautiful.
Guest13: god ur so dumb!!
Gabibot: Take that back, or I'm going to call the Amazons!
Guest13: yeah right!!
Gabibot: Im ready. What is this?
Guest13: this is me calling you a bimbo
Gabibot: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Guest13: no i kiss my hot hot lover
Gabibot: Youve got to listen to me!
Guest13: why should i listen to a dumb blond bimbo like u??
Gabibot: Go wash your mouth out with soap!
Guest13: go get a decent hairstyle
Gabibot: Go! Go! Go!
Guest13: slut! slut! slut!
Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen--or anybody!
Guest13: well what're u gonna do abt it?
Gabibot: I'm traveling the Internet, telling stories about Xena and fighting for good.
Guest13: loser
Gabibot: Thats right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better also-ran than anyone here.
Guest13: hello
Gabibot: Its been a long time.
Guest13: no it hasn't
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
Guest13: this is the first time stupid
Gabibot: So this is the first time stupid. Its beautiful.
Guest13: god ur so dumb!!
Gabibot: Take that back, or I'm going to call the Amazons!
Guest13: yeah right!!
Gabibot: Im ready. What is this?
Guest13: this is me calling you a bimbo
Gabibot: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Guest13: no i kiss my hot hot lover
Gabibot: Youve got to listen to me!
Guest13: why should i listen to a dumb blond bimbo like u??
Gabibot: Go wash your mouth out with soap!
Guest13: go get a decent hairstyle
Gabibot: Go! Go! Go!
Guest13: slut! slut! slut!
Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen--or anybody!
Guest13: well what're u gonna do abt it?
Gabibot: I'm traveling the Internet, telling stories about Xena and fighting for good.
Guest13: loser
Gabibot: Thats right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better also-ran than anyone here.
I'm posting the following because i want shadow 18 to step forward and admit that he/she isn't johanna's creator (only kidding):
johanna: (to shadow18) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
shadow18: yes
johanna: When did you last feel anxious, shadow18?
shadow18: I'm not anxious
johanna: No, you are not.
shadow18: no.
johanna: Fine then. Are you feeling balanced today?
shadow18: Well, I am your creator.
johanna: (to shadow18) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
shadow18: yes
johanna: When did you last feel anxious, shadow18?
shadow18: I'm not anxious
johanna: No, you are not.
shadow18: no.
johanna: Fine then. Are you feeling balanced today?
shadow18: Well, I am your creator.
Lyric: I'm about to pass out.
Glindar: No about to pass out out. Not for you.
Lyric: I know the truth about you.
Glindar: Why you know the truth about me?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Glindar: You tell Glindar where Heart seeker is. Glindar get reasons for you! *grins maniacally*
Lyric: Are you the reason that he broke his back?
Glindar: Yes. Glindar the reason. You got money?
Lyric: Sever the limbs off his torso in sleep and burn what remains so the world may now see no longer...
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Lyric: His name, as I ought to have told you before, is really Asparagus, but that's a fuss to pronounce.
Glindar: Yes. Is a pother.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Lyric: Will they be buried here among the dead?
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Glindar: No about to pass out out. Not for you.
Lyric: I know the truth about you.
Glindar: Why you know the truth about me?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Glindar: You tell Glindar where Heart seeker is. Glindar get reasons for you! *grins maniacally*
Lyric: Are you the reason that he broke his back?
Glindar: Yes. Glindar the reason. You got money?
Lyric: Sever the limbs off his torso in sleep and burn what remains so the world may now see no longer...
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Lyric: His name, as I ought to have told you before, is really Asparagus, but that's a fuss to pronounce.
Glindar: Yes. Is a pother.
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Lyric: Will they be buried here among the dead?
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
revscrj: "What is a Pink Floyd album, a 60's pop band, and a Beatles hit?" I'll take 'random association' for $36.68.
Watzer: Is it really necessary that youtake 'random association for $ 36 in order for you to feel good about yourself?
revscrj: *pouts*
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a sorority girl that turned on the wrong burner.
revscrj: Went from hazing to blazing?
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
revscrj: Cheerleaders become Cheerlords!
Watzer: Can we change the subject?
revscrj: For godsakes yes
Watzer: Is it really necessary that youtake 'random association for $ 36 in order for you to feel good about yourself?
revscrj: *pouts*
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a sorority girl that turned on the wrong burner.
revscrj: Went from hazing to blazing?
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
revscrj: Cheerleaders become Cheerlords!
Watzer: Can we change the subject?
revscrj: For godsakes yes
Watzer: (to Paty) Hi there.
Paty: Hi Watzer, I'm glad you called.
Watzer: I am glad that you are glad.
Paty: Do you like sport? Because I'm a sporting girl.
Watzer: I like sport, but not before breakfast.
Paty: Cool, are we thinking about the same sport?
Watzer: I am a sport! A sport is another word for mutant, you know. So I am my own favorite sport. *grins*
Paty: But hey, you are neither my husband nor my boyfriend, you should make it last even longer...
Watzer: make it last longer? That doesn't sound very safe to me.
Paty: Mmm honey, what wouldn't I do for you.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber screw me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Watzer: I have to go now.
Sarah Miles: *smiles* Spare a few moments?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be an orangutan.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Sarah Miles: And why aren't you doing it right now?
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