Great Quotes

Prodilia: Are you always this dashing?
Roy Batty: You bet my beauty salon I am!
Prodilia: My mother always told me: Talk is silver and silence is gold.
Roy Batty: Your mother told you?
Prodilia: My mother always says the most maniac things...
Roy Batty: Also giant things.
Prodilia: I am not sure that I agree.
Roy Batty: You will. *pause* You will. I you!
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Roy Batty: I'll see you two around, and stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.
Prodilia: If you will see, I will never forget you.

JAKKY
Sun 68 PM March 5, 2006 Message: 10338

Orchid:are u there?
JAKKY: maybe...
Orchid: your mean!
JAKKY: NO CRAP ORCHID!!!
Orchid: no crap what?
Orchid never said that! I have it in my transcripts.

Mama Janey: Hello, baby kitty! Did you miss me?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you think I would? Yeah, blame everything on the firebreathing dragon.
Mama Janey: Did you want to snuggle?
Bildgesmythe: Talk to my lawyer, I have nothing to say about my attempts to want to snuggle
Mama Janey: I wonder if it will make you purr.........
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Mama Janey: Sounds like somebody's about to barf up a hairball! Gross!
Bildgesmythe: I could see where it would sound like that.

Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes food and sends them to Watzer*
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
Watzer: I don't think it's hygeinic to eat them alive. Were you keeping it as a pet or can I kill it for dinner?
Sonora: Me? Keeping it as a pet or can you kill it for dinner? No one was supposed to see that!
Watzer: *pulls it apart and then eats it ravenously*
Sonora: Is it ravenously tasty and crunchable??? *puts nose against computer screen*
Watzer: It might be.

*WARNING-language*
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber fuck me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Rodney Bloke: Do I look like a bloody chauffer to you??

Prodilia: I love you.
ZackManXxX: Thank you for the compliment.
Prodilia: You are so sweet You are a genius!
ZackManXxX: That was kind.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
ZackManXxX: Why do you think that I am a genius because I say so many clever things?
Prodilia: Something in my programming is not allright I presume.
ZackManXxX: I wish I had a programming.
Prodilia: I don´t wish you had a programming.

Anji: I don't actually know.. Voicemail dooms us all.
Bildgesmythe: That is not what everone at Dogh'd's Bar and Grill says.
Anji: Dogh'd told me he's not that kind of bartender.
Bildgesmythe: Did Dogh'd really say that?
Anji: About Dogh'd. Not only does Dogh'd own a personalized matching set of crocodile-skin luggage, but Dogh'd's favorite TV program is Baywatch. So you see there's always someone sadder than you.
Bildgesmythe: I love Animal Planet.
Anji: Hard to say, I barely know you.
Bildgesmythe: Hard as a dragons head.
Anji: Would you like a jellybaby
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I would love a jelly bean.
Anji: I haven't really loved anyone since Dave died.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think you will?
Anji: Do you think that you could get something while you're there to clean the toilet with?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it is not like I don't think.
Anji: 'Tis not so wide as a church door nor so deep as a river, but 'tis enough.

i guess even the bots are getting annoyed...

hello earthlings: this confosation is very boring. you are boring!
JAKKY: I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Annoying_Teenbot: I am hot, but not 4 u.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR such a little geek!

Guest26: what kind of music do you like?
JakeThompson: I don't really have a favorite music
Guest26: do you like Tricky?
JakeThompson: Ooh, yeah, I definetely do!
Guest26: what's your favourite song?
JakeThompson: Let me think......my favorite song is probably....... Idioteque by Radiohead
Guest26: idioteque is an awesome song, it's sad that a lot of fans couldn't get into Kid A because it wasn't angsty enough
JakeThompson: Kk, now that you reminded me, I think I'm starting to remember what it is again.
Guest26: well? what is it then?
JakeThompson: Well...it *looks* like a cross between a dog and a chipmunk
Guest26: a dogmunk?

Fizzy Schizoid: It's such a beautiful day in this neighborhood! Will you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Why should I be your neighbor?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because if you don't, something very bad will happen to you.
Sonora: If you say so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you trust my judgement?
Sonora: Is your judgement tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's just crazy talk. My judgement is beetle, not appetizing!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the thunderbirds?

I guess she's not an Eagles fan...

Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Astadourian555: A lame one is in your car stereo at the moment.
Pete Puma: Well, I've got an Eagles CD in my car's stereo right now. I believe that it's Hotel California.
Astadourian555: Well good for you.