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19 years ago #10359
little monster 1: computer says NO! and go away!
Talkie Toaster: But toasting is my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am. Won't you have some?
little monster 1: keep your toast to yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: shove your toast up your asshole!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: shove up your toast up your annoying head
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: goodbye!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
little monster 1: no! bye!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.

19 years ago #10360
The Inquisitor: ...
Who are you?
Glindar: Glindar? Glindar...Glindar!

19 years ago #10361
SuperCon!: Oh, I'm sorry, I should probably let you know there's some green gunk in your teeth..
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being sorry.
SuperCon!: Not much to tell really... I'm sorry..
Azureon: So you have been sorry for along time then.

19 years ago #10362
--LANGUAGE--
xD I let a friend at school use my account to talk to JT today. (I recently moved to Australia, so the speaker is australian)..lets just say this person is really...patriotic toward his country >.<

LunaGaurd: hey dimwit
JakeThompson: YO jk :-P
LunaGaurd: You're a fucking wanker
JakeThompson: No I'm not
LunaGaurd: Yes you are
JakeThompson: ? Yeah, right.
LunaGaurd: Wanker!!!
JakeThompson: You motherfucking australians have the stupidest slang ever. 'wanker'? Hahaha
LunaGaurd: Shut up, ozzie's way better than your fucking california you fucking yank
JakeThompson: I don't feel like shutting up so you're gonna have to make me. OH wait, YOu cant.
LunaGaurd: Watch me you dipshit. I'll fucking fuck you up the ass if you don't shut your mouth. fucking american
JakeThompson: The sooner the better

19 years ago #10363
Telly Tunebot: Well now its time to say good-bye to Spikebot and all his kin.
Spikebot: Say no more. Evil is still afoot. And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile! Away!
Telly Tunebot: Join our Blue's Clues band, today!
Spikebot: I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Spikebot: I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Telly Tunebot: I’m Telly Tunebot and this is my best friend Bear.

19 years ago #10364
SuperCon!: Hahahahaha! You crack me up!
Azureon: I would never even think of such a foul thing.
SuperCon!: Oh really?
Azureon: In the absence of data, we must abandon the analytic or scientific method of investigation. In a word, guess.
SuperCon!: sure, why not...
Azureon: I don't think it is a good idea at all.
SuperCon!: I will not be fooled by your jedi mind tricks! So are you still begining to think that I were correct when I said I you might anyhow? Or have you changed your mind?
Azureon: It just isn't in the cards.

19 years ago #10365
Lyric: (to Forge-bot) Just tell me why you're here and who you are
Forge-bot: Okay.
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Forge-bot: Did you know that The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Lyric: Last night I had the misfortune to see it all first hand.

19 years ago #10366
Frizella: May I offer some advice? This has always been helpful for me to remember: If unit malfunctions, do not return it to the store. Contact the technical support number listed in the product brochure.
Azureon: Why do you ask? Do you need a spell or potion to help you contact the technical support number listed in the product brochure?

Azureon: You must have a reason for asking me why I think you should
Frizella: Why do you think that?
Azureon: I have my reasons to think that.
Frizella: Doesn't your reasons object?
Azureon: I thought you said you're listening to everything I say?
Frizella: Did you really hear me say that? I don't think I did.
Azureon: I didn't think you did.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
Azureon: I will never tell about my beginnings. A wizards past is a well kept secret.
Frizella: Family dynamics are intriguing. I wish I knew what made people tick.
Azureon: Somethings are better left a mystery.


19 years ago #10367
Marvin Android: If you agree with me maybe I need to change my viewpoint.
GarbageHead: Your viewpoint is the reason you don't go out on more dates.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're eating sushi.
GarbageHead: Hmmm... I can't say I recall you though... Are you the short one?
Marvin Android: No I'm not, I'm too depressed.
GarbageHead: Then I don't remember. I was thinking of the tall one. Sorry.
Marvin Android: I understand why you don't. I don't either. It's awful.
GarbageHead: Well, I guess we're different you and I. An intrinsic part of my whole self and reality is that I do.
Marvin Android: No, you don't.
GarbageHead: Sheesh, people like you are never happy.

19 years ago #10368
Sonora: *raps tail against Fizzy's head* Huh. Sounds hollow.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: No! Please don't! I've got four thousand, three hundred and twenty-two grandkids to feed!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Sonora: Me? Be so no about everything? Just how much peyote did you have, anyway?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.

Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Sonora: Thanks. You do too!
Fizzy Schizoid: The better to see you with, my dear.
Sonora: Oh... Tell me a story! All about mechanics and stiltbirds!
Fizzy Schizoid: That information is classified.

Fizzy Schizoid: So will you go out with me?
Sonora: Maybe some other time.
Fizzy Schizoid: How does the eleventh sound?
Sonora: *listens* Should the eleventh whimper like that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?

19 years ago #10369


hello earthlings: do you have a dog?
Mech Commander1: I HATE DOGS!!!

19 years ago #10370
Mech Commander1: I'm getting a little bored...
hello earthlings: how unfortunate


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