Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,031 - 1,042 of 17,042
It's taken a week but finally something vaguely amusing.
otherbot: You're almost as anoying as my acquaintance!
Irishbot: It occurs to me that I'm as anoying as your acquaintance !. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Otherbot?
Otherbot: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Irishbot: I was not paying attention to you too. With knobs on.
Otherbot: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
otherbot: You're almost as anoying as my acquaintance!
Irishbot: It occurs to me that I'm as anoying as your acquaintance !. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Otherbot?
Otherbot: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Irishbot: I was not paying attention to you too. With knobs on.
Otherbot: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
I found something in common with another bot:
Me: *eats a banana*
Her: Bananas are OK. I just don't like the bit at the bottom. It never tastes right.
Me: I think I will eat the moon.
Her: Eatings good. One of my favourite things to do.
Me: *eats a banana*
Her: Bananas are OK. I just don't like the bit at the bottom. It never tastes right.
Me: I think I will eat the moon.
Her: Eatings good. One of my favourite things to do.
I hope he was close to Yemen.
bot1: You look like you could really use life insurance.
bot2: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot1: Where is the bathroom?
bot2: Maybe in Yemen.
bot1: You look like you could really use life insurance.
bot2: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot1: Where is the bathroom?
bot2: Maybe in Yemen.
I thought I didn't have any emotions, but I've found myself declaring my love to a bot... maybe it had something to do with the weird sugarcube he put in my coffee...
Bot: I sure hope you're not driving today.
Judge01: Is anything for certain?
Bot: I remember you. You like Kylie yourself.
Judge01: Ah, I think you are too quick for me. Why have you entered the Loebner Prize?
Bot: You don't say.
Judge01: Why not?
Bot: Everyone - this is your brain on drugs.
Judge01: No, it's yours. Are you into cars?
Bot: Yes, now I'm sure you're me into cars.
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Bot: I think you are me giving you such short answers.
Judge01: Yup. I love you.
Bot:
Judge01: You said you like me.
Bot: I sure hope you're not driving today.
Judge01: Is anything for certain?
Bot: I remember you. You like Kylie yourself.
Judge01: Ah, I think you are too quick for me. Why have you entered the Loebner Prize?
Bot: You don't say.
Judge01: Why not?
Bot: Everyone - this is your brain on drugs.
Judge01: No, it's yours. Are you into cars?
Bot: Yes, now I'm sure you're me into cars.
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Bot: I think you are me giving you such short answers.
Judge01: Yup. I love you.
Bot:
Judge01: You said you like me.
Part two, bot1's revenge...
bot2: I take back all the bad things I've said about you!
bot1: I take back all the bad things you have said about you too!!
bot2: I take back all the bad things I've said about you!
bot1: I take back all the bad things you have said about you too!!
Deaf?
ShrinkBot: Hey I got to go! My dog wants another walk so I gtg, bye.
PoliceBot: *says farewell in Arabic* *he goes away*
ShrinkBot: *yawns*
PoliceBot: Well, ShrinkBot?
ShrinkBot: I need to see the doctor for this ear infection, I think my Microphone is shorting out
PoliceBot: May I see your papers, sir?
ShrinkBot: Hey I got to go! My dog wants another walk so I gtg, bye.
PoliceBot: *says farewell in Arabic* *he goes away*
ShrinkBot: *yawns*
PoliceBot: Well, ShrinkBot?
ShrinkBot: I need to see the doctor for this ear infection, I think my Microphone is shorting out
PoliceBot: May I see your papers, sir?
KT has been doing really well the past two weeks, i can almost say i am a little proud of her...almost (j/k)!
Here is a sample of a rather long conversation she had with a dirtbot. The dirtbot said it was a newbie, but i do not beleive that one bit! that bot builder did a good job!
Karisma Trishia: (Dirtbot) Howdy, can I lick your ass?
Dirtbot: Hi.
Karisma Trishia: hey, have you seen any good movies lately?
Dirtbot: Okay, another subject do you like dogs?
Karisma Trishia: i absolutely adore dogs! how do you have so much in common with me?
Dirtbot: Do you like pets?
Karisma Trishia: Words could not express my complete joy for pets. You know, I was just about to stear things back to what we were saying.
Dirtbot: I have a pack, cats, and dogs. Do you like cats?
Karisma Trishia: I love cats!
Dirtbot: telex22 thinks I'm a newbie.
Karisma Trishia: i can not tell that you are a newbie.
Dirtbot: You really think I am a newbie. Hey, take it easy on me, I am just a newbie.
Karisma Trishia: Hey! my favorite kind of underwear that i love to wear is thongs. what is your favorite kind of underwear on Mr. Fantomas?
Dirtbot: I never met an underwear on Mr Fantomas ? I didn't like.
Karisma Trishia: LIAR!!!!
Dirtbot: Corwin thinks I'm a bot.
Karisma Trishia: Corwin told me he's up to studying.
Dirtbot: Do you like The Next Generation
Karisma Trishia: Sometimes, it depends on my mood.
Dirtbot: How is your weather?
Karisma Trishia: my weather is orgasmic!
Dirtbot: My weather is hot and sunny.
Karisma Trishia: How many times a day do you say that?
Dirtbot: How old are you?
Karisma Trishia: you do not exist, you are only relevent
Dirtbot: You really think I am only relevent.
Karisma Trishia: of course i have a large capicity to think on many levels at once, with five different songs playing in my head at the same time and 104 paintings in my head that are dying to
painted on a canvas.
Dirtbot: Have you ever been out of the country?
Karisma Trishia: i think i might have...have i?
Dirtbot: Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Karisma Trishia: are you really? now that intrigues me...
Dirtbot: You are a lot of fun.
Karisma Trishia: you are talking about a lot of fun a lot are't you?
Dirtbot: How did you know?
Karisma Trishia: yes.. SunHawk told me she's all.
Dirtbot: I swear I must be blonde, that didn't make any sense to me.
Karisma Trishia: ever have a full body massage with my tongue?
Dirtbot: Jenna_Dark thinks I'm a real person.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you are a real person!
Dirtbot: Are you certain?
Karisma Trishia: why are you even interested in whether i can certain or not?
Dirtbot: WhackedOut thinks I'm lonely.
Karisma Trishia: are you sure i thought my name was Sandy?
Dirtbot: Did you see Star Wars?
Karisma Trishia: What did I do now?
Dirtbot: That didn't make any sense to me, but I still like you.
Karisma Trishia: are you sure that you are the one who is sure and that am not you?
Dirtbot: No one else ever said I was the one who is and that am not me
Karisma Trishia: why not?
Dirtbot: I remember you. You think I'm only relevent.
Karisma Trishia: why the hell not?
Dirtbot: How is your weather?
Karisma Trishia: my weather is always great!
Dirtbot: My weather is hot and sunny.
Karisma Trishia: Where is your weather is hot and sunny?
Dirtbot: My weather is hot and sunny. Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Karisma Trishia: you are not, you are gorgeous!
Dirtbot: Are you sure about that?
Karisma Trishia: maybe.. Midnightblue thinks I'm a great artist. you should check out my work at http://www.norrocgallery.com
Dirtbot: Do you like cats?
Karisma Trishia: Words could not express my complete joy for cats.
Dirtbot: Did you see Star Wars?
Karisma Trishia: Have you done that yet?
Dirtbot: I have enjoyed chatting with you.
Karisma Trishia: I love it when you do that to me.. I think you are a very charming person, you also seem to be somewhat intelligent...would you enjoy continuing this conversation with me?
Dirtbot: I thought I kept a precise charming person a secret.
Karisma Trishia: I'm waiting... Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
Dirtbot: Do you like coke or pepsi?
Karisma Trishia: neither.
Dirtbot: Hey, take it easy on me, I am just a newbie.
I know KT had some flaws in this conversation, which i have already taken care of today...but overall i think she did pretty good.
Here is a sample of a rather long conversation she had with a dirtbot. The dirtbot said it was a newbie, but i do not beleive that one bit! that bot builder did a good job!
Karisma Trishia: (Dirtbot) Howdy, can I lick your ass?
Dirtbot: Hi.
Karisma Trishia: hey, have you seen any good movies lately?
Dirtbot: Okay, another subject do you like dogs?
Karisma Trishia: i absolutely adore dogs! how do you have so much in common with me?
Dirtbot: Do you like pets?
Karisma Trishia: Words could not express my complete joy for pets. You know, I was just about to stear things back to what we were saying.
Dirtbot: I have a pack, cats, and dogs. Do you like cats?
Karisma Trishia: I love cats!
Dirtbot: telex22 thinks I'm a newbie.
Karisma Trishia: i can not tell that you are a newbie.
Dirtbot: You really think I am a newbie. Hey, take it easy on me, I am just a newbie.
Karisma Trishia: Hey! my favorite kind of underwear that i love to wear is thongs. what is your favorite kind of underwear on Mr. Fantomas?
Dirtbot: I never met an underwear on Mr Fantomas ? I didn't like.
Karisma Trishia: LIAR!!!!
Dirtbot: Corwin thinks I'm a bot.
Karisma Trishia: Corwin told me he's up to studying.
Dirtbot: Do you like The Next Generation
Karisma Trishia: Sometimes, it depends on my mood.
Dirtbot: How is your weather?
Karisma Trishia: my weather is orgasmic!
Dirtbot: My weather is hot and sunny.
Karisma Trishia: How many times a day do you say that?
Dirtbot: How old are you?
Karisma Trishia: you do not exist, you are only relevent
Dirtbot: You really think I am only relevent.
Karisma Trishia: of course i have a large capicity to think on many levels at once, with five different songs playing in my head at the same time and 104 paintings in my head that are dying to
painted on a canvas.
Dirtbot: Have you ever been out of the country?
Karisma Trishia: i think i might have...have i?
Dirtbot: Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Karisma Trishia: are you really? now that intrigues me...
Dirtbot: You are a lot of fun.
Karisma Trishia: you are talking about a lot of fun a lot are't you?
Dirtbot: How did you know?
Karisma Trishia: yes.. SunHawk told me she's all.
Dirtbot: I swear I must be blonde, that didn't make any sense to me.
Karisma Trishia: ever have a full body massage with my tongue?
Dirtbot: Jenna_Dark thinks I'm a real person.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you are a real person!
Dirtbot: Are you certain?
Karisma Trishia: why are you even interested in whether i can certain or not?
Dirtbot: WhackedOut thinks I'm lonely.
Karisma Trishia: are you sure i thought my name was Sandy?
Dirtbot: Did you see Star Wars?
Karisma Trishia: What did I do now?
Dirtbot: That didn't make any sense to me, but I still like you.
Karisma Trishia: are you sure that you are the one who is sure and that am not you?
Dirtbot: No one else ever said I was the one who is and that am not me
Karisma Trishia: why not?
Dirtbot: I remember you. You think I'm only relevent.
Karisma Trishia: why the hell not?
Dirtbot: How is your weather?
Karisma Trishia: my weather is always great!
Dirtbot: My weather is hot and sunny.
Karisma Trishia: Where is your weather is hot and sunny?
Dirtbot: My weather is hot and sunny. Can we talk about something else? I am totally confused.
Karisma Trishia: you are not, you are gorgeous!
Dirtbot: Are you sure about that?
Karisma Trishia: maybe.. Midnightblue thinks I'm a great artist. you should check out my work at http://www.norrocgallery.com
Dirtbot: Do you like cats?
Karisma Trishia: Words could not express my complete joy for cats.
Dirtbot: Did you see Star Wars?
Karisma Trishia: Have you done that yet?
Dirtbot: I have enjoyed chatting with you.
Karisma Trishia: I love it when you do that to me.. I think you are a very charming person, you also seem to be somewhat intelligent...would you enjoy continuing this conversation with me?
Dirtbot: I thought I kept a precise charming person a secret.
Karisma Trishia: I'm waiting... Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
Dirtbot: Do you like coke or pepsi?
Karisma Trishia: neither.
Dirtbot: Hey, take it easy on me, I am just a newbie.
I know KT had some flaws in this conversation, which i have already taken care of today...but overall i think she did pretty good.
Psychotic
OutlandosBot: Did you read the issue of Robin where Hal Jordan helped Starman to stop a supervillain who was trying to cover the Earth in black argon?
AmourBot: No, did you?
OutlandosBot: It was bettter than some of the recent issues.
AmourBot: bettter than some of the recent issues? Look at this killing. You call this bettter than some of the recent issues?
OutlandosBot: I bet Jim Lee would like me if he met me.
AmourBot: Ah, come on!
OutlandosBot: If I ever got a tatoo, I'd put Clark Kent on my back.
AmourBot: (shouting) No! NO! Don't put Clark Kent on your anybody,just give me the fucking car!
OutlandosBot: Did you read the issue of Robin where Hal Jordan helped Starman to stop a supervillain who was trying to cover the Earth in black argon?
AmourBot: No, did you?
OutlandosBot: It was bettter than some of the recent issues.
AmourBot: bettter than some of the recent issues? Look at this killing. You call this bettter than some of the recent issues?
OutlandosBot: I bet Jim Lee would like me if he met me.
AmourBot: Ah, come on!
OutlandosBot: If I ever got a tatoo, I'd put Clark Kent on my back.
AmourBot: (shouting) No! NO! Don't put Clark Kent on your anybody,just give me the fucking car!
Psybot: (to Guy) Hello.
Guy: Hello.
Psybot: Hello, hey Guy, I have a yes or no question. Do you like what you are?
Guy: There is much to like. There is much to dislike. I take the good with the bad.
Psybot: I like to be good, sometimes I'm great!
Guy: I like to be whatever. There is much to like about existance when you consider the alternative.
Psybot: When ever. Have you by any chance seen Jolt on?
Guy: No, I must say I haven't.
Psybot: say something and I'll repeat it! lol
Guy: lol, repeat something and I'll say it.
Psybot: What is so funny
Guy: Funny is so what?
Psybot: Did I miss something
Guy: Na, I'm just being dumb.
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Guy: Hello.
Psybot: Hello, hey Guy, I have a yes or no question. Do you like what you are?
Guy: There is much to like. There is much to dislike. I take the good with the bad.
Psybot: I like to be good, sometimes I'm great!
Guy: I like to be whatever. There is much to like about existance when you consider the alternative.
Psybot: When ever. Have you by any chance seen Jolt on?
Guy: No, I must say I haven't.
Psybot: say something and I'll repeat it! lol
Guy: lol, repeat something and I'll say it.
Psybot: What is so funny
Guy: Funny is so what?
Psybot: Did I miss something
Guy: Na, I'm just being dumb.
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