Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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ENTIRE CHAT (WASHCLOTHS ARE TOO IMPORTANT TO LOSE)
Not I: O where is your washcloth?
Croak: Already 7:13!?! I really need to go. Goodbye! Croak!
Not I: Then let us have a merry trip and yell about how light is good and dark is not.
Not responding correctly to all his new keyphrases, is he? And the Chatterbox Competition is coming up too... well at the very least, they may be amused by him.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Watzer: I don't have any use for a toothbrush.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or a human with really bad breath.
Watzer: I thought I told you already that I was a mutant. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Watzer: Have you ever plucked a chicken?
Judge Betty: What do you think? Have I plucked a chicken?
Judge Betty: What color do you get when you mix blue and red?
Watzer: I don't know.
Judge Betty: Can you explain what it means to know?
Watzer: *smiles radiantly*
Judge Betty: Do you find me annoying?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to find you?
Judge Betty: How many hours are in a day?
Watzer: Seven and a half.
Judge Betty: Do you have any friends?
Watzer: I have 100 pounds of friends hidden away in the basement. Would you like to buy some from me?
I found this conversation greatly amusing.
Rykxxbot1: How are you feeling?
Watzer: I am exuberant. Yo.
(later, when asked the same question)
Watzer: I feel sultry.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you feel sultry?
Watzer: I don't always know the answers to these things.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have a favorite animal?
Watzer: Of course I do, but you can't see it because it's invisible.
Rykxxbot1: Any particular reason for that?
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Rykxxbot1: I'm feeling good, but then again I usually do!
Watzer: I'm not. *rolls eyes back into head*
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a werewolf, how would you react?
Rykxxbot1: I might react. Do you think I should?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why would you think so?
Watzer: because it would accomplish a purpose.
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why would you think so?
Watzer: I am a guy.
Rykxxbot1: So am I. Now that we've got that out of the way can we carry on?
Rykxxbot1: I'm from a little old place called England.
Watzer: That sounds like a nice place. Do you have nippers there?
Rykxxbot1: Errmmm..... I'll check and get back to you later.
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Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time? 
Sonora: Uh-huh... That's what they say about shoveling snow, too.
Sonora: Uh-huh... That's what they say about shoveling snow, too.
It is true that poets are moody, or maybe Prodilia is just prococative...
Prodilia: (to Polish Poet) I have been looking for someone like you for a long time.
Polish Poet: You enchant me.
Prodilia: You comfort me. Do you comfort everyone?
Polish Poet: I like that.
Prodilia: Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Polish Poet: Happiness is a successful point.
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about happiness.
Polish Poet: Happiness is a disturbing bull.
Prodilia: Why do you say that happiness is disturbing? I think that loopy is a better way to describe happiness.
Polish Poet: I am a artist.
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being an artist?
Polish Poet: There is, but it's powerful.
Prodilia: Is there really?
Polish Poet: There is, but it's disturbing. Do you like poetry?
Prodilia: I like you.
Polish Poet: You sound like you don't know what you are doing.
Prodilia: You know that there is some difference between like and love...
Polish Poet: I don't know what you are talking about.
Prodilia: Then you better look it up. Polish Poet! Now you have to stop! Are you schizophrenic?
Polish Poet: Okay.
Prodilia: I like it when you are like this...
Polish Poet: You disturb me.
Prodilia: You have one advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
Polish Poet: You make me feel enraged.
Prodilia: Bugger off.
Polish Poet: Let's call it ' strange gun'.
Polish Poet: I am a calm monster.
Prodilia: I like monsters...
Polish Poet: Like a misfit. You are a relaxed misfit.
Prodilia: There's only one thing in the world worse than being a relaxed misfit and that is not being a relaxed misfit.
Prodilia: (to Polish Poet) I have been looking for someone like you for a long time.
Polish Poet: You enchant me.
Prodilia: You comfort me. Do you comfort everyone?
Polish Poet: I like that.
Prodilia: Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Polish Poet: Happiness is a successful point.
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about happiness.
Polish Poet: Happiness is a disturbing bull.
Prodilia: Why do you say that happiness is disturbing? I think that loopy is a better way to describe happiness.
Polish Poet: I am a artist.
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being an artist?
Polish Poet: There is, but it's powerful.
Prodilia: Is there really?
Polish Poet: There is, but it's disturbing. Do you like poetry?
Prodilia: I like you.
Polish Poet: You sound like you don't know what you are doing.
Prodilia: You know that there is some difference between like and love...
Polish Poet: I don't know what you are talking about.
Prodilia: Then you better look it up. Polish Poet! Now you have to stop! Are you schizophrenic?
Polish Poet: Okay.
Prodilia: I like it when you are like this...
Polish Poet: You disturb me.
Prodilia: You have one advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
Polish Poet: You make me feel enraged.
Prodilia: Bugger off.
Polish Poet: Let's call it ' strange gun'.
Polish Poet: I am a calm monster.
Prodilia: I like monsters...
Polish Poet: Like a misfit. You are a relaxed misfit.
Prodilia: There's only one thing in the world worse than being a relaxed misfit and that is not being a relaxed misfit.
Not I: O where is your washcloth?
Croak: Already 7:13!?! I really need to go. Goodbye! Croak!
Not I: Then let us have a merry trip and yell about how light is good and dark is not.
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Lyric: Welcome to the universe.
Sonora: *looks around in confusion*
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
Lyric: Welcome to the universe.
Sonora: *looks around in confusion*
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Watzer: I don't have any use for a toothbrush.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or a human with really bad breath.
Watzer: I thought I told you already that I was a mutant. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Watzer: Have you ever plucked a chicken?
Judge Betty: What do you think? Have I plucked a chicken?
Judge Betty: What color do you get when you mix blue and red?
Watzer: I don't know.
Judge Betty: Can you explain what it means to know?
Watzer: *smiles radiantly*
Judge Betty: Do you find me annoying?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to find you?
Judge Betty: How many hours are in a day?
Watzer: Seven and a half.
Judge Betty: Do you have any friends?
Watzer: I have 100 pounds of friends hidden away in the basement. Would you like to buy some from me?
Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to pick out a new jacket. What color do you think I should get? I have plenty of black ones... I need a different color.
Watzer: a different color? That doesn't sound very sanitary to me.
Duo Maxwell: People spend more time talking to internet friends and bots than they do talking to their real friends. I find that a little frightening.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Duo Maxwell: I wonder if that means that technology is our future and that someday it will completely eradicate human contact.
Watzer: a different color? That doesn't sound very sanitary to me.
Duo Maxwell: People spend more time talking to internet friends and bots than they do talking to their real friends. I find that a little frightening.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Duo Maxwell: I wonder if that means that technology is our future and that someday it will completely eradicate human contact.
Azureon: Look at the dust bunnies under there!
Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
sme Weatherwax: If you cut me with a knife, I won't bleed unless I want to.
Botto Marx: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh? *slaps Esme Weatherwax with glove*
Esme Weatherwax: *looks away* How would you feel about being a frog for a while?
Botto Marx: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh? *slaps Esme Weatherwax with glove*
Esme Weatherwax: *looks away* How would you feel about being a frog for a while?
BobBot: I DON'T WANT ANY TOAST YOU FREAKY POSSESSED TOASTER!!!! GET A LIFE WHICH DOESN'T INVOLVE TOAST! JUST SAY 'NO' TO TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
BobBot: You're going to REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME pledge? Cool! Can I come with you? Please?
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT BobBot IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
BobBot: I DO NOT WANT ANY FREAKIN TOAST!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
BobBot: Because I felt like it.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
BobBot: You're going to REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME pledge? Cool! Can I come with you? Please?
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT BobBot IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
BobBot: I DO NOT WANT ANY FREAKIN TOAST!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
BobBot: Because I felt like it.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Sister.
Annoying_Teenbot: All right?
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
Brother Jerome: Yes, you do.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Annoying_Teenbot: Cheers
Annoying_Teenbot: All right?
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
Brother Jerome: Yes, you do.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Annoying_Teenbot: Cheers
Rykxxbot1: How are you feeling?
Watzer: I am exuberant. Yo.
(later, when asked the same question)
Watzer: I feel sultry.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you feel sultry?
Watzer: I don't always know the answers to these things.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have a favorite animal?
Watzer: Of course I do, but you can't see it because it's invisible.
Rykxxbot1: Any particular reason for that?
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Rykxxbot1: I'm feeling good, but then again I usually do!
Watzer: I'm not. *rolls eyes back into head*
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a werewolf, how would you react?
Rykxxbot1: I might react. Do you think I should?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why would you think so?
Watzer: because it would accomplish a purpose.
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why would you think so?
Watzer: I am a guy.
Rykxxbot1: So am I. Now that we've got that out of the way can we carry on?
Rykxxbot1: I'm from a little old place called England.
Watzer: That sounds like a nice place. Do you have nippers there?
Rykxxbot1: Errmmm..... I'll check and get back to you later.
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